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BEST CONVENTION EVER

You Fail.EPIC FAILZ: Some DNC factotum just sent Wonkette a link to “Howard Dean’s refutation of the NYT assertions about the Democratic Convention shaping up to be a ‘disaster.’” The link didn’t work. ONE HOUR LATER: Now it works!


12:39 PM on Mon July 7 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. Cicada says at 12:47 pm, July 7th, 2008

    The link stopped working again. Or maybe you just want to tease us Ken, you saucy minx.

  2. MathewBrooks says at 12:47 pm, July 7th, 2008

    best graphic ever.

  3. NoWireHangers says at 12:47 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Yeah, the DNC sucks. They’re lucky they have Barry to drag them over the finish line this year. DON’T FUCK IT UP!

  4. Well, damn, DNC factotums read Wonkette. Who’d a thought it? Must have an RSS feed.

    There’s probably some poor shmuck-N00b in the Democratic party who’s assigned to parse Wonkette. Hahaha, you poor bastard. To borrow from Hee-Haw, SALUTE!

    I doubt that there’s a Republican equivalent.

  5. Guppy06 says at 12:55 pm, July 7th, 2008

    My day just isn’t complete without a good non-denial denial, and this is a beut. Democrats ‘08!

  6. DemmeFatale says at 12:59 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Let’s not be too hasty and “MoDo” the Democratic Convention.

  7. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 1:00 pm, July 7th, 2008

    That’s what happens when you spend all your convention money on Reisling and Astroglide.

  8. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 1:04 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Rev. Peter Lemonjello: Rielsing, dumbass

  9. Delicious says at 1:04 pm, July 7th, 2008

    According to the Dems, the Times just made the whole shit up.

    Who ya gonna believe? Howard Dean or your lying eyes?

  10. Speed Ball says at 1:05 pm, July 7th, 2008

    I like how Howard Dean seems to be hyper-defensive about the DNC’s choice of fried-food in his rebuttal.

  11. Truculent says at 1:09 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Obviously from the Terry MacAuliffe School of Public Relations. Everything is fine because we say it is. Hillary IS going to be the next president.

  12. WadISay says at 1:16 pm, July 7th, 2008

    And you’re going to love the tofu hotdogs with arugula and chablis. Howard.

  13. BlackEuro.Observer says at 1:20 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Rev. Peter Lemonjello: It’s Riesling idiot:)

  14. SayItWithWookies says at 1:22 pm, July 7th, 2008

    All this criticism of food colors and such will seem pretty nitpicky after the big police riot.

  15. Rev. Peter Lemonjello says at 1:22 pm, July 7th, 2008

    BlackEuro.Observer: yeh, i just gave up.

  16. S.Luggo says at 1:22 pm, July 7th, 2008

    This link works: http://www.demconvention.com/blog/
    BTW: Who is Leah D. Daughtry and will there be sprouts at the convention?

  17. shortsshortsshorts says at 1:23 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Surely James Polk will rise from the dead to save the Democratic Party.

  18. AxmxZ says at 1:36 pm, July 7th, 2008

    They should all stay home and telecommute. Pajama Party!!

    (Barry should phone it in in boxer-briefs.)

  19. Canuckledragger says at 2:10 pm, July 7th, 2008

    “Democrats… can have all the fried goodies they can stomach.”

    Translation: **don’t eat the food!!!**

  20. BlackEuro.Observer says at 2:27 pm, July 7th, 2008

    Rev. Peter Lemonjello:
    Have you ever tried Prosecco? It’s the hottest elitist summer wine sweeping Europe.

    Hey but hopey thing is getting frighteningly out of hand. There are rumors that 50.000 people will come to greet him in the UK. The major of Berlin wants him to deliver a speech at the Tor while he’s not POTUS yet. Where will it all end?

  21. Cool2Snog says at 3:02 pm, July 7th, 2008

    I just saw Gonzo over the weekend and they make a pretty good case for ol’ George McGovern.

  22. anabellum says at 3:21 pm, July 7th, 2008

    ‘Green Delegate Challenge’ = those who eat “all the fried goodies they can stomach”

  23. Borat says at 3:31 pm, July 7th, 2008

    BlackEuro.Observer: Dude, when is he in London or the Middle Ease and I’ll be there. I’ll even bring $2300 in cash or whatever the max limit is now…tell me NOW!

  24. Borat says at 3:34 pm, July 7th, 2008

    see this is the problem with american regulations on baby buggies. they are regulated to death therefore making them the most un-innovative crappist designs ever. It’s like whenever I go to america and see people with antenna on their cell phones!!! god, how backwards for the most advanced nation on earth, except for mexico.

  25. Borat says at 3:40 pm, July 7th, 2008

    BlackEuro.Observer: Somehow i think if he goes to berlin he will say he’s not a jelly donut.

  26. amanasleep says at 5:04 pm, July 7th, 2008

    “Statement From DNC Chairman Dean and Convention CEO Daughtry on New York Times Sunday Story
    ” - Why does Convention CEO Chris Daughtry sound so defensive?

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