Wonkette
Meghan “Blogette” McCain, the princess daughter of John McCain and his second trophy wife Cindy, has sewn up a children’s book deal. It sounds frightening, according to what she says in a publisher’s statement: “I am truly excited about the opportunity to write a children’s book about my father, who is not only a fantastic dad, but also a great American. This book will offer children the unique opportunity to see the character building events that happened over his lifetime, experiences that led up to his current bid to become the future President of the United States.” Hey children, this is called P-R-O-P-A-G-A-N-D-A. It means “she is finding a pleasing way to sell you terrible lies.” Also, children? She does not have a job, because she is spoiled! She is not your role model. [AP]
JOHN MCCAIN
well the hanoi hilton section will make for interesting reading
I want to see the drawings of his kicking his crippled wife to the curb for the PYT.
From her stupid blog:
http://www.mccainblogette.com/docs/postings/060708/32_full.jpg
“On our way home we met a police officer whose last name was “McNutt.” It reminded me of “McLovin” in the movie, “Superbad.” It still makes me laugh!”
HARR HARR HARR McNutt is McWALNUTS and you don’t even get the difference because you are a dumb useless bitch HARRDY HARR HARR!!!
Sometimes, when Mommy is in a car accident, Daddy decides he needs to dump her for someone hotter and richer.
John McCain…..he’s all about character. Bwahahaaahaaaahaahahahahahahahahahahahaahaa!
Is she gonna write bout her love-child brother, Little Black Sambo?
Still…I’d hit that.
I read John McCain’s Why Courage Matters and it’s simplistic enough to be a children’s book already. You’d have to take out the violent parts, of course.
I can’t wait for the chapter where Papa Juan explains to her what “dirty slut trollop whore” means, and all the reasons her mom is one.
econdave: Princess Walnuts is from the cunt trollop, not the stubbed off cripple…
I will tell them one hundred years.
I will tell them I’ll veto beers.
I won’t tell them I’ll cut my taxes.
I won’t tell them I have lapses.
I will pander to them here or there.
I will pander to them anywhere.
I do not look like a big sham.
I do not look smart, Old Man-I-am.
I bet she’s a filthy minx in the sack.
mookworthjwilson: I’d tap it, but I have a mortal weakness for blondes.
Chapter 7: What To Do When Your Mommy Steals Percocet from a Local Charity and Becomes Addicted.
PeteJayhawk v2.0: Yes but you have to take that Asian chick she totes with her everywhere. Bitch is probably a 2-10.
mookworthjwilson: “And once the fair prince was able to escape the evil Gookie dungeon, he came home to find his beautiful princess had been turned into a troll by the windshield of her carriage. Since no prince can live with such an ugly beast, the Prince searched and searched, trying his….errrm, slipper in..on lots and lots of other beautiful women to find his new, whole princess. Finally one day, a blonde beauty drawn in a red carriage by 10 of the largest horses you have ever seen, came to our fair prince. Out came the most beautiful woman our prince had ever seen; “Fair Prince, I am Countess Cindy of Budweiser, but you may call me ‘Cunt-Trollop.’” And they all lived happily ever after. Except the troll. After all, only pretty people can be truly happy.”
Imagine42: Still…I’d hit that.
well…she’s not too bad looking, is she?
i mean, for a white woman.
can’t wait to read her book.
MadMangosteen: Do you hear that? Charlie has Capt. John! Al Rescate, Amigos!
“On our way home we met a police officer whose last name was “McNutt.” It reminded me of “McLovin” in the movie, “Superbad.” It still makes me laugh!”
Cleaned it up for ya . . .
“On our way home, we met a police officer whose last name was “McNutt.” It reminded me of “Detective MacNutty” in the HBO series, “The Wire.” Those dead homeless people still make me sad!”
Galley proof of the cover: http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/pics_mommy-moaning.jpg
FunkyPalmettoBug: But do you have a mortal weakness for “blondes”? (Check out those eyebrows.)
I bet without all that makeup, you’d see the walnut she inherited from her father. I’d still probably let it happen form behind, actually.
shortsshortsshorts: This chick she cuddled up with after the Ellen show taping? http://www.mccainblogette.com/docs/postings/052208/24_full.jpg
This is strangely erotic.
vicuna: Dude, they’re joined at the head. You’re sick.
econdave: Oh Thank Christ…I almost marched into a death sentence there.
vicuna: That’s not a very flattering picture. She looks less willowy and more heifer.
She is one ugly illegitimate black baby.
…geez, whats up with politicians daughters writing children’s books? Next thing you know she will be stumbling around in a drunken daze with nothing but a hello kitty shirt on!
vicuna: Very strangely… a bit buttery around the sides as well.
vicuna: Overalls are never erotic.
econdave: FunkyPalmettoBug: But do you have a mortal
weakness for “blondes”? (Check out those eyebrows.)
yo. i noticed them , too. i never understood why a hot blonde babe
would dye her eyebrows brown. that’s puzzlin shit.
and…when i ask them why, in bars, they get really pissed off
and won’t tell me.
it’s a mystery.
It will be a pop-up book and come with a free bag of walnuts
Hey, remember when all of the Republicans pounced on Edwards having a $400 haircut? Well, the McCain women have a hairdresser that travels with them. Who do you think pays for that?
I say that if they’re going to attack Michelle Obama for being a black woman, that the McCain women need to be attacked for never having a job, having a personal hairdresser, and for never having to work a day in their lives…
tunamelt: Spoken like someone never exposed to bubba-porn.
floraway: I noticed that. A hairdresser named Piper. Let’s see - hairdresser and Louis Vuitton bag + country music playlist and a Sonic drive-in fetish. I’m getting very mixed class warfare messages here.
floraway: Nonsense. The McCain women understand that their place is in the home and looking good for their men, that’s all. Michelle Obama went to college, held a job, AND speaks to the menfolk out of turn. Which of these women is destroying America?
vicuna: She’s getting back to her roots….more than just wither her eyebrows.
She looks almost passable here. Almost. I’d still prefer Chelsea. But that’s neither here nor there.
Gopherit v2.0: You’re incredible.
For some reason that picture reminds me of many of the disenfranchised fifth year sorority girls I met in college (none of whom would sleep with me, regardless).
InsidiousTuna: Well, the difference is I’d let Chelsea speak at all during the ordeal.
InsidiousTuna: I’d still prefer Chelsea.
hey…it’s a matter of taste…we all know that, but
http://www.aoa.org/
just tryin to help…no criticism intended. more than once,
the next day, i woke up next to………
Gopherit v2.0: Where’s the downside in that?
vicuna: See, and all I was getting was Beverly Hillbillies.
Rodney Badger: Remember — when all else fails, Tri Delt.
Gopherit v2.0: Ha ha ha ha, cracked me up!!
Imagine42: Still? She seems to be more and more Cindy-like in every photo I see.
SayItWithWookies: I could only score with community college girls and those about to go into the military. I’m quite repulsive.
I found this GQ interview for you guys:
http://men.style.com/gq/blogs/gqeditors/2008/03/caps-font-var-1.html
It’s pretty good. And after reading it, I’m convinced she swallows.
Call me weak and yes even sexist.. but i never new that Walnuts daughter was so hot
John McCain was the primary opposition to the Senate Select Committee on POWs. He bitterly opposed any attempt to rescue any other POWs. This is very strange since John McCain was himself, a POW.
The POWs that might have been rescued, would have been able to give testimony about the 32 propaganda tapes that John McCain made for the communists, while in Viet Nam. The 32 propaganda tapes are still “classified” so that no one can see them.
http://www.rense.com/general80/manchur.htm
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Securacom-wtc: Why Jim! Why is this toolshed still allowed to run free!
InsidiousTuna: wheelie: Thanks. I normally don’t go in for longer posts, but I felt my muse calling this time.
See Daddy run. Running makes Daddy’s jowls flop. Ha ha Daddy!
See Mommy eat pill and drink beer. Mommy acts funny and falls down. Daddy calls Mommy a cunt.
See the bad man from Iran. Daddy gets very angry with the bad man. Daddy drops many bombs on the bad man. Ooops, the bad man has bombs too! Bye-bye, Arizona!
Securacom-wtc: For the love of Mormom Jeebus, can’t somebody 5150 this guy?
Securacom-wtc: Oh f’ck it, if you are reposting from yesterday, then so am I.
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AngryBlakGuy: They are just the easiest thing for someone to write for you - a al Madonna.
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Does this chick double for Hulk Hogan’s daughter?
That would make her book more interesting. Cunt trollop’s daughter by day; cunt trollop lip syncher by night.
Securacom-wtc: I just watched all these documentaries! They were really illuminating! Thanks! I guess your work here is done!
Securacom-wtc: Your a fucking idiot.
Rodney Badger: I resisted reading that article the first time around; this time I couldn’t help it. God, today was going so well!
Now I have to go home and drink by myself. How about if, from now on, only elites get blogs?
no one ever asks the childrens what they really want: kitties, XBOX and Snickers bars.
their parents already don’t read them a book about John McCain…it’s Goosebumps #7, Night of the Living Dummy.
Securacom-wtc: Any fellow old-timers remember the “Borgen Project” wacko who would post here? She must be this guy’s/gal’s sister.
shortsshortsshorts: and his/her significant other is fucking an idiot
(Do inflatable significant others count?)
wheelie: I just did the same thing on a different thread. You are officially my compatriot and you shall be protected from all the evils of Paultardia.
Shypixel: Second life’s a real bitch sometimes. You have to reboot her, wait for her, but at least she always comes back for more.
Rodney Badger: After reading that article, I’m still wondering how she graduated from Columbia and how she landed those ‘prized internships at Newsweek and Saturday Night Live.
Can we start calling her MeggieMuffinTop or is bodysnarking out for the time being (or being saved for when we get REALLY sick of her)?
floraway: That’s not true. Cougar McCain works hard. That Jim Beam isn’t going to binge-drink itself.
@ shortsshortsshorts: Cool. You lead the way!
wheelie: But we must be weary. The Paultard is a solo predator. One cannot guess its ways.
And then the Brave and Beautiful Papa Bear was held captive by the evil monkeys. But finally, after five long years, they set him free. And he returned to the forest.
There he found Mommy Bear and his cubs, that had waited for him to return. But Mommy Bear had gotten crippled and fat, so he dumped her for a much younger and rich bear. And she was my Mommy, and now I have a ton of money to play with. And everything was perfect.
The End.
And when did it become de reguire that children’s books are written by famous people. Hasn’t Billy Crystal done enough damage already?
Gopherit v2.0:
On your fairy tale: Damn! You beat me to it AND did 10X better than I would ever dream. Fucking hilarious.
ecohkr: The sad thing is that she probably thinks that the story is a favorable portrayal of her. I feel bad for her, to be honest. I bet she’s lonely.
I don’t know why, but everytime I look at that picture of her, I think of the gerbil-swallowing alien woman on V.
dude, she looks like hulk hogans daughter. no thanks
Rodney Badger: The clincher?
It’s clear that Meghan inherited her father’s devil-may-care streak.
Haha, she’s much better looking than Hillary. At least in this video… Yuck!
http://www.minimovie.com/film-128295-Welcome%20Back,%20Clinton
Rodney Badger: Oh, she DEFINITELY swallows. And she’s a total cliche but I kind of like her. I would probably play the Big Lebowski drinking/smoking game with her. But I wouldn’t hang out with her too much, or else she would try to make out with me at a party to impress the guys on the lacrosse team.
Imagine42: Yea, sure, but could you live with yourself after? I’m betting she would want you to call her and stuff. Not worth it. No.
I’ll say it: She looks like a feminine version of Johnny Mac. All in all not a good look.
Who’s gonna option the book for the Disney Channel? It’ll be patterned on the Li’l Bill series, but it will take place, a la Hogan’s Heroes, in a prisoner of war camp.
My wife is actually a prominent illustrator of actual children’s books. Our family takes a dim views of dilletantes in the industry, as the fact of the matter is that one of the hardest things in the world to contrive is a 32 page book that successfully resonates with readers under 8. I think she’ll be setting records at the remainder bin and in the Costco kid’s books section.
I’m definitely siding with the “I’d hit that” camp.
I’d do a split for her. No lie!
Still voting for ‘Bama though.
Her pictures in the GQ article are much less flattering. I’d still rather do Cindy.
Happy Fun Ball: Oh c’mon, Cindy?
Hells Yeah, Cindy! She’s Cougtastic. That sluttly librarian ‘do she sometimes wears? Book it.
Happy Fun Ball: Okay okay. She’s also rich as fuck. 3 whore diamonds, but NO MORE for her.
Also, we know from Maverick’s C U Next Tuesday outburst that Cindy at least tolerates being dirty talked. That’s marginally intriguing to me, although I’d probably be too big a wuss to call her anything other than “Cindy” or maybe “Mama.”
Happy Fun Ball: I heard that because she owns a A/B distributorship they let her fuck the clydesdales.
ronaldpagan: You have thought this over, haven’t you.
Lionel Hutz Esq.: Wat, no “Thank You”?
Happy Fun Ball: Sluttly librarian ‘do? I been wearing my long tresses up like that for the hot hot summertime. Perhaps this is why strange men keep approaching me in the produce section of my local H-E-B supermarket. And I thought it was just because of the way I handle the avocados.
Maybe you have a look about you that says ‘I will make you read aloud the entire “Trying-Out” chapter of Moby-Dick and if you pronounce a word wrong I will make you repeat the entire sentence.’
Maybe, as a librarian, you are able to look into their souls and know how much they owe in overdue fees. I’ve always believed that librarians know that about me.
And maybe I’ve got to stop ordering the cocaine-and-Ambien pizza before going online.
SayItWithWookies: Um — the previous comment was a response to sanantonerose. So yeah — the dilaudin off the dead hooker’s ass while throwing the sackful of puppies over a cliff? I’m on the wagon (pause)
(pause)
(what the fuck are you looking at? Pause.)
(Isaidfuckinpauseokay? Pause)
Now.
Wait.
Now.
Okay. Tomorrow.
SayItWithWookies: You drunken bastard!
That makes two of us.
shortsshortsshorts: Where’s the Post when you need them?
Imagine42: i’d hit it with a 2×4 but i think it would keeping coming. perhaps i can borrow a nuke from iraq.
See Johnny. See Johnny fly. Fly, Johnny, fly.
See Johnny crash. Crash, Johnny, crash.
See Carol. See Carol drive. Drive, Carol, drive.
See Carol crash. Crash, Carol, crash.
See Johnny get tortured. Get tortured, Johnny, get tortured.
See Johnny make propaganda tapes for the North Vietnamese. Make propaganda tapes, Johnny, make propaganda tapes.
See Carol be disfigured. Be disfigured, Carol, be disfigured.
See Johnny fuck other women. Fuck other women, Johnny, fuck other women.
See Johnny dump Carol and marry Cindy. Dump Carol and marry Cindy, Johnn