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MATT DRUDGE GAY STRIPPER CHAKA KHAN OUTRAGE: When Drudge was growing up in Maryland, he was friends with a dude who later became a college professor in Washington and then a gay stripper, and has now written a book, which mentions how Drudge totally loved Chaka Khan back in the day. [Gawker]
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Who cares about that lame shit?
What we want are the stories of Drudge “vodkaboarding” with Hitchens in those techno dance clubs with the boys in those uniforms.
Just the stories, though.
No pictures.
FOR GOD’S SAKE NO PICTURES.
That’s makes him modestly cool and shit.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ni8FQ_9uOtU
Fuck! One of the first songs I downloaded from “the itune” was “Tell Me Something Good.” I have an empathetic connection with Matt Drudge…If anybody needs me I’ll once again be fetal and in the shower for the next two hours.
“The The Young and the Restless?” I’m more of an A-Ha General Hospital fan myself.
that flashing thingee is mesmerizing.
blue, red, blue, red, blue…cool.
and it looks like it’s clapping or something.
i miss my lava lamp.
what’s this story about? huh?
Neilist: BUT IT HAS THE SIREN!???!!?
…first of all Chaka Khan was freakin hot! Second Matt Drudge is a douche! Thats all, continue with what you were doing.
now thats something im totally morally against…Chaka Khan re-mixes…
For five densely marked pages, Matthew revisited all of our favorite topics of conversation, telling me how he was awaiting a new Frankie Knuckles remix of Chaka Khan’s ‘Ain’t Nobody,’ going through a love/hate relationship with Whitney Houston’s ‘One Moment in Time,’ and incensed over the direction of The Young and the Restless.
OMG, please sell this letter on eBay, it will totally erase the deficit.
…and by the way; does being a male stripper really pay that much? I mean he quit being a professor to be a gay stripper, for the right price I can be “the gay”!
AngryBlakGuy: Probably in DC, where all the married-but-secretly-caught-teh-ghey GOP Senators can let their freak flags fly before going back to Idaho and the wife.
AngryBlakGuy: Yes. It does. nuff said.
AngryBlakGuy: Ae you morally opposed to giving your customers happy endings? If not, you could probably make decent money.
so does this finally confirm Drudge is a geigh?
Chaka Khan is all of us, and we are all Chaka Khan.
Gopherit v2.0: …hey at this point, I would fukk for a buck and do something strange for some change.
Dave J.: Im assuming this is the flag you are referring to: http://www.inspectorlohmann.com/images/blog/politics/republicanPenis.jpg
Do you suppose there’s a video of Drudge topless, wearing tassel pasties and a pink feather boa singing “I’m Every Woman?” If so, I’m willing to pay top dollar.
College professors are often latent strippers of whatever sexuality. I can testify that advanced degrees make one’s ass jiggle and hips sway. It’s the sanity, you know, or the lack thereof, and the repressed hypervasculations of the thingamabobs.
Drudge is originally from Maryland? At least we had the good sense to ship his nasty arse out of here.
hughman: Drudge went on and on for pages about the remix of “Ain’t Nobody.” Not only is he now confirmed ghey, but he’s a total bottom.
THAT is the best headline possibly ever!
I posted this some time ago, and dammit, I’m posting it again!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sgE4qOxW8kU
Maybe he’s not a fruity and is into BBW instead? Just saying…..
I’m confused. Does this mean I can’t hate Matt Drudge anymore, or that I have to destroy my collection of Chaka Kahn music? No wonder this poor slob became a gay stripper.
loquaciousmusic: I remember when you posted that… You were trying to lift everyone’s spirits. Ahh yes.
So Drudge is the one who dumped Chaka and made her get plump. DAMN YOU MATT DRUDGE!!!!
I thought the bigger shocker was that Matt Drudge was the person Newt dumped his wife on her cancer bed for.
Good thing he didn’t meet Bootsy.
Matt Drudge is a loser. Any questions?
kudzu: Does he eat paint chips?
His zoot allures; that hat that is usually on his dome; coberates the entire linkage.
BTW…the site, while offering a great deal is nothing more than shallow flash; hey that coberates as well!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBpce1EA9Ec
V2peaceAllOver: You didn’t mean this one, did you?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpfX_2G9i6w
That’s what Bootsy would have done: coberate his entire linkage.
Neilist: Want some nightmares?:
http://www.vanityfair.com/images/culture/2007/12/cusl09_hitchens0712.jpg
It’s called a “male brazilian” or “sunga”. FEAR IT.
AngryBlakGuy: I have no idea how much a male stripper might be able to make (probably not as much as a female stripper) but just about anybody makes more money than a college professor. Seriously. Except maybe a manager at Barnes & Noble. Maybe.
During the only time I ever listened to Drudge on the radio he offered up the opinion that the only Schwarzenegger movies he liked were Kindergarten Cop and some Xmas atrocity. Hates the Terminator-type movie violence, evidently. Weirdo.