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A PLAGUE OF JEBS

This Will Definitely Help Him Win Florida

Jeb was always the Mexican Bush anyhowThanks to Wonkette Name-Change Operative “Scott” for catching this one. [Political Ticker]


11:41 AM on Thu July 3 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. Texan Bulldoggette says at 11:44 am, July 3rd, 2008

    Well, in all fairness, even Jeb probably hates being a Bush these days.

  2. Walter Sobchak says at 11:46 am, July 3rd, 2008

    If only Barry had a brother named Jeb who could draw a crowd, we could go 16 years!

  3. SuperRounder says at 11:47 am, July 3rd, 2008

    Oh now that’s just sad. Can’t they get to the point and call him “Honky O’One Of Us” or something?

  4. queeraselvis v 2.0 says at 11:49 am, July 3rd, 2008

    First, two officers were hurt last week when lightning struck between their motorcycles while on a training exercise.

    That was no lightning strike. It was a warning shot from the Almighty telling the folks in Colorado Springs to man up and support Obama… or else.

  5. nbawriter says at 11:55 am, July 3rd, 2008

    Barack Hussein Jebediah Obama is a secret Hasidic Jew Baptist Muslim Manchurian Candidate whose goal in life is to be a suicide bomber hell-bent on blowing up his sworn enemy: himself. The end.

  6. Humble Pi says at 12:07 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    queeraselvis v 2.0: Between the lightning strike and the motorcycle crash, I don’t think Colorado Springs’ God is very happy about Barry being there.

  7. S.Luggo says at 12:18 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    The caption writer meant to say “Jebby” Obama. The confusion is understandable. To Coloradoans, them darkies look all alike: http://www.nndb.com/people/907/000103598/___jebby-bush-1-sized.jpg

  8. V572625694 says at 12:19 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Humble Pi: And God has His own freeway exits in Colorado Springs. They do love them some Jeebus there. Scary.

  9. Reefpilot says at 12:21 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    So much going on in this picture.

    To the right, behind an adobe wall and police tape, sit the masses. To the left lies the collective West as depicted by a barren hill with promising scrub oak and various desert brush– on with the wagons, manifest destiny, the Oregon trail.

    Between the two stands a man with his hand outstretched not unlike God, police security, and a squad cruiser.

  10. Guppy06 says at 12:21 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Wait, are we talking about the name change, or the wall to keep the Mexi… er, Cubans out?

  11. Canuckledragger says at 12:22 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Well, if we’re gonna get all Biblical, given his acrobatic policy position performance of late, shouldn’t Hopey maybe change from Barack to WinkinBlinkinandNod?

  12. ForeignSickSpecialist says at 12:23 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    I think they meant “Jab” Obama.

  13. Combover says at 12:26 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    It looks like he’s part of a polar bear (oops) brown bear exhibit at the zoo.

  14. PioBaroja says at 12:29 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Colorado is a place of profound spiritual change for many. Barry Hussein went there and traded his heathen name for a good biblical one, Jeb. Ted Haggard went there and was transformed from a meth huffing bottom into a god fearing reborn heterosexual. James Dobson, from what I understand, liked to do lines of coke off of the engorged breasts of underage Moldavian sex slaves before discovering Colorado Springs. It’s the mountain air.

  15. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:29 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    I’m sayin’ it.

    Jeb didn’t suck that much as a governor, at all (awaiting wrath of Floridian scum).

  16. AngryBlakGuy says at 12:30 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    …if he really wanted to win Florida he would change his name to Barack Hernandez Finklestein!

  17. donner_froh says at 12:31 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    The only place they could find to have a political rally was an embankment next to an abandoned road? They really role out the red carpet in Colorado.

  18. columnv says at 12:49 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Why is Barry standing in a drainage ditch?

  19. Jeb’s the smart one!

  20. weirdiowasculpture says at 1:07 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    OgGodtheSlimSlackchickisbackandnowmyspacebarisstuckfromtehjism…

  21. ALIVE! says at 1:43 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: You’re joking, right? He only looks OK compared to his brother.

  22. AngryBlakGuy says at 2:28 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: …scum? Thank for the flattery; we are used to being called human excrement down here in Americas penis. And in regards to the “Jebster”, he was a rightwing piece of shit, that Im glad I no longer have to see on my teevee. As a college student in Tallahassee FL. I use to see him crossing the street to get to the capital all the time and you can only imagine the different kinds of vehicular CARNAGE I fantasized about when he walk in front of my car!

  23. econdave says at 2:28 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    I’ll just use this as an excuse to link to my favorite picture ever.

    http://www.counterpunch.org/noelle.gif

  24. Maybe ‘Jeb’ means something in Kenyan, like ‘moran’ means ‘young bachelor warrior’. Hey, it’s a possibility.

  25. DemmeFatale says at 2:41 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    C’mon, I can’t be the only one that was relieved not to see: “Jeb Osama.”

  26. NedPepper says at 4:52 pm, July 3rd, 2008

    Maybe the officers should think about riding horses, it would say something about mounted police, no wait I’m from Washington state. Sex with horses here is legal, they made a movie about it. Lends a lot to Wilbur and Mr Ed’s relationship, oooooooooooooooooooh noooooooooooooooooo Wiiiiiilbur!

  27. PissedOff says at 2:10 pm, July 6th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts: you’re right, as govrnor he wasn’t too bad. i can’t believe we actually agree on something.

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