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BILDERBERG


11:01 AM on Fri June 6 2008
By Ken Layne
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  1. graceless says at 11:09 am, June 6th, 2008

    You had me, right up until lizard monsters from outer space. Way to ruin a good conspiracy.

  2. georgia_peach says at 11:13 am, June 6th, 2008

    They’re Freemasons, obviously.

  3. stankfest says at 11:14 am, June 6th, 2008

    They will choose our next President.

  4. EnBuenOra says at 11:17 am, June 6th, 2008

    The Bilderberg group is one of quite a number of prestigious groups with regular meetings which performs a sociological function for the upper classes primarily of the U.S. and Europe: establish an environment in which the economic and social uppermost classes can socialize with political and government authorities.

    Upper-class favoring policies and views don’t propagate themselves to government by themselves, you know. It must be worked at.

    And since we got rid of the whole ‘aristocracy’ thing, in democracies you have to a be a lot cleverer about how you make sure the ultra-rich and the government classes tend to adopt the same mindsets.

    Either that or it’s where the secret underground bankers’ lair is hidden so that once a year the 10,000 year old banking chiefs reanimate themselves to dine on the blood of those who are chosen to receive the special emerald-diamond-gold-platinum infusion which allows the chieftains to remain immortal.

  5. choinski says at 11:18 am, June 6th, 2008

    stankfest: Ah, silly you. They HAVE chosen our next President.

  6. Imagine42 says at 11:22 am, June 6th, 2008

    I assume their party is catered by Stepford Wives.

  7. graceless says at 11:23 am, June 6th, 2008

    choinski: And it’s our Bear-Bear.

  8. ReelectTilden says at 11:23 am, June 6th, 2008

    They are a harmless group of gourmands who eat homeless people.

  9. StrangelyBrown says at 11:25 am, June 6th, 2008

    OK, let’s be honest: if a man in black appeared out of nowhere and offered you the New World Order conspiracy membership packet, would you a.) join up, or b.) go public with the proof that’ll make you the hero of the Alex Jones crowd?

    I know what I’d do — I’m hoping they’ll appoint me UN Military Governor of Texas. I’ve got a few scores to settle over there.

  10. El Bombastico says at 11:26 am, June 6th, 2008

    Neither North NOR South Dakota has registered a single vote. I hope they enjoy their new reptilian overlords.

    “If they’re just going to play golf and swap lies and chase girls, why the armed guards? Know what I’m saying?”

  11. AngryBlakGuy says at 11:26 am, June 6th, 2008

    …isnt the Bildberg Group a bunch of gay swingers?

  12. JamesMichaelCurley says at 11:26 am, June 6th, 2008

    If their mothers gave them a hug or two when they were young, they would all be normal.

  13. MathewBrooks says at 11:27 am, June 6th, 2008

    Everyone knows the royal family are reptilian humanoids!
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reptilian_humanoid

    My favorite conspiracy theory!!

  14. AngryBlakGuy says at 11:31 am, June 6th, 2008

    StrangelyBrown: …that (B. option usually ends with you being injected with something while you sleep and waking up inside an insane asylum. That being said I would push for Supreme Overlord of Puerto Rico & Guam! Oh-yeah and I want a big fancy hat; all important people have hats!

  15. nyhfrog says at 11:33 am, June 6th, 2008

    This might be my last post and be warned: you read this at your peril because I got my hands on their itinerary for the B.G. for this week. And I will print it here.

    June 5: Daytime: “Meet and greet”
    Evening: Scary movie night. (dress as your favorite victim–middle class worker not encouraged. Ha! Ha!)

    June 6: Daytime: Dungeons and Dragons Tourney.
    Evening: Dungeons and Dragons Award ceremony.

    June 7: World Domination Day!!!!(Shhh.)

    June 8: Fantasy Football Draft (Dynasty Leagues–of course.)
    Huggies and kissies and goodbyes!

  16. S.Luggo says at 11:35 am, June 6th, 2008
  17. StrangelyBrown says at 11:47 am, June 6th, 2008

    nyhfrog: Don’t forget free iPod day! — http://www.infowars.com/?p=2552

    I don’t care what anyone says, Infowars is far and away the funniest satirical website on all the internets.

  18. WadISay says at 11:52 am, June 6th, 2008

    I understand many of them bear the Wounds of Christ.

  19. MARCdMan says at 12:16 pm, June 6th, 2008

    whatever they are, LNS’ers claim to be the junior varsity. hopefully the whole gay swingers things is true…

  20. Gopherit v2.0 says at 12:38 pm, June 6th, 2008

    StrangelyBrown: Wonder if that’s part of the fruit basket they give out at Bohemian grove, too.

    i’d give a pinky toe to see the playlist.

  21. Wikipedia says they’re a group of fun-loving, elitist capitalists and politicians, though it doesn’t give their definition of ‘fun’.

  22. NotUrEvryDayWEzl says at 1:57 am, June 7th, 2008

    MARCdMan: I hope so! I want to join!

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