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Remember this one? Looks like her wrists healed up, and she covered the Ron Paul sticker on her dresser with a flaggy thing. And WTF with the weird cuts and the kids’ ball that keeps appearing in different parts of her bedroom? Oh my god there is a CHILD loose in there, trying to ruin mom’s McCain commentary! She’s got 172 videos, like this one, of her belly, after the Surgery, and of course this one that breaks the Olympics/Bilderberg/2008 conspiracy, finally! [YouTube]
She would make a fine community whoreganizer.
The only advantage to all of these Paultards running around is the sudden lack of Lyndon LaDouchies clogging our city streets and college campuses. Basically two sides of the same coin and all that but….well… varieties the spice of life.
She’s stupid but I’d hit it. Right in the back of her head.
They’re reproducing. Eek.
Around six minutes in, what does she put on her daughter’s lips? Is that a band-aid?
Nice family values, there, saying “Bush’s bitch,” and “Jack Shit” in front of your kid.
The best part is when she says to write in Ron Paul’s name since it’s easy to spell. Now we know the real reason why Buchanan wasn’t as popular as Paul, thought they are basically the same person.
the new host of Meet The Press?….
Darehead: *though
I knew there was a reason I hated YouTube….. Now I remember. This is it. She has it all - dumb ideas, ugly kid, scars, and a video camera. It’s the end of the fuckin’ world.
Sorry, I got nothin’ here…..
She looks more like the typical Jezebel poster to me. Tragic on so many levels.
Good God, that creature who tried to slit her wrists has a DAUGHTER? And among her dozens of unbearably narcissistic videos she’s posted one of her child with the title, “I am the Great Cornholio”? I smell foster care.
anabellum: Actually, she’s got Tim Russert’s mouldering body stuffed into the dresser drawer.
And he’s STILL
. . . DEAD!
Neilist: It’s strange that Meet the Press with no host at all is actually more entertaining and thought provoking then when “speed bump” was hosting it.
What’s with her scars? The circular one on her lower right belly looks alot like a bullet scar. A stripper I once knew had a very similar looking one. She claimed she got hers in a family dispute with her father. They were an NRA household. In this woman’s case, I can see something similar happening.
@ American Dreamer: The typical Jezebel poster casually band-aids her child’s lips together, while she is holding forth on the internets? I think not. Maybe I got Jezebel wrong, I don’t post on it but jeez . . .
Quacker: amen
She’s nuts, but y’all do some Cartesian triangulation and figure out the kind of pork roast that she lassoed in to donate the sperm…..
Gopherit v2.0: It’s nothing more than a little self-hate. Paultards have been hurting on the hate recently, so they’ve begun to turn on themselves and their own species like preying mantises.
Gopherit v2.0: Emergency appendectomy I’d guess. Good abs, bad ideas.
SERIOUSLY, YOU GUYS, why does her dresser look like it has a big ol’ picture frame attached to it? And why does this picture not own a bigger fag, err, flag?
I didn’t know you could get a dresser that big into a double wide.
wheelie: Condom.
God. Those hope earrings. Those flexible hips.
Come to me, my contortionist gypsy paultardia. I WUV YU.
Your talk of the gold standard. . . so retarded, so ignorant, so arousing.
shortsshortsshorts: Shorts! How DARE you say that about His Holiness, Tim Russert?!?
Why, next you’ll be suggesting that Benazir Bhutto was just another corrupt Third World politican with slow reflexes!
Rather than the Great Martyr of Freedom, Liberty and All Things Wonderful that she was.
(Unless you talked to the French, Poles, Swiss, the IAEA, Public Accounts Committee of Parliament, Federal Investigative Agency, National Accountability Bureau . . . .)
RuperttheBear:
I’d bring some sugar cubes and fresh hay to get her in the mood- that ‘tard is horsier than Camilla Parker Bowles.
“Bilderfuckers”. HA! I must have this danty cousin of Britney Spears y’all. I ain’t kiddin’.
So feminine…so quaint…so restless arm syndrome.
I MUST HAVE HER!
Ok, I sort of understand the “sponsored” “story” from a marketing standpoint…but having it “climb”, so it stays up high is *wildly* annoying. I judge whether I need to scroll down for new articles by a quick “refresh-glance” at the page periodically. I appreciate the need for the boys of ‘ette to get paid, but for the record, I loath the in-line faux-story ad…
Neilist: Your comic timing is like, fucking
Neilist:
…GENIUS!
MILF Up
Someone needs to send that dresser to the set of Swingtown.
Dumbass makes so many “jokes” about McCain’s age but doesn’t realize her god is OLDER than McCain!
If she and Michelle Malkin had lesbian babies together, they would all be linebackers. Because — let’s face it — honey could crush coconuts between those thighs.
“John McCain has sold his soul to an asshole. Now, he’s nothing but Bush’s little bitch. A bitch, he may be. But Presidential material? I don’t think so.” If a Democrat said that, she’d find herself in Gitmo in no time whatsoever.
Could we submit this to Mystery Science Theater 3000? Those guys would have a great time with it.
I’d have her fingernails checked for spray paint.
Too long, didn’t watch.
jasonelias: It’s a gun case.
Darehead: Self-inflicted I hope. Not to wish death on anybody, but if she slipped and fell on a trigger there would be that tiny-bit of bandwidth for the rest of us to exploit.
Oh no. That’s our babysitter.
Oh my God. It all makes sense now. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nHdW3f00c80 She’s a Cornholer.
Awww, poor wonkette. You traffics at a 6 month low and you have to resort to reporting Ron Paul Non-Stories.
Nice try, dickweeds.
Darehead: Great. In that case I’ll know where to look to end my misery during one of her vids.
InsidiousTuna: Her family life is even more boring than I imagined.
Lolz. And she’sentertaining me
on your sofa while your kids watch! NYNYNY:
Dildo Cereal: There can never be enough Paultard stories. Never has any candidate been given a freer free ride from the MSM than Ron Paul. Wonkette is the brave forum trying to expose these dil-doughy flakes for the “sheeple who call others sheeple” that they are.
Ron Paul, Glenn Beck, Pat Buchanan and Lou Dobbs are giving more and more steam to that cranky old far-right, anti-democratic, anti-world everything, ultra-paranoid xenophobic organization whose name begins with “John” and ends with “society” and has a middle word that rhymes with “church.” It’s an atavistic trend not to be taken lightly. RP is their darling. Never forget.
http://thinkprogress.org/2007/07/26/beck-john-birch-society-makes-more-and-more-sense/
Of course Ron Paul offered a REAL alternative to the existing socio-political economic structure whether you agree with it or not which is why his people are so passionate.
Obama was never really about change (as proven by his listless record of accomplishment in his political life to date). Now that he thinks victory is within his grasp he is abandoning anything he was previously proposing that isn’t completely mainstream. In the process his campaign is less and less about real ideas and just his huge ego. Which ironically will ultimately lead to his defeat. No wonder he has been avoiding an early face off with McCain. The debates are the one venue where he can’t hide behind the speeches his staff writes for him.
Yes, Hopey is a Hopey, Hope, Hopereson, Hope-Mongering-Hopeamatic-Hopealot Hopping wHore machine for whatever we want him to be, and is for Change™. John McCain is a thousand years old, stuffs his cheeks with the testicles of those who disagree with him, and married a beer slinging zombie pill head whose life’s summation is that she pulled a little water baby out of the water on the same contintent where her husband had to live without room service (as Wesley Clark pointed out), and that selfless act caused her husband the nomination eight years ago, because Lee Atwater’s ghost works for Dick Cheney (if he is really dead).
Ron Paul, also Bob Barr, and happy the clown, offer a fabulous alternative. In Pretend Town. The cars there run on their own tracks, off of lawnmower engines. There’s a mayor. I may be him. You may be her. It never rains ’till after sundown. The weather’s neither too cold nor too hot. There’s a legal limit to the snow. More importantly, in Pretend Town, the wonderful contributions of people on YouTube matter.
Why does this child abusing, white trash, ex-hooker moron have a forum. More importantly, why did I wait to see her abs? At lease Nadine offers some sort of Dada angle.
Somebody splain to me why she has a temporary tattoo glued to her t-shirt. Is that some new cutting edge fashion trend in Paultardia?
American Dreamer: Isn’t there an H.L.S. reunion or something you have to go to?
American Dreamer:
Libertarianism offers a real alternative to the existing socio-political economic structure in much the same way that herbal remedies offer a real alternative to chemotherapy. Sure the chemo has awful side effects that sometimes seem worse than the disease, but in many cases it can actually cure you. The herbal alternative, on the other hand, is basically an organic suicide pill.
Near the middle of this, did she say “streetwalking seniors” or “speedwalking seniors”?
I think it makes a difference.
Maybe not.
“…give peace a chance.” Maybe you can start by dressing your offspring in something other than military fatigues.
Serolf Divad: Please explain to me how we can get the libertarians to commit suicide. I am intrigued and delighted!
Then, please do the NRA. Thanks!
i don’t have time to watch this. does she show her tits?
She seems to know a lot about Mall-walker culture. I wonder if she did a total immersion program?
“Please write in Ron Paul. Even if you’re not too fond of all of his ideas, his name is SO easy to spell. That should count for something right there.”
Wow. Just wow. Though that would explain how Bush got re-elected…
guerilla-nation:
If by “her tits” you mean “her crazy” then yeah… completely uncensored.
When are people going to understand that just sitting around a room with a camera on talking nonsense with no real script, no real beginning, middle and end, and no real purpose, does not make for good video, good news, or good entertainment? In fact, they’re terrible. Just because you have a camera and turn it on, that doesn’t always mean what’s on the camera is interesting. In fact, most of the time, it’s not interesting.
wheelie: i wouldn’t be worried about that as much as the fact that her spawn is already sporting the michigan militia look. fukng paultards.
Serolf Divad: I remember you revealed in a post on Jezebel that you are a male breast cancer survivor so it is very brave of you to make that vapid analogy to chemotherapy.
Do they have a national organization for male breast cancer survivors? Can we start one?
Wow. I have to get my wife out of the house. You know, we decided it would just be better for the child and more cost effective to have the wife stay home. But now seeing what spending all day with an infant does to your brain, it’s daycare for the lil’ ‘hohoho.
I found her flickr account.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/10386654@N07/
Also, see her Yahoo 360 account.
http://360.yahoo.com/profile-i_jEpBMjcrVHuwpz4rH_CDW3AdIBsQ–?cq=1
American Dreamer:
I think you’re misremembering things. What I said on Jezebel was that Ron Paul successfully treated an outbreak of acne on my sweaty nut sack through the application of oral suction. The guy’s a real pro.