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DOES THIS MEAN THAT IT HAS TO STOP?: “WASHINGTON - A Metro station manager and a Metro custodian were arrested on prostitution charges after an undercover transit police investigation found they arranged sexual trysts for money from inside the Dupont Circle Metro station.” Oh boy! Apparently the station manager was the contact on a flier advertising “sex trips” to Brazil. Are those still on, or do we get refunds? [Examiner]
HOT SLUTS
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4:53 PM
on Thu June 26 2008
By
Jim Newell
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I am shocked, shocked!, to find prostitution in our nation’s capital. And in DuPont Circle no less! I will be booking all of my travel through the Blossom Express Travel Agency, however. Blossom Express, please answer me, yes?
So wait, they were arranging for straight sexcapades at Dupont Circle? Somebody evidently forgot to do a market and demographic analysis first.
…they are lucky the ban on fire-arms was lifted today and not before they started this business. Because if I was promised a “sex trip” to Brazil and all I got was a blowjob in a Metro terminal I would have to bust a cap someones azz!!!
C’mon ride the train…ah ride it! wooo woooo!
Two hundred bucks for sex with a Metro custodian?! How much is coffee and a bagel — five hundred?
Finally, someone found a way to make that long ride up the escalator go by faster. When are they getting them in Wheaton and Adams-Morgan?
Wonkette: This post and your earlier post about Faggots make up for your CNN t-shirt post earlier today. Consider yourself forgiven.
The content of this post is meh, but the sign is heh indeedy.
Were they planning to take the Metro to Brazil?
When they didn’t arrive after two hours, Goins said she would take a break from work and come to his hotel room for sex, according to the documents.
On the Washington Metro, it’s all about customer service.
And a custodian makes $33K working for the Metro? Damn!
At least with the handgun ban lifted males can go about getting their sex for free again.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Ah, buts that the genius of it all! No one else would possibly be on the lookout for straight sex occurring in Dupont. It’s the perfect hiding spot. At best I would have thought one of them was a real hot tranny mess.
SayItWithWookies: “Two hundred bucks for sex with a Metro custodian?! How much is coffee and a bagel — five hundred?”
i cant help it, im def becoming a fan…
Rodney Badger: I liked the CNN t-shirt post.
But for anyone entertaining “Secret Diary of a Call Girl” happy hooker fantasies, remember that most of them still have to be metro station custodians.
Nothing screams hot sex like a metro station.
Why didn’t anybody tell Elliot Spitzer about this?
Terry: Quite the opposite, really. One time I was going to meet a trick at a metro stop, and once I saw him, immediately ran into the oncoming train heading back in the opposite direction.
“Hot slots!” is just as damn dirty.
Wait! I bought a round-trip innaugural trip to Brazil through the Hiltards for McSame campaign website! I spent exactly $734 for an all expenses paid trip to see Mrs Clinton crowned empress of Brazil! The Blossom Express Travel Agency even emailed me my receipt, although I havem’t opened it yet. Mrs Clinton told me personally that she wants to continue her nomination campaign from Brazil, so that Hopey can’t buy up all the sugar cane for his Communist cellulose ethanol projects to outlaw private vehicles and fossil fuels….
The Dupont logo is an oval - or maybe it’s the Dupont Circle viewed from a new angle. Hey…what’s going on in there?! Is that Bill and Monica sharing an oval orifice?
I am quite alright with all of this. No repubs and no boys were involved, it seems; it happened in our nation’s capital and not in NYC. But purloined lingerie from VS is where I draw the line.
Rodney Badger:
For your sign viewing pleasure. I hope this works. Forgive me, if not.
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm114/bitchincamaro222/knighthead.jpg
I don’t believe it. I think they were entrapped. Who takes the train to Brazil?
Help! I’m in a frickin’ redneck bar in the suburbs of Atlanta! Send help! Message repeats…
TGY: Live it up. Enjoy the feast with your eyes. Don’t forget to write home, though. And carry a strong face. If those quacks think your up to something, you’re in some deep shit.
TGY: If you’re in Gwinett, tell them to screw themselves. They stole our AAA team. And if you’re spending the weekend, play some disc golf. There are zillions of courses around Atlanta. Also, burn everything from there to Savannah. Should make your trip complete.
Are you TRYing to destroy the site or is there some Rep. Call-Boy business involved? Either way, you’re cumpleeting the taask.
Hack.
No eating or drinking on the Metro, but sex? Sex is a-ok, as long as it is with a certified Metro employee. And you clean up after yourselves. (the hordes of midwestern teenager tourists on the Metro recently really missed out on a true “big city” experience. Too bad for them)
Pfft…Red Line ass. Whatev. Give me some tight Orange Line ass and then we’ll talk!
The officer returned to the station at 11:45 p.m. June 11 and met with Waters, who told him she was organizing a “sex” party in the Washington area for a $100 cover charge, court records show.
Why is sex in quotation marks there?
Squiggyfm: So Orange Line rates more Whore Diamonds? Whore commuting in from Fairfax are hotter? I have not made a study of this, being a Blue Line rider myself.
Doglessliberal: “whores” I mean
Does this Metro operation accept SmartCards?
thefrontpage: My employer pays for a good chunk of my Metro commuting every month with MetroCheks I add to my SmartTrip card. So if we can use our Smart Trip card, our employers could pay for our Metro whores!
they don’t call it the Red Line for nothing…