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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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59 comments

  1. shortsshortsshorts

    R.O.M.P.:
    Reaching Our Milking Penis

    In essence, these asshats are assisting the Dems “Red to Blue” thing by trying to desperately cling to 17 incumbents while the Dems challenge most (im not sure about all) of the listed rep-incumbents. Perhaps reptards should stop milking their collective penis and go back to the pipe-dreamed world of “moderate.”

  2. Truculent

    Oh Roy. I warned you to stop sniffing that paint out in back of the barn. Now look what’s happened to your brain. You’re all addled

  3. Brutus Harlot

    [re=28024]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Or do they realize how f*ed our country is and figure that if the Dems control everything that they can blame the Dems and take back control in 2010?

  4. Cicada

    romp:

    1. To play or frolic boisterously.

    The ROMP acronym is obviously targeted at The GOP’s target prey – young boys. It’s the acronym equivalent of “Can you help me find my puppy?”

    Those sick preverts!

  5. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=28048]Brutus Harlot[/re]: Hopefully by the time that happens though, 1. Oil will be Socialized.
    2. Iraq will no longer be on a map
    3. Democrats will grow a set
    4. Unicorns will finally be protected as a threatened species
    5. Al Gore will be cloned
    6. Los Angeles will explode
    7. All people from the midwest will be forced to evacuate to California, where they will realize that we are not having teh sexy time with anyone or anything while killing Jeebus
    and of course
    8. Barry will be President.

  6. NotUrEvryDayWEzl

    This suggests to me that 17 other democrats will experience “accidents” in the coming months. Perhaps they will all be attending an occult fundraiser and murdered on the tarmac.

  7. SuperRounder

    This funding decision is based on a complicated equation involving the money they have, the money they think they can raise from their based and contributions from wealthy donors. Also, that new “Don’t Give The Money To Teh Gays” rule.

  8. Cape Clod

    I guess he’s just keeping his expectations realistic. Sort of like being the manager of the Scottish national football team at the start of the World Cup.

  9. Mahousu

    Roy Blunt is simply following the strategy Kutuzov used against Napoleon. “You’re taking Poland and Lithuania? Fine, have Moscow, too.” Then, this winter, before withdrawing from Moscow, er, Washington, the Republicans will set the whole place on fire.

    At least that will take care of Smith Point once and for all.

  10. Mahousu

    [re=28077]Mahousu[/re]: By the way, I should get some sort of award for talking about invasions of Russia and not once mentioning Nazis.

    Oops! Too late!

  11. El Bombastico

    [re=28076]polar_bear[/re]: “Rub Our Massive Phalluses”. These ARE Republicans we’ve talking about.

  12. bitchincamaro

    [re=28056]weirdiowasculpture[/re]: you made me sneeze and burp at the same time. need liquid meds. now.

  13. shortsshortsshorts

    R.A.B.L

    Republicans Are Big Losers.
    Not the acronym?
    HA HA! I am childish and do not care!

  14. Neilist

    [re=28053]shortsshortsshorts[/re]: Shorts, old boy:

    Los Angeles exploded some time ago.

    True, no one here can tell the difference.

    But it did happen.

  15. S.Luggo

    [re=28026]EnBuenOra[/re]: Ding, ding, ding.
    An aside: Would that be in base 8 or base 12?

  16. ronaldpagan

    Hahaha! The GOP is the underdog and it feels good to be a bully for a change. I thought ROMP was the Republican strategy for the White House…Ruminating On Michelle’s Patriotism.

  17. Rodney Badger

    Sloganeering is not the GOP’s strong suit. These are the same morans who came up with the Change You Deserve slogan that they stole from Effexor.

    PUMA, now ROMP. They need to have this election soon. . .

  18. EnBuenOra

    [re=28096]S.Luggo[/re]: That would be base 2.652, carry the 1, and paint everything green because we haven’t had any attacks since 9/11.

  19. KTHXBAI

    This election is going to be so awesome I’m already masturbating to it. The Democrats are going to look like Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzneggar teaming up to kick the crap out of a mildew stain.

  20. TGY

    Ruining Our Minority Position

    Alas, my nose bleeds for them. Really! Their plight pierces me to the core. I won’t say of what part of my anatomy.

  21. weirdiowasculpture

    I know you all have moved on to the many posts that superceded this one, but I think I’m just going to stay right here. It’s nice and cozy.

  22. S.Luggo

    “Reclaim Our Majority”
    Never knew that the Orcs had formed a political party. Thanks for the tip, Roy.
    BTW, skipped your Respiral? Just asking.

  23. RuperttheBear

    [re=28113]weirdiowasculpture[/re]: The force is strong with you, young padawan.

  24. shortsshortsshorts

    [re=28110]weirdiowasculpture[/re]: I never move onto another post ever since TonytheTiger discovered new and intriguing ways of inserting Wonkette commenter’s names into long diatribes of homosexuality and malice.

    I love that man, or woman, or thing, or whatever it is.

  25. Joey Ratz

    [re=28082]El Bombastico[/re]: “Rub Our Miniscule Phalluses”.

    Fixed it for ya.

  26. CollegeStudent

    [re=28082]El Bombastico[/re]: Rub Our Minute Phalluses.
    These ARE Republicans we’ve been talking about.

  27. CollegeStudent

    [re=28127]Joey Ratz[/re]: Damn, that’s what I get for not reading all the comments.

  28. Mr-Clark

    Ken Layne,

    Don’t worry, they could have all taken my investment advice and will win the lottery. It’s nice to know that the RNC has the equivalent of the DNC’s Howard Dean…presumably without the flop-sweat on the Sunday talk shows.

    Sincerely and respectfully,

    Mr-Clark

  29. Mr Blifil

    Great. Now their 2 equals our 19. Republicans need a currency exchange for using metaphors.

  30. ronaldpagan

    Retching Over Mulatto Presidents
    Relieving Oneself; McCain’s Pampers
    Racist Ogres, Mostly Pedophiles

  31. ronaldpagan

    (replace “Pussy” with “Pedophile” or “Pervert” and that last one still holds true.)

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