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DICK CHENEY

Dick Cheney Treats Prostitutes Like Dirt!

He probably raised the bills just high enough to be out of reach for a 12-year-old Thai slaveboy. Sexistracist. [TwinCities.com]


6:37 PM on Mon June 9 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:40 pm, June 9th, 2008

    vinni viddi pedophilia whoremongering.

  2. graceless says at 6:43 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I cannot connect to server…don’t suppose that was Cheney’s problem too?

  3. SuperRounder says at 6:44 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I never need to see the words “Cheney came” ever ever ever ever again.

  4. Da Derga says at 6:45 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I wonder what poor bastard got shot in the face this time.

  5. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 6:47 pm, June 9th, 2008

    graceless: A local EMP follows Cheney around, preventing direct tracking and targeting.

  6. graceless says at 6:50 pm, June 9th, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: EMP? or EMT?

  7. GlennBecksTaint says at 6:50 pm, June 9th, 2008

    and now he’s onto raising (mc)Cain

  8. Gopherit v2.0 says at 6:51 pm, June 9th, 2008

    “Cheney arrived at Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport around 10:40 a.m., spoke to about 100 people at the private residence around noon, and departed from the airport about 1:40 p.m.”

    That tight a schedule doesn’t leave much time for the obligatory visit to the Larry Craig Memorial Stall for a quick one, does it?

  9. tunamelt says at 6:53 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Da Derga: Oh, God. A Dick Cheney-facial joke. I will never sleep again.

  10. AngryBlakGuy says at 6:54 pm, June 9th, 2008

    …Cheney ejaculates pure Anthrax!

  11. shortsshortsshorts says at 6:55 pm, June 9th, 2008

    “Unable to Connect.”

    Sick irony!

  12. Spence says at 6:55 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Good lord, I’m sending you the bill for the brain scrubbing, Jim.

  13. Gopherit v2.0 says at 6:57 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Looks like he was raising more than money there:
    http://fauxrealtho.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/hung_cheney.jpg

  14. John McClain says at 7:01 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Lynne Cheney comes screaming with Condi’s gap-toothed house-beaver grin in a firm Pioneer Leglock. No one eats catfish like a well-trained house nigra!

    Darth Vader was voiced by James Earl Jones, Cheney is Obama’s cousin, Cheney shot someone in the face (probably a hip hop-related feud), Cheney’s wife is gittin it on w/ Cunnilingus Rice, his nickname is Big Dick… Dudes, Wonkettes: Cheney is BLACK! Keep it in the family, y’all: the only way to beat McCain?

    Obama/Cheney ‘08
    8 More Years: Once You Go Dick, You Always Come Quick.

  15. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 7:05 pm, June 9th, 2008

    graceless: Touché

  16. John McClain says at 7:07 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Sorry if my comment is a little sexistracist; I guess it’s in the air these days.

  17. unclesahm says at 7:28 pm, June 9th, 2008

    “Eats, shoots, and leaves.”

  18. tunamelt says at 7:31 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Okay, so also, in case there is anyone left who never heard: the Wonkette facebook group.

  19. MARCdMan says at 8:09 pm, June 9th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: dust, pure anthrax dust.

  20. tsunami says at 8:12 pm, June 9th, 2008

    did he do a terrorist fist bump?

    did he pat anybody on the ass?

    shoot anybody in the face?

  21. josereyes.theroof says at 9:01 pm, June 9th, 2008

    AngryBlakGuy: To Bill Braskey!

  22. norbizness says at 9:06 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Given his current mostly-robotic body, I think the ejaculate consisted mostly of microchips.

  23. Securicom says at 8:55 am, June 10th, 2008

    Madame was killed, no suicide! Rumour is Cheney was on her list.

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  24. starstream says at 4:15 pm, June 12th, 2008

    Hrm kind of partial to The ‘Pretty Woman myself ( trying to figure out “why”
    I must really enjoy self inflicted pain)I do hope he at
    least said (….+ Thank U mam).. Also have you wondered what the other countries
    think other Militaries come to the USA for shore leave & training like ‘we go
    there. Not to mention all the tourists and Ambassadors, all that and they STILL
    Dislike an Open Transparent country??!?! I would thank the Angels above! and
    whomever else needed a ‘pat on the back!!

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