Wonkette
No, sickos, we are not going to reveal those photos on the front page of this FAMILY PUBLICATION. Instead we will show you a clip from Judge Alex Kozinski’s appearance on The Dating Game many moons ago, before he started amassing a collection of naughty pictures and viral videos that would shock all but the most seasoned readers of Mad magazine circa 1970. Sexy cow-lady photo after the jump.
Pretty titillating, no?
Here is one helpful blogger’s collection of the judge’s archive; dirty pictures are linked so it is relatively safe for work even though you should not be looking at this crap at work.
Kozinski on the Dating Game [YouTube]
Exclusive: Kozinski’s Porn — Images from Judge Alex Kozinski’s Web Site [Patterico's Pontifications]
Here Comes The Judge’s Porn! [10 Zen Monkeys]
Smoove moves by the good judge there. Chicks dig full-on face munching imemdiately after the initial introduction.
Also, that chick could chew through cans with those teeth.
Auugh! Pearls before five? Obscene!
I scored 100% on the tranny test. Yay for me!
Udderly stoopid.
Booooooo! That cow pic is udderly despicable, Sara.
She’s udderly beautiful.
FreshCliches: ThreeFingersNeat: econdave:
Yahtzee!
The commenters on that blog are crazy: “So…how is someone who is Catholic supposed to get a fair trial with someone on the bench who obviously has a very, very negative view of religion?
And what is the significance of someone who is obviously homosexual making light of the Priest scandals, is he jealous? Does he do the same, and feels a need to revel in it? Does he want it to happen more often? What is the criticism?
This guy is a sick piece of shit.”
This makes me very defensive. I think any judge without the ‘cow girls’ on their computer should be thrown off the bench.
…what kind of porno were they expecting to find on the computer of someone from a former Soviet Union eastern block nation?! This is actually the tame shyt!
I want to know where the guy rendted the priest costume. I need it before church on Sunday.
Hey, Squiggy was on The Dating Game!
hey, weird: bachelor #1 is squiggy.
That cow’s a flop
[re=15324]ThreeFingersNeat: Somebody must have like her. She has a pearl necklace.
That girl is cute. She has that Judy Carne look. Can she take a punch?
Entertainment Weekly just announced his film deal: Kowzinsky: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Romania.tag
If he was on his game he would have explained that the web site was really just a depository for the exceptionally large number of exhibits in that obscenity trial, including the cow and tranny stuff. They all have to be stored somewhere. That’s what I say whenever people stumble onto my stash. I say it’s a bunch of exhibits related to an obscenity trial I am handling. This never works though, because I am a landscaper.
…I need more COW-BELL!!!(First!)
The Dating Game girl looks kind of like the cow, except she didn’t have a cross on her side.
the only cow lady porn i look at is butter cow lady porn:
http://cmonpolitics.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/10/entertainment-images-buttercow.jpg
http://ruralvotes.com/thefield/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/obamabutter.jpg
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/obamabutterhead.jpg
In the “When Will He Resign” pool, I’m going to guess in about two weeks. By June 27th, he will be out of office, resigned, over, done, finished, goodbye.
…is it me or does that cow have cleavage(or maybe camel toe)?
The judge is a /b-tard!
Happy Fun Ball: A client could theoretically request cow lady topiaries.
huh, my comment did seem to show up (because of multiple URL’s?)
but here it is again, the only cow lady porn i look at is butter cow lady porn:
http://blogs.reuters.com/trail08/files/2007/10/buttercow.jpg
http://ruralvotes.com/thefield/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/obamabutter.jpg
http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/promos/politics/blog/obamabutterhead.jpg
How could Wonkette not have “cow porn” as a tag!?
metropolitan: I scardy of you..
Oh no! They’ve found some snuff porn on his page, too!
Warning: very graphic!
http://www.klinger-export.com/english/images/1000.jpg
vicuna: Any cow lady topiaries I might create would be shielded from obscenity laws by the landscaper-client privilege.
metropolitan: Those butter people look like they’re clingin’ to their guns, religion n’ antipathy.
Congratulations Rita, we’re sending you to Guadalajara with a creepy, grabby Romanian!
Cow porn? Is he Hindu?
I love that he tried to blame it on his son at one point. I’m sure he’ll have a great father’s day.
I unfortunately caught a couple minutes of O’Reilly talking about this last night with his Lawyer Fembot. They had a good laugh about how this was all par for the course in the horrible, horrible 9th Circuit, and Bill himself even said that it must have been divine retribution for being so nice to teh gheys, or whoever. Of course, neither one mentioned that Kozinski was a Reagan appointee, or that he was on Bush’s short list for the Supreme Court.
And remember kids: if you like your job, then keep your porn on your home computer! Seriously, why else do you have a home computer?
“In my country, is customary to check tonsils with tongue on first date, followed by dressing like cow”
I hope that lady didn’t make one of the first additions to his stash (Anyone look?)
Brutus Harlot: It was a VERY creepy day for junior when dad gave him access to “the dairy”…
“Congratulations, Mary Tyler Moore, and here’s your date!”
“I’m gonna make it after a- MPH?!”
AngryBlakGuy: You can ring my cow bell any time.
Vanity Smurf: Get a stall, you two.
Looking back now, all the signs were there. When me & Kozinski went to the State fair, he lingered long at the dairy cow milking exhibit; all the while drooling over his deep fried twinkie. At the time I thought he was just a country boy at heart, but now I now the horrible truth…he is a man who enjoys fucking livestock.
Gopherit v2.0: Ahh! Won’t someone think of the children?!!
Just look at this Emporium of Flith(TM)!
http://www.snuffsupermarket.com/
Anyway, why milk such a non-story?
*Yawn* That kid sucking off a priest costume was cool about 5 years ago and the kid “sucking himself” is just using a dildo (which has its own disturbing connotations…)
Alt tag FTW
How was the dude shitting himself while bungie jumping porn? Now, if Judge Alex ordered this at a dungeon… well, that’s another story.
Late Night Shots, 210 views
Something with a link to actual porn,2990 views
California cows are happy cows! ©
BTW, Kozinski was interviewed on public radio when he was appointed chief of the 9th, and related that:
1. The dating game contestant told him after the show that her ear piece wasn’t working during the show and she therefore picked “number 2” at random;
2. She stood him up on the date.
Dejected, he turned to cow porn.
I for one do not blame him one bit.
The original archived images from the Kozinski website PLUS images from the government’s case against artist Ira Isaacs. Judge for youself whether there is enough similarity of to have warranted the judge’s self-recusal:
<a href=http://www.uslaw.com/pop/justice-cowed-how-obscene-were-the-videos-kozinskis-recused-himself-from-the-case-over/?p=139
images
http://tinyurl.com/4eg288
USLaw.com: http://tinyurl.com/4eg288
WARNING: Unless the phrase “chocolate sundae” means more to you than a cold dessert, the images linked by USAlaw (above) are best avoided. Unless you want to lose your appetite for a week.
I TOLD YOU furries have infiltrated the highest levels of government!
I plan to get one to be President.
The International Masters Tournament of what? Chess? Deep sea fishing?
Cow schtupping? In Guadalajara?
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