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That secret Bilderberg meeting between Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton? Now they’re saying it actually happened at the NW Washington home of one of California’s lady senators, Diane Feinstein. She is also an older liberal woman in the Senate who sometimes is a loser, so Hillary asked to borrow her living room. Feinstein turned it into a Chamber of Naked Horror.
The California senator had set up two chairs facing each other. She served them water. Nothing else. Two aides were sent to Mrs. Feinstein’s study. And Secret Service agents stayed outside.
And that’s all we know, except for this weird bit from Feinstein, who was apparently in the next room with her ear in a glass against the door:
She was asked whether she heard any shouting. “No, they got along very well.”
More on the Obama-Clinton Meeting [NYT Caucus]
I hope Diane had a Nanny-Cam.
Two chairs, directly under glaring lights.
Jesus, if you’re going to go the no frills route, why not just meet at a Dennys?
I bet Hillz asked to touch his hair.
Water and folding chairs? Diane, Diane, Diane. Let me tell you about the joy of hosting. There are so many fun things you could have done to make the meeting more pleasant. I for one, have baked many an Obama cupcake. Create a special drink for the occasion, perhaps DNC daiquiris in strawberry and blueberry. Also, it’s very easy to whip up some patriotic seat covers to jazz up those old chairs. Give me a call next time. Let me be your hands.
Mabalz Izhari: She did. Unfortunately, she put it in the bathroom, in case Hopey felt nature call.
Hillary ordered tapwater with a side of bitters, and Barry had the Perrier.
…for some reason I imagine it like that scene from the “Matrix” when Morpheus and Neo first meet! Red pill or blue pill?!
That’s gonna be one beautiful lovechild, methinks.
The Dems can even fuck up a good cage match. Two enter, one leaves, dammit!
NoWireHangers: Now I know what to make for election night ‘08, DNC daiquiris.
I’m sure Hillz had her flask-o-whiskey with her. Water? Hillz don’t need no stinking water.
No shouting? NO SHOUTING? Pfffft. Pussies.
Obama should have demanded that Ferraro serve the water… on her knees. Bow to your new black master, biatch!
this was the chair
http://members.tripod.com/thelimbicregion/0eac6180.gif
Gopherit v2.0: THUNDERDOME!!
I get the feeling Obama has mastered the ’soft but firm’ approach, much like he used with Lieberman. Although with Lieberman, I wish he’d be ‘loud and violent’, but that’s OK!
Feinstein should’ve consulted Princess Sparkle Pony as to the proper way to arrange a matching armchair meeting.
See if Diane Feinstein ever gets anyone to attend a party at her house. “Hey, Diane, this water’s delicious. The tap? Really. Oh, Senator, I think your five minutes of allotted chair time is over — it’s my turn. Thanks.”
Does anyone know where or what Terry McCauliar is up to?
tunamelt: That’s the spirit! I recently discovered that the Obama store sells Barry balloons, and that if you bake a cake in a bundt pan, it lends itself to the Obama ‘O’–just frost in red, white, and blue.
I loved Dianne as the lead in Torch Song Trilogy.
It wasn’t just water, it was the water of life procured by the Bilderbergers. See, Hilz made Barry stick his hand in a box while holding a Gom Jabbar to his neck. After he passed that test they drank the water. When it was apparent that he’d survived and converted her toxic poison into sunshine and rainbows, Reggie Love flung open the doors and said, “And how can this be? For he is the Kwisatz Haderach”!
…if Barry was lucky then this was Hillz seat:
http://meanwhile.files.wordpress.com/2006/05/Electric-Chair.jpg
When are we going to be able to imbed again damn it!
NoWireHangers: I am so baking that cake for election night and inauguration day. I’ll eat my steak rare in your honor for that tip too.
I imagined Hillary uncrossing and crossing her legs, a la Sharon Stone, and Barry using his water to flush his eyeballs.
Things really went sour when Dianne brought in the beer, waffles and arugula.
wallythepug: No breakfast for me, thanks.
What isn’t mentioned is the high lead content of DC tap water. BARRY DON’T TOUCH THAT GLASS!
Vanity Smurf: So wait… you have to have it wrong, if Hillz is anybody from Dune, it is most certainly the Baron.
I wonder how long she held out before tackling him and attempting to snog his face off?
Senator Fun-stoned does not serve tap water without a drop of Owsley’s Yellow Sunshine she has stashed from the ’60’s. And the love flowed.
ReelectTilden: For good luck.
Vanity Smurf: Shypixel: I think of her more as a giant pantsuited sandworm, slithering about aimlessly, attacking anything she sees, and pooping out addictive crap that makes her followers’ eyes glow.
RuperttheBear: Rum-drunk in Shepherd Smith’s pool house.
It’s like seven minutes in heaven for powerful grownups!
AngryBlakGuy: I keep thinking of Never Say Never Again where Sean Connery and Klaus Maria Brandauer sit down to play Domination
Two candidates, one cup.
And the first commenter out of the gate spewed:
June 6th,
2008
10:19 am
Alone she’s a star.
With Obama they are both nothing!
Oh, and sign me ” A Former Democrat!
— Posted by Perley J. Thibodeau
FU Perley.
bitchincamaro: Assuming Perley J. Thibodeau was once the inspiration for a character in “A Confederacy of Dunces.”
This was all Obama and Hillary’s controllers could make up to explain away the shady back-alley Bilderberg rendezvous? They just stopped by Feinstein’s pad for a quick game of musical chairs, paddy cake, and pin the tail on the donkey. Feinstein served Kool-Aid in paper cups and Terri McCullough dressed up like a clown and juggled Bill’s nuts in his mouth.
Who comes up with this shit?
a casual search of Perley J. Thibodeau provides a rich and rewarding profile:
1. he is an actual person
2. he lives in manhattan
3. he is old (obv)
4. he swims
5. he spends a LOT of time commenting on the NYT Metro section
6. he is likely related to the Maine Thibodeau’s (obv)
7. he might be gay, but then again he might be a widower. then again, he might be both
8. he is a wit! on December 3rd, 2006, 1:40 pm he writes:
I think it’s wonderful that former first lady, and now United States Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has decided to run for President of the United States. It’s about time she settles down, and makes something out of herself
i would like to find a picture of perley but i wouldn’t know how to post it even if i did.
Shypixel: She’s Alia. The Baron is IN HER MIND.
barry better hurry up and hire that food taster if he’s going to be hanging out with hillz on a regular basis, perhaps mark penn is available; we all know there isn’t anything he won’t eat and the off chance of him croaking would only be an added benefit.
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