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Hilarious Lanny Davis To Liven Up Fox News With Outrageous Lies And Merry-Making

HILLZ 4 EVAPassionate Clinton promoter Lanny Davis is an endearing toady who wears comical pin-striped suits and says things like “Hillary can still win” while everybody else on the teevee panel laughs and laughs. And now he will bring his wonderful brand of aggrieved DLC hackery to Fox News, where he will get to spend the rest of his days blaming the network’s continuing bedbug problems on Barack Obama and Florida’s half-seated delegation. [Media Notes]


11:26 AM on Tue June 17 2008
By Sara K. Smith
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  1. thefrontpage says at 11:29 am, June 17th, 2008

    This may start a new trend of parents naming their children “Lanny!”

    Maybe someday we’ll have thousands of little Lannys running around the United States!

  2. Hart88 says at 11:32 am, June 17th, 2008

    Dick Morris AND Lanny Davis? Damn, that’s impressive.

  3. AngryBlakGuy says at 11:33 am, June 17th, 2008

    …Woody Allen?!?!

  4. ManchuCandidate says at 11:36 am, June 17th, 2008

    Losers of a feather flock together.

  5. Gopherit v2.0 says at 11:37 am, June 17th, 2008

    Finally, someone to make Alan Colmes not look like a gimpy bottom.

  6. Canuckledragger says at 11:39 am, June 17th, 2008

    Lanny ‘The Douche’ Davis has finally found a fitting home.

    Known for providing Republicans with talking points against Hopey [on behalf of "former" Republican Hillaryous] that the GOP wouldn’t be clever enough to concoct for themselves, Lanny can now rub shoulders with other GOP apologists, lapdogs and shills. As it should be.

    The Douche also insisted that Fox News was the only news outlet that treated Hillaryous fairly [i.e. gave her a pass on each and every confabulation and lie]. And was apparently too retarded to figure out why that might be.

    The Douche also achieved something quite remarkable. He made chipper little chipmunk Paul Begala seem wise and statesmanlike by comparison. That’s no mean feat.

    There is a distinct upside for me, however. Since I never watch Fox News [don't get it in my igloo], I will never again be tempted to smash my little moving picture box into a million little pieces as a result of seeing him on CNN or MSNBC.

    Praise the Lord and pass the bong.

  7. ronaldpagan says at 11:39 am, June 17th, 2008

    Perfect fit! Now Fox can have bipartisan speculation about Michelle Obama’s whitey video. Lanny’s an enabler.

  8. giganerd says at 11:41 am, June 17th, 2008

    Lanny Davis…just putting out more of the stuff from which turd blossoms grow…helping to change the name from Fox News to Fox Entertainment.

  9. I get it: Lanny is one of those disgruntled braindead broads crossing over to McCain.

  10. AngryBlakGuy says at 11:46 am, June 17th, 2008

    …Lanny Davis and Alan Combs: the poster boys for STOCKHOLMS SYNDROME!!!

  11. SayItWithWookies says at 11:48 am, June 17th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: Woody Allen without teh funneh. Maybe that whiny fellow who doesn’t believe in evolution. No, not Bobby Jindal — Ben Stein.

  12. MathewBrooks says at 11:48 am, June 17th, 2008

    Those are actually Zoot Suits. He thinks it is still 1940.

  13. Happy Fun Ball says at 11:49 am, June 17th, 2008

    These Hillary hangers-on like Lanny and Carville and Begala are just upset that the rest of the party has evicted them from their positions of authority and moved on without them. It’s like watching a collection of failed investors in buggy whips rant against the automotive industry. They tethered their careers and credibility to a political camp that was last effective in the late ’90’s. I still hate Carville for smearing Dean after the ‘06 elections because we didn’t pick up even more seats, never mind the fact that Dean’s 50-state strategy was the break from the Clintonian past (triangulate the BIG STATES into the fold and concede the rest) that got the good results in the first place.

    Carville and Lanny Davis blow. Refute THAT, Gentlemen! A-Ha!

  14. Botswana Meat Commission FC says at 11:51 am, June 17th, 2008

    Lanny Davis, Susan Estrich, Bob Beckel, Alan Colmes.

    A regular murderer’s row right there! Look out right wingers.

  15. Walter Sobchak says at 11:52 am, June 17th, 2008

    Insert clever play on the phrase “Lanny the Cable Guy” here.

  16. Carrie_Okie says at 11:58 am, June 17th, 2008

    Lannity and Holmes

  17. Darehead says at 11:59 am, June 17th, 2008

    Boot lickin’ Baracknaphobes make strange and yet somehow familiar bedbugfellows.

  18. obfuscator says at 12:03 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Happy Fun Ball:

    Funny how the Clinton people chose to cling bitterly to the Important State Triangulation Strategy in the primary campaign. That worked well for them.

  19. Rodney Badger says at 12:04 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Botswana Meat Commission FC: Right, this is more about Fox enforcing the “liberals as whiny bitches” stereotype.

  20. metropolitan says at 12:13 pm, June 17th, 2008

    he might be a democrat, but this guy is no liberal. what are his biggest media accomplishments yet? He was the number one Joe Lieberman supporter and he was the one that made the biggest stink during the DNC rules & byways committee meeting and the only one that kept threatening to take it to the convention long after even terry mccauliffe gave up on that tune.

  21. shortsshortsshorts says at 12:25 pm, June 17th, 2008

    metropolitan: http://www.opinionjournal.com/extra/?id=110008763

    And here is the letter that let’s us all know that. He’s a washed hawk with no senses to find his goddamn prey. What a hack.

  22. Dreadful Gate says at 12:51 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Lanny’s what we call a shitweasel. They cover themselves in their prey’s excrement to infiltrate their nests and eat their eggs

  23. metropolitan says at 1:00 pm, June 17th, 2008

    shortsshortsshorts:
    god, on that article he quotes anonymous blog comments as proof of how hateful liberals are. that’s about as solid proof of anything i can think of.

  24. Mediahohoho says at 1:23 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Is there even any point in arguing that Hillary isn’t Republican anymore?

  25. atpeaceinoregon says at 3:29 pm, June 17th, 2008

    I believe Hillary can still win… Especially if she’s on So You Think You Can Dance…

    Clinton Incident

  26. NedPepper says at 3:57 pm, June 17th, 2008

    Of all the heavy bodies, the heaviest is the woman we have ceased to love. Et Tu Lanny.

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