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  • WILL HE WEAR HIS ‘GOOD PANTS’?: “McClellan will testify publicly and under oath before the House Judiciary Committee on June 20 about the White House’s role in the leak and its response, his attorneys, Michael and Jane Tigar, said on Monday.” White House lawsuit in 3… 2… 1… [AP]


5:31 PM on Mon June 9 2008
By Jim Newell
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  1. shortsshortsshorts says at 5:36 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Richard Clarke, II? Nobody’s listening. Guantanamo for you.

  2. AngryBlakGuy says at 5:37 pm, June 9th, 2008

    …does anyone else smell that? Smells like that new cologne “Indictment”!

  3. Canuckledragger says at 5:50 pm, June 9th, 2008

    That bullet for Barack is just going to have to wait a while longer.

    L’il Scotty’s just moved up in the pecking order.

  4. lumpenprole says at 5:52 pm, June 9th, 2008

    When asked to comment for this story, McClellan would only repeat “I am NOT planning on committing suicide! Write that down! I am NOT planning on …” over and over.

  5. nowukkers says at 5:54 pm, June 9th, 2008

    I’m getting images of Frankie Pantangeli, and a sudden loss of memory. Hey - I just made that stuff up to sell a few books .. I never thought nothing of it …

  6. The Dudemeister says at 5:57 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Fucking narc!

  7. NoWireHangers says at 5:57 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Unless congress is going to impeach/kill Bush/Cheney then I don’t care how many fucking committee meetings they have.

  8. Lionel Hutz Esq. says at 5:57 pm, June 9th, 2008

    You are so cynical. Surely this White House would prefers open dialogue with all of the facts exposed to trying to hide everything they did wrong behind a curtain of executive privlidge. That would be so Clintonian. And didn’t George W. promise us to bring honor and intergrety back to the White House?

  9. nowukkers says at 5:59 pm, June 9th, 2008

    nowukkers: Sorry: PEntangeli

  10. Anita Cocktail says at 6:07 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Can we take up a collection so that Scotty can get a facial?

  11. Godless Liberal * says at 6:09 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Aren’t his pants on fire?

  12. Not_So_Much says at 6:26 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Wonder if he’ll wear his ‘Sunday Best’ hairpiece?

  13. Mr. Herpes says at 6:26 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Armed with a big box of tissues, I intend to watch every heartrending moment of the hearing. (They LIED to that poor man!) Then I’ll lovingly put it on the shelf with others in my Greatest Hearings Collection — Linda Lovelace on how porn degrades women; Rafael Palmero on why steroid users in baseball should be castrated; Big Oil explaining how they keep America’s rectum well-greased; and Lt. Col. Oliver North promising to stand on his head if Ronald Reagan tells him to. And the Daily Show thinks it’s funny.

  14. metropolitan says at 6:35 pm, June 9th, 2008

    “a kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid”

  15. EnBuenOra says at 6:35 pm, June 9th, 2008

    SCOTT! SCOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! DON’T… RIDE… IN… ANY… SMALLLLL….. PLANES……….

  16. metropolitan says at 6:36 pm, June 9th, 2008

    my question is will he wear his fat pants?

  17. Chris says at 6:36 pm, June 9th, 2008
  18. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 6:43 pm, June 9th, 2008

    metropolitan: Can we call them pant suits? Please?

  19. John McClain says at 7:06 pm, June 9th, 2008

    NotUrEvryDayWEzl: TRUE, Scotty Mack has a bigger rack than Hillary. And a bigger bullseye on his fivehead.

  20. Smoke Filled Roommate says at 7:45 pm, June 9th, 2008

    They’ll need some sweatbuckets and a cold washcloth and perhaps some smelling salts as well. Scotty should wear some extra deodorant that day.

  21. MARCdMan says at 8:05 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Executive Privilege notice in 5…4…3…

  22. norbizness says at 9:04 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Hey, I took Civil Procedure from his attorney. Thanks for the C+, dickhead! I hope your fat little client burns in hell!

  23. SayItWithWookies says at 9:52 pm, June 9th, 2008

    Scott’s still interested in covering his own ass. One word, committee members — immunity. If he has to implicate himself, you’re not gonna hear it — and that’s why the book was such an empty farce. Ah, hell — it’s too bad he’s not testifying about a baseball scandal.

  24. Securicom says at 8:58 am, June 10th, 2008

    Mclellan’s tattling is a whitewash: much worse goes on!

    Bilderberg Group info at infowars.com

    USA’s Constitution and currency are being destroyed from within. How? Videos free on http://www.video.google.com 1) America: Freedom to Fascism, 2 hrs; 2)911 Justice, 18min; 3) The Clinton Chronicles, 1.7 hrs; 4) Endgame: Blueprint for Global Enslavement, 2 hrs, 5) Terrorstorm: A History of False Flag Terror, 2 hrs 6) 911 Mysteries, 2 hrs; 7)The Creature from Jekyll Island, 1hr; 8)Orwell Rolls in His Grave, 2hrs; 9) The War on Democracy, 1.5 hrs; 10) The Energy Non-Crisis, 1 hr; 11)Iraq for Sale 1.2 hr; 12) Zeitgeist, 2 hrs; 13)Ring of Power, 2.5 hrs; 14)Bush link to JFK, 1.5 hrs; 15) The Century of the Self, 4 hrs; 16) Loose Change (2nd ed & Final cut) 2hrs each; 17)John Pilger: The New Rulers of the World; 18) The Money Masters: How International Bankers Gained Control of America, 3.5 hrs
    Videos free on http://www.video.google.com 19) Barack Obama CFR info 20) Global Warming or Global Governance 21) The Great Global Warming Swindle 22) Mercury, Autism and The Global Vaccine Agenda 23) The CIA, Mind Control and Satanism 24)George Hunt: UN UNCED Earth Summit 1992 (Population Reduction) 25) End of NAtions - EU Takeover 26) Washington, You’re Fired 27) Blackwater: America’s Private Army 28) Esoteric Agenda 29) Fiat Empire: Why the Federal Reserve Violates the U.S. COnstitution 30) The Revolution Will not be Televised [USA overthrow of Hugo Chavez] 31) One Nation Under Siege 32)Breaking The Silence - Truth and Lies in the War on Terror, by John Pilger(and all his documentaries) 33)Beyond Treason 1.5hrs

    http://www.911truth.org/article.php?story=20041221155307646

  25. Anita Cocktail says at 11:55 am, June 10th, 2008

    Oh, shite, can we get rid of the spammer or troller or whatever kind of retard this is?

  26. NedPepper says at 3:41 pm, June 10th, 2008

    So then, a tell all book……..I will assume it works this way, a small still voice that makes you feel smaller?

  27. WIDTAP says at 9:03 pm, June 10th, 2008

    Mr. Herpes: …Greatest Hearings Collection

    How could you leave out the greatest testimony ever given to the Senate:

    “And I would say that a buzzsaw blade between a guy’s legs on the album cover is a good indication that it is not for little Johnny.”

    - Frank Zappa. m Record Labeling: Hearing Before the Committee on Commerce, Science, and Transportation, United States Senate. September 19, 1985

  28. starstream says at 4:18 pm, June 12th, 2008

    ‘Beam him up to the committee! This should be fun I wonder if they invited
    Plame? Although it’s nothing the WORLD doesn’t already know….

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