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In what historians may call the Worst Blog Post Ever, Meghan McCain, the unemployed daughter of WALNUTS!, explains her Father’s Day gift: she finally freaking registered Republican! It’s so important, this non-gift, that she includes many pictures of her filling out forms at some state bureaucracy outpost in Arizona. Cindy’s there, too, watching her daughter get all growed up. [McCain Blogette]
AMERICA'S UNEMPLOYED
Meghan McCain’s Worst Father’s Day Present Ever
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3:58 PM
on Fri June 13 2008
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Jim Newell
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Seriously, Cindy looks more evil every time a photo is taken.
Meaghan was a registered Independent, BTW, because SHE VOTED FOR DEMOCRATS.
Should have just stuck to getting him some golf gear from his website.
Daddy will stuff her in a tiger cage for her disloyalty
Way to reduce your only reason for existence to “exhales CO2, which makes plants happy”, Meghan.
Does this mean he’s not going to get another tie on Sunday?
I think he probably would have preferred a tie.
ManchuCandidate: I was wondering if she did this because she can’t take his promise ring.
Way to go Meghan! You’re still a tool, though. But, really, nice try.
I don’t believe it. Looks to me like she just got gay-married to that lady on her right.
JEEBUS! Cindy looks likes she’s dipped her head in house paint with a flat finish! Face by Sherwin Williams! Don’t let her head touch your pillow, cause it’s going to leave a mark! If she falls in the river, the fish will die!
OK, I’m dun.
She’s the kind of chick that looks hot until you eat a tab of acid.
Hey, you know what you can get me, honey? Stop buying those damn Prada bags on the Black Card!:
“The McCains have another Amex card, listed as being used by a dependent child, that is carrying a balance of $10,000 to $15,000.”
Two whore diamonds?
I finally figured out why I hate her in this picture. She totally looks like Cobra Kai Sensei John Kreese from the Karate Kid, just with long hair and eye make-up. Sweep the leg, Meghan.
I’d still hit Cindy first.
Further down (on her blog — getcher mind out of the gutter) she’s got a list of her favorite country songs. #7 is “Not Ready to Make Nice” by the Dixie Chicks.
Russert.
Also- Meghan McCain looks like a whore.
Little does Dad know she filed the forms in the name of “Sgt. McNutt.”
No more divot tools?
In return, McCain should take his bottle blond, gum chewing, mall rat daughter to the father-daughter chastity ball in Colorado Springs.
El Bombastico: dependent child
Yup, that pretty well sums her up.
She’s a bit creepy/scary, not shocking given who her father is.
If only she’d enable comments on her blog.
She has what my mother-in-law would call an “unfortunate” jawline. Meghan, hon, give Tori Spelling a jingle, she might have some tips.
In those blog photos, Meghan certainly is plastering on the make-up. Maybe her father’s day gift should be to act less trollop-y.
Maybe Tim Russert will interview her.
How can she register as a Republican? Has she molested a young boy?
Dear God, where to start. I thought for a brief instant that the MCNutt reference was leading to WALNUTS! somehow. I cry. What a waste of a human being that one is. Takes after mommy i guess. Typically narcissistic rich girl who does nothing and expects to be famous for it.
Wow, this is running neck-in-neck in the race for “shittiest gift ever, no really” with a World’s Best Dad!! “trophy” bought at the local Hallmark store. Did she make him a hand-turkey card out of multi-colored construction paper and glitter, too?
Or has she just woken up with a lot of dicks in her mouth?
Way to do this now, Meghan, after the primary’s over and your party registration can’t actually help your father!
They look like Fux “News” bitches…
My favorite part:
“Arizona Secretary of State Jan Brewer stopped by to say hello.”
Oh, brother, what is it about the state-level job of Secretary of State? That’s what Katherine Harris was. Such a grand title, but it seems it’s a ceremonial position for ditzy rich gals who give a lot of money or something to the Governor. Ol’ Jan has nothing better to do than stop for a photo-op on Meghan’s BLOG???
Josh Fruhlinger: She’s just upholding the McCain family tradition of professing support for something and then missing the vote.
According to one of the photos, Meghan is checking out somebody’s “pez dispensers,” which must be code for something very nasty. Republicans can’t even register to vote without somebody whipping out their “pez dispenser” in public.
shortsshortsshorts: Ms. de Vil, good to see you!… *edges closer to the door*…
But really, who is she gonna vote for in November?
Dude, I’m just getting my dad one of those tequila gift sets from the grocery store.
And the next day, she signed up for Republicans for Obama.
I quit smoking as a gift for my Dad, which is every bit as cheap as I am poor. The upside is that I haven’t spent $15,000 of his money to delude myself into thinking I have taste while also making myself look like a cartoon teapot with a whore wig that’s been dipped in lotion.
Gopherit v2.0: That’s not true. She’s a lightning rod for at least 3 kinds of free floating rage that I feel every day. She’s also a cause of those kinds of rage, but that makes her like cancer that cures itself. This means I’m a hero!
What do you suppose the total number of independents re-registering
as Republicans is this year?
Accordion-o-rama: Two, if Lieberman joins in.
oh my god, those hot mom & daughter pictures just brought out the worst in me. holy crap, i’d go hang out in a hooch in vietnam for 20 years just for that.
must… must.. concentrate… must concentrate my lust on liberal women…. must try hard…. michelle obama’s butt.. michelle obama’s butt…
ok, i think it’s working.
“Register as Independent”? Is it just me or does it depend on the state or wtf? I thought “Independent” means that you don’t register for any political party.
I’m going to ball this blond something you pricks wish you could do.
tocute2btrue: LNS much?
tocute2btrue: Bob Dole, is that you?
Deepthroat: Nah, it’s Hillary with a strap-on.
WTF? Why would she have to sign anything? All she has to do is take 2 minutes of her time and register at ServiceArizona.com. I guess the computer illiteracy thing runs in McCain blood…
dxh: Three words: Lame Photo Op.
tocute2btrue: Uh, I think you’ve wandered into the wrong blog.
isn’t Meghan McCain married to Ice-T?
Not a single “I’d hit that” comment. You people are really slipping…because, you know, I’D hit that (if I didn’t have to vote for her dad).
Tim Russert is rolling over in his grave…
[Luke's eyes go to his lightsabre]
The Emperor: You want this, don’t you? The hate is swelling in you now. Take your Jedi weapon. Use it. I am unarmed. Strike me down with it. Give in to your anger. With each passing moment you make yourself more my servant.
Luke: No.
The Emperor: It is unavoidable. It is your destiny. You, like your father, are now mine.
The Emperor: Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you.
Cage Match: Meghan McCain and Chelsea Clinton! Please! I’ll pay to watch! Throw in one of the Gore daughters, just for the heck of it, and it’s Pay Per View Bonanza!
The ancillary CD sales would be pretty good, too.
Have Joe Francis produce and direct, and everyone retires a multi-millionaire!
Who let the LNSers in here? Get out!
Well, once again, this falls squarely into the “other ways to serve” category, per Jenna. Betcha she’d feel differently with that smirk shot off.
JKerouac: She and her family are single-handedly trying to keep the economy going:
http://thehill.com/campaign-2008/mccains-report-more-than-100000-in-credit-card-debt-2008-06-13.html
Poor, brave souls.
I still don’t understand how she can be McCain’s daughter. Shouldn’t be at least, like, 100?
tocute2btrue: What the hell does that even mean??? Is there a word, comma, semicolon or period missing somewhere?
KTHXBAI: The kids from the 1st marriage are 105…
arent those avatar pictures from second life?…
A girl who went to Columbia and has her ‘own’ blog needs her mom to come with her to the State Capitol Executive Tower. Somethings amiss here. Options?:
(1) Revoked drivers license with pals Paris and Britney
(2) Credit card shut off until mama pays next installment
(3) ‘Get out of the house and do something worthwhile with your life or no trust fund’ (or stipulation of trust fund she must register ‘publican to get a dime)
(4) Doesn’t know how to use a computer (handwrites her blog?)
(5) State Secretary of State is her dealer…ya know diplomatic bags and all
Oh, and I’d still do her. If she didn’t have man-hands.
OK on further looks at the whole blog I think she’s been paid off in LV handbangs
I’d like to say I support the banning of morons, but not so much the removal of their inane posts, because it makes it hard to figure out what all the response posts are about.
Darehead: On the Arizona voter registration forms, you actually have to check a box that says “Ind.” if you want to be independent. Otherwise, they think you just forgot to fill out the party affiliation.
I’m not sure why they do it that way, but they do.
So Meaghan needs a job?
She can give me one.
So did anyone else see this on PostSecret this morning and wonder?
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I think I will ask Meghan to be my VP, you know my rep with blonds I will pump that well dry.