Wonkette
Yesterday we showed our dear readers the ‘Nobama Network,’ a ‘portal site’ developed by Hilltards that links to hundreds of disastrous old ladies’ sites, including Wonkette, Talking Points Memo, and Arianna Huffington’s Post. Who is behind this marvelous service to the Internet, and America? Wonkette operative “blogslut” obviously was determined to figure this out and discovered that the registrant is one Wendy Adams, a.k.a. “wendy@awebcat.com.” If you check out Wendy’s “awebcat.com,” you’ll see that she does “Las Vegas Web design,” and the first row of her portfolio includes the various “Adult Web Design” projects she’s put together. After the jump, let’s take a look at some of Wendy’s sexy projects that she works on when she’s not creating the Nobama Network. (WARNING: PICTURES OF HOT MALE AND FEMALE SLUTS AFTER THE JUMP, MAKE SURE YOU’RE IN PRIVATE OR HAVE A COOL BOSS WHO LIKES TIT$ AND STUFF).
Matthew Ford: Six Whore Diamonds!
Total Vegas Escorts: Hillary Clinton voters to the core. Chantel for the businessmen, Allison for the innocent suburban boys by the lake.
Sin City Party Girls: SARAN WRAP PARTY, MAKE YR OWN CONDOMS.
Vegas Party Girls: Oh look at the girl of the week! She only gives herself one “Diamond.” It would be cooler if she were on the Saran Wrap Party site.
Anyway, these sites are all better than the Nobama Network site, especially the cowboy Matthew Ford one. So to Porn Designer Wendy, we offer a tip: Nobama Network needs boobs and cowboys. Lots of ‘em. In fact it should just be a really good porn site and have nothing to do with politics.
Las Vegas Web design [A Web Cat via Blogslut]
Wow. The Bitters look a lot better than I thought they would……
Hillary in ‘08! It’s not too late!
Our mothers are associated with this?
Perhaps she meant Nob-a-ma? It’ll be a MILF network, obviously.
My pants feel funny.
Oh, Wonkette. That Matthew Ford dealie-o will make poor “Raymond” shit himself and blow a headvalve at the same time.
Have you no feelings for the faggot-haters among us?
I know I have such feelings.
And a baseball bat.
Where’s “Emanuel: Queen of the Galaxy” when you need her? These aren’t too spanktastic.
Sorry Jim,
I like Angelina better. Er, what was this all about?
Oh right.
I can see why these person is so upset that Hilsbot lost. Most of those 3am calls would have been from Bill asking Hils for more money so he can help these lost ladies find their way home.
shit…just when i thought the republicans didnt have a slick bone in their body…
I hate it when I actually cum on Wonkette. Oooops again.
Oh Canuck-ie, don’t vent your frustration at having to be a breeder on the rest of us. Unless of course this is over-compensation for a secret. In that case, belly up to the all you can eat cock buffet!
this is unfair…none of the links work….
Poor Wendy Webcat — when her porn and hooker clients find out she’s doing political sites too, they’re going to quit her in disgust. Total Vegas Escorts has a rep to maintain, yo.
I can only imagine the plastic-on-plastic rubbing sound between that saran wrap and those beach balls. Squeaky.
Jeebus the last three threads are whores, sluts and diapers. Somebody at the wheel wants hawt secks.
Mr. Herpes: Yeah… usually I save that for when I go over to Queerty. Now I feel awkward, like I’m not even sure if I can have a normal commenting relationship with Wonkette anymore. I feel like this is one of those situations where we can’t just pretend it never happened.
its not just ’suburban boys by the lake’ that like allison….ya fools..
Isn’t that guy with the cowboy hat running for the Senate in Nebraska?
TRCUKNUTZ $4$ALE!!11!
Porn with no politics? You can’t split those! Well, maybe not porn so much as prostitution. Oldest paid occupation and all that.
floofy: There’s a back story here of which you seem unaware. Hence, you have the fuzzy end of the lollipop, Fluffy.
I’m perfectly content with being a breeder, but become a nasty malcontent when other breeders think it’s their right to chastize teh gayz for being… teh gayz. [Or ethnics for being teh ethnics, or teh Joos for being teh Joos, etc.] “Raymond” is one such putz. I will rag on him for a few days until I’m certain he’s fled these parts for good. Then I will regain my serenity.
If not, I may just get all baseball-batty. I concur with what Woody Allen said: devastatingly satirical op-ed pieces in the Times are OK, but when you’re dealing with Nazis, I prefer a baseball bat.
It’s a basic justice-for-all kinda dealie-o. “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil… yadda yadda yadda.”
Now I know why they call it GLAD WRAP!!!
Ba-dump-dum!
Wait, how did I get here? What form of human is this whose lust has been so thrust into my frontal lobe so as to inch the ice pick through the socket and squish it around a lot. I don’t know what I remember…what I remember…(¡warning sign! ¡warning sign!)
http://www.chilidogsforchristmas.com/aboutwendy.html
Mom?
Taylor Marsh used to edit porn sites also. I think she’s from Vegas as well. I’m not Taylor Marsh obsessed, I just saw it in one of the comments to her posts on the Huffington Post. Seriously, I’m not obsessed. I prefer mousy redheads (which is what attracted me to Wonkette in the first place.)
I’ve lost track of all the various waves of feminism, but I think this sort of stuff is generally not welcome by any of the waves. With the exception of a few sub-waves along the margins.
Why are so many Hillary supporters in favor of exploiting women?
http://www.awebcat.com/images/mayandmurray.jpg
Sweet Jesus!!! It’s that guy from Donnie Darko.
i would also like to request ms. porn/nobama to please lay off the black background and large block text filled with color spectrum.
shouldn’t she prefer obama, as he’s the only candidate that looks ok in a swimsuit?
Mr. Herpes: Ah geez. Now we all have herpes.
Gotta pay off the campaign debt somehow!
Most of these ladies aren’t really doing it for me. Too strippery. Maybe Obama supporters would be hotter?
Canuckledragger: Oh, EVERYBODY hates Raymond.
ronaldpagan: Not even Las Vegas Escort Chantel? First column, middle row. She looks like the barbie doll version of Kendra.
I Am Not Your Gary Busey: You’re Gari Adams. Gary Busey is a toothsome comic; you are a lonesome cowgirl whose whore mother Wendy fucked Busey in the back of a tour bus after the premiere of Wild in the Streets and then nine months later left you in bucket by the elephant cage at the Tucson Rodeo Parade. Now you know.
FunkyPalmettoBug: I misread your screen name to read “Fucking Palmetto Bug” and I was like “right on!” Now I see it’s funky. I like your PR department, but for wonkette I would have thought CockyCockroach would score more whore diamonds.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Down home we don’t call them cockroaches lol.
If the Nobama site gets more hot cowboys, it’ll turn into a Kleeb campaign site.
Ain’t that America for you and me
Ain’t that America we’re someting to see baby
floofy: Agreed. These sites are lame, even by pr0n-site standards. They’re what online smut would look like if Geocities ruled the interwebs.
(WARNING: PICTURES OF HOT MALE AND FEMALE SLUTS AFTER THE JUMP, MAKE SURE YOU’RE IN PRIVATE OR HAVE A COOL BOSS WHO LIKES TIT$ AND STUFF).
Doesn’t everyone?
FunkyPalmettoBug: Oh, I know what the good old folks say, but you and I both know they’re (we’re?) just blowing smoke out of our asses. But I was more concerned with getting you whore diamonds, ’cause southern boys (girls?) do it better.
@ Rodney Badger: Taylor Marsh used to edit porn sites also.
How do you edit a porn site? “MEMO TO ALL STAFF: The ‘Best of British’ feature which you worked on was supposed to increase our gay UK audience. It’s been a disaster. The Fantastic Faggots feature only drew a few nostalgic cooks to our site. And Hot Homo Fannies merely caused confusion among the Brits. Only the bi/curious sites were clicking in. You are all fired.”
Canuckledragger: I think the guy is dead now, but I really appreciate you taking the time to make the point. Thank you.
wheelie: NOOO! Not Raymond!!!! *single tear*
shortsshortsshorts: He totes really did eat the whole bag of dicks.
wheelie: http://www.amazon.com/My-Year-Smut-Internet-Escapades/dp/1588208656/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1214525863&sr=8-1
BELEEVE EET!!!
Damn! It’s a good thing this wasn’t around to influence my vote, because I’m shallow. Loose women…yum.
I’m mildly disappointed that we haven’t had an upsurge in pr0n-seeking Hilltards commenting here.
wheelie: So yeah, real-life memos not dissimilar to your fantastic creative exercise likely exist. And have a lingering if not faint kitty litter odor to them, one suspects.
graceless: Apparently you didn’t see this article referred to on Slashdot - our dads are all surfing porn, while our moms are either sitting naked in front of webcams, or playing WoW all day. (OK, the article was about Sweden, but I’m sure the U.S. isn’t much different.)
bitchincamaro: Ahhh, dickeating. Surely it can bring warring nations together.
Mahousu: The only way for a couple to maintain a sex life in this century is for Mom to be naked on the webcam while daddy watches from the computer in the basement?
THE PAULTARDS ARE WINNING!!!!!!!1!
I just poked around some of those sites and they are poor. It’s one thing to be stuck with limited website creation tools, but there is no artistic vision there at all. I’m sure you all will agree that some websites still looked good back in the mid-90s, which would seem to be the vintage of some of those sites.
And none of the pros merit any more than two whore diamonds. It never moved, even a little, even once.
shortsshortsshorts: Nothing from Mr Layne in 3 days and the kids have become stuck in the gutter.
Rodney Badger: That book looks great! Especially the independent review of “A Customer” who said, “If you’ve ever thought about working in the porn industry, even as someone behind the video camera, photo lens or website . . . “. I love that ‘even’.
Rodney Badger: Hey, as Wendy herself says: “I have not been formally trained. I don’t believe art can be taught. You can take a class or learn a technique but will that make you a better artist without altering the talent God has given you?”
So the fact that her websites suck is really God’s fault, not hers.
the schmada: It’s true. The boss goes away and . . . a pair of potty-mouths show up. I for one am outraged. I’m composing a strongly worded letter right now.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: appreciated.
So ends perhaps the best day on Wonkette ever … well, at least since the site stole our identities and stripped us of our whore Stars.
I’m thinking about her newest porn venture: “Obamadingo” — the story of a taupe colored “house ‘ninja’” whose unexplained rise to fame is finally revealed. It’s the ears, as it turns out. Miss Scarlet likes to have something to hold onto.
Rodney Badger: It could have been much WORSE. It could have been naked pictures of ShortShortshorts! (Of course any picture of ShortShortShort would be illegal in most jurisdictions.)
wow! Poppy Montgomery is a Total Vegas Escort? who knew?
wheelie: Right. And the neutral, non-biased, A Customer (who is not Taylor’s friend or family member, or Taylor) only gave it four stars. Had A Customer given it five stars, I might have suspected that A Customer might be trying to mislead.
Yay! Colored Saran Wrap! Just add olive oil and it’s a party!
Are there Partial Vegas Escorts?
When you’re born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you’re born in America, you get a front row seat.
/Carlin
you know what really makes me sad about this? the fact that the John-Kerry-emerging-from-a-blue-colon picture has finally been displaced on the Wonkette masthead. I guess I knew that the day had to come some time but…sad.
American Dreamer: Just wait until you see my hairy legs. You’ll fap for many moons.
i like rain
i like ham
i like you
you’re around
you’re right here
so you’ll do…
and in spite of the fact that tomorrow is going to seriously suck in zimbabwe, i’m still making ‘team america’ jokes.
clearly, i live in lA.
If I had known this is what the average Hillary supporter looked like, I would have seriously reconsidered who I supported in the primaries.
Is it me, or does A Web Cat’s own web page look like it was hand coded by some junior-high kid using HTML 2.0? Also, does it help your web design firm if the text describing your services is nearly unintelligble? It makes as much as sense as the “English” used on the Nobmama network. Whatta bunch of assklowns
ladymacbeth: Sounds good to me. How are you at defending redheads with a prior history of morphine abuse?
@shortsstupidfuckshortsshorts:
goddamnit.
Defending *against* redheads (I AM NOT REDHEAD BUT THE CRAZY ONE IS) with a prior history of Morphine, Ketamine, Amphetamine, Anti-anxiety, marijuana, coke, and pretty much anything you can abuse?
sanantonerose:
And now I’m jamming a thread, but you PROFHOOOKED me…
This place is all kinds of fucked up, but ask Mugabe about the freak-show. While they’re all listening to Jazz and discussing the turnout of a free election (of which there is no opposition) we still have the opportunity of shitting our morals on everybody around us. It’s as if we’re fucking spam-bots on a mission to save the world from who?
Carlin was great, but the bastard missed the point. And, like Tim Potato, we will miss him very much, but that doesn’t mean he deserves a Pulitzer.
He remains, even after he proved once and for all to be a bleeding-heart liberal (BOOM), at 3 whore diamonds. Nothing more. Nothing less.
Mouthhugs for everyone!
So here it is almost 2 am and I have gotten only one lousy comment in the past…
3.6 hours? Jeezy creezy. What do I pay you people for?
bago: Teh secks.
Thanks for the love, Jim.
Wow, that’s some great detective work. The web designer also designs adult websites. Isn’t this like saying Obama represented a slumlord?
“I want to welcome you to the Matthew Ford for 2008, last year was quite a year…As for me 9 movies between last April and November, WOW!”
If you read that in an Australian accent, it reads a lot better.
Obama still can’t win the white slutz!
Wow. My pants feel -sooooo- empowered right now. At least she helps celebrate a girl’s freedom to use and be used. Hillz ‘12!!
ronaldpagan:
Ronpagan sez a bunch of Vega$ escorts & adult entertainers are “too strippery” for him.
this is one of those golden moments in prose to which we will all look back with sadness and awe.
I Am Not Your Gary Busey: Thanks for putting a face to the whole Hilltard/PUMA phenomenon.
Why is that old pic of Cindy McCain listed as Veags Escort: Athena? Oh I forgot, because she is a CUNT TROLLOP!
And Obama/Axelrod paid off porn site WhiteHouse.com to give Obama’s crack-fueled lover Larry Sinclair a bogus polygraph test… it’s a part of the circle of porn. Hakuna Matata.
@canmon the republican. No. You see, slumlording isn’t particularly humorous, whereas porn sites are because, even though we mock, we all like to look at pictures of pretty ladies who are either naked or nearly so, while we masturbate, which is very funny, because we all do it, and it’s really a very silly sort of thing when you think about it, or visualize it. Of course, some like to look at pictures of very handsome men while they masturbate, but it’s the same thing.
Do you understand now?
Gormogon: YOU ARE SO CERECT!
Larry’s writing many angry letters from his cell right now, finding that we have been terribly misinformed.
As much business as I give these guys, another Wirght, Bobby and I can still win.
Eat me you suckers!