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- HEY GEORGE LUCAS, IS OBAMA A SPACE JEDI?: “I would say that’s reasonably obvious.” HOYVIN-GLAYVIN! [Yeas & Nays]
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on Wed June 25 2008
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Jim Newell
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Darth Vader started out as a jedi too.
Obama doesn’t have to wear the stupid rat-tail as in the films that suck, though, right?
Does that make us Younglings?
So now it should be Lucas’ next endeavor to make an epic-film about Congress and remake 17 or 18 more times.
Not Mace. He lost and I hated all but 1/6th of the prequels.
Barry’s has got to be Lando Calrissian.
Obama reminds me of Jar-Jar Binks.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl:
Ewoks.
…all the “Star Wars” analogies have been completely played out already. Can we move onto another Sci-Fi series? May I suggest the Matrix, Barry can be Neo and Michell can be Trinity!
Larry Craig as C3PO.
OK…apparently this happens to be true. Watch this…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3_jh2dO78U
And after your done sit down and think long and hard about your Hopey hope and ponder whether it is truly indeed your hope or if you’re just a Hopey dope being pulled along by a Hopey rope.
Kucinich as R2D2
George is obviously a Hillary supporter. Remember what happened to the last black Jedi. Didn’t the slaughter of the Younglings happen in June?
And with that, Obama hops onto his motorcycle and goes sailing over a shark tank.
ManchuCandidate:
So you think Obama is only good enough to run an out-of-the-way mine that the Empire doesn’t even care about?
AngryBlakGuy:
I like the thought of Republicans trying to get renewed like on “Logan’s Run”.
“And although Lucas’ movies are filled with high-tech graphics and visual wizardry, he says they’re nothing compared with Congress, telling us that getting things done there is much more complicated than his movies’ special effects. “Anyone who’s seen one of my movies knows that’s saying something about Congress,” he said.”
Why doesn’t Congress just use the old Lucas trick of standing in one place and using cameras to make it seem as though they are moving forward? Oh, wait…
Hope may not be available as shown.
Some assembly may be required.
Individual states may vary.
Hope void where prohibited.
McCain: “Young Jedi, come learn from an old master such as I. I have been around for 300 years living in the hot sands of Arizona.”
Q2: Don’t read the comments under that youtube video unless you like hating communism, and think Hopey is a communist, and are afraid of brown people, and still live in your mom’s basement.
Walter Sobchak: Its all one guy too, “introvertical71″
Kinda entertaining.
Will Obama be played by Samuel Jackson, then?
AngryBlakGuy: You confuse me. Who is Morpheus?
Serolf Divad: Obama can only be played by Will Smith. It’s all about the ears.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: George Soros, obviously.
edgydrifter: Obvi
Obama vs. Hillary earlier this month http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjnD6NdC3e4
Hopefully this isn’t Obama vs. McCain later though http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mu_XLDlDWLQ
(if you’re wondering, Anakin in that video represents Hilltard defectors)
Walter Sobchak: Oh Walter Walter Walter, the planet is certainly not short on the confused and ignorant is it.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: …Morpheus can be Al Sharpton or Jesse Jackson(Im grasping for straws here)
Servo: …hehehe yeah that would be hilarious.
Every moment that Lucas is testifying before Congress is one less that he might have spent destroying his legacy. So it turns out they’re not as useful as they appear.
keepinitrealyo: Haha, I meant “useless!” Great comedy works either way.
AxmxZ: You could get the guy that did Spock’s ears … oops, sorry, different franchise.
stankfest: That’s not racial transcendence
Godless Liberal *: “The shark, this has jumped.”