Wonkette
Here’s the latest piece of propaganda from the creators of General Betray Us and other bits of self-righteous liberal wankery. Shortly after this dumb ad was filmed, John McCain bombed Alex and his mother from space and guzzled their brains, for Sustenance. [YouTube]
GIVE US THE CHILD!
How much for the women, the little girls?
John McCain’s baby ate my dingo! John McCain’s baby ate my dingo!
…doesn’t the zombification ritual used to keep McCain from keeling over into a pile of dust, call for “blood of an innocent”?!
You know, this ad makes me thing that maybe the Spartans had it right. Once that kid turns seven, it’s off to military school with him.
…totally shameless, but epically funny!
Tony Schwartz’s last film, perhaps? If you gaze into Alex’s eyes you can see waterboarding.
AngryBlakGuy: …and if I remember correctly Cindy McCain has fresh infant blood injected into her face on a weekly basis to keep her leathery glow!
* Trying new food
* Chasing after our dog
Hey those are Meghan McCain’s talents too!
Judging by the light coming through the window, it’s pretty bright there for being 3 A.M.
Enough with the hysterics. Lady please! McCain only wants black babies…
After four years of a McCain administration, I’ll bet she’d trade Alex for a halfway decent meal.
I thought the punchline was literally going to be “Don’t eat my baby,” and I was all set to be like, “Shut up, Wonkette, that’s way funny.” But nope. Just another smug MoveOn ad that makes me want to mace Iraq war protesters out of spite.
weirdiowasculpture: After four years of a McCain administration, Alex might well *be* her only option for a halfway decent meal.
John McCain won’t take your baby away lady. Why? Unless he’s gung ho, you won’t worry because he’s white and judging by the furniture and the way you’re dressed, upper middle class at the least.
Hey MoveOn, a word of advice. Use someone who’s not from your social circle. The ad would make a hell of a lot more sense if the baby and baby mama was tinted and/or poor in a wood paneled room surrounded by half broken Ikea furniture and the baby was named Triple H Madison Spiderman Ja Rule LickSpittle/Garcia.
John McCain wouldn’t hurt that little boy. Between their soft food and penchant for shitting themselves, they have way too much in common.
Sorry, the Marines only takes life-takers and heartbreakers, not food tasters and dog chasers. No need to worry ma’am; your boy is unfit.
You guys are missing the point. The engine of the Straight Talk Express runs on the ground-up bones of toddlers.
MoveOn should MoveOn to Canada.
…when you pry him from my cold, dead fingers.
El Bombastico: …what kind of mileage do toddlers get?
I don’t think it’s a good idea to dangle small male children in front of Republican politicians and taunt them like that.
what, they couldn’t get Sally Field?
That baby is going to be forced to stare into the Dark Crystal so that President McCain can drink its vital essence.
“John McCain, I’m going to train this boy to be a smug, liberal, upper-class, vegan hippy who smokes mountains of pot and protests big corporations on my & my lifepartner’s dime. I’m going to make him fit every stereotype of the liberals you HATE so much. So there!”
Thanks moveon…once again, giving every democrat a bad name. I completely stopped supporting these guys after the “Betray-Us” ad. OMG, moveon, that was SO witty!
ManchuCandidate: I completely agree. Let’s be honest about who is ACTUALLY affected by a continuing war.
“Hey Pedro, want citizenship? Come shoot some other minorities for the US guv’ment!”
ManchuCandidate: Oh my God! That is my baby’s name! Do you think MoveOn would pay me? I spent all my welfare money on a couple cartons of cigarettes.
ronaldpagan: Would that name fit on a military name patch? Or should they shorten it to something like “Brown#2157″
Helen Lovejoy (and Moe Syzlak) say:
“Won’t someone PLEASE think of the children?”
Darehead: I knew the daisy girl. The daisy girl was a friend of mine. You’re no daisy girl.
Still, I don’t want my kids in Iraq either. So this isn’t MoveOn’s lamest ad ever. Looks like they may be getting some adult supervision after all–although probably along the lines of “we’ll drink beers and watch sports while you kids play those video games over there.”
ronaldpagan:
Don’t forget your scratch-’em-offs and Soap Opera Digest.
Melodramatic? Yes (sniffle.)
Opportunistic? Yes, but such are our times.
Effective? Yes - probably in a couple different.
I have kids, and I’ll be damned before they fight in this fucking war.
Don’t be silly, blondie. You’re clearly way too affluent to sacrifice a kid to our war. If your husband dies and you spend your kids teen years dying of cancer, I’m sure we can bait-and-switch him into the army. Happens all the time.
MoodProcessor: different ways…ugh…
On the bright side, if that baby was offered up as human offal to the warlord Mc-Cain, he will have plenty of hot water. All the hot water he can handle.
As not only an addict to political sarcastic tomfoolery, I am also a…ahem…comic book nerd. Move On is really becoming to the Dems that one neck bearded, smelly, sticky kid that hangs around every comic book store, leers at any woman that comes into he place, and generally gives the res of us honest, clean, borderline geeks a bad name.
What bothers me most about this is how it more than likely will not affect Oldy McWarsalot any but give the right and Faux news ammunition again Barry. What he needs to gently guide them to the corner and get them in line using his super strong pimp hand or else this is going hurt him in November.
loudmouthredhead:
Or even better, get killed while doing it and we will make you a citizen at your military funeral.
Gopherit v2.0: You’re right you’re first bithday and last birthday are remarkably similar.
…who makes this stuff. Big Bad John is the best political ad so far today. Vote Big Bad John he don’t eat babies like those pork-denying a-rabs
I can’t wait till Alex grows up, rejects his pansifying parents, and joins the Naval Academy just to spite them. Gotta cut the apron strings, Alex m’boy.