ANNOUNCEMENTS  11:37 pm June 5, 2008

by Ken Layne

  • UNACCEPTABLE WONKETTE AD NOTED, REMOVED: Argh, so we go out to dinner and come back to see the former nice Obama T-shirts ad “updated” with Barack Obama as a monkey. Sweet. Ad is deleted. Thanks for letting us know. UPDATE: All the ads are gone now, as we can’t get that one ad to vanish. All fixed @ 2:37 a.m.

Hola wonkerados.

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{ 90 comments }

mc_frontalot June 5, 2008 at 11:40 pm

still seeing it.

Sabre_Justice June 5, 2008 at 11:40 pm

Erm, I can see the ad right now.

jagorev June 5, 2008 at 11:45 pm

Still there.

GunsAndBitters June 5, 2008 at 11:47 pm

Again, still there.

RonaldReagansHair June 5, 2008 at 11:49 pm

Still there…

civan93 June 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm

There’s an echo here. And the ad is still there!

Shanghai Gumbo June 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm

Maybe it’s just some long-jawed big-eared fellow who enjoys his bananas, and the text pairing is entirely coincidental.

AngryBlakGuy June 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm

…you’re tech monkeys deserve a severe beating, because I’m still getting the AD

graceless* June 5, 2008 at 11:52 pm

This ad is wrong, of course. But in this forum, where we all want our Hopey elected, we want him elected enough to be nice t HRC’s crazy followers just to make it easier on our Hopey. is doesn’t do the damage it would elsewhere. It’s right to have it removed. But as we are all adults we understand that Wonkette is going through a transition, and we will not hold it against you. We know that this site is trying to do what most site cannot even imagine. But get it down soon. And give me my damn star back. Thank you.

graceless* June 5, 2008 at 11:53 pm

By the way, it really is still there. But my star is sadly not.

Ken Layne June 5, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Please say you can’t see it now. I’ve killed the whole adstrip.

Mrs. Rhonda June 5, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Just logged on and it’s still there

SloppyCronkite June 5, 2008 at 11:55 pm

Ad’s still there. Pretty sure the Interwebs are racists and resent not seeing their creator win in 2000.

itgetter June 5, 2008 at 11:56 pm

That is one inadequate black monkey.

(also, ditto to graceless)

kplo June 5, 2008 at 11:56 pm

okay, now they’re (all) gone

RonaldReagansHair June 5, 2008 at 11:57 pm

Mine’s gone

jagorev June 5, 2008 at 11:58 pm

Okay, ad’s been replaced by Snorg girl. Thank God.

shortsshortsshorts June 5, 2008 at 11:58 pm

You fucking fool (with love). You are now getting page views without ads? Denton would eat your ass for this.

Jewdishoowary Square June 5, 2008 at 11:59 pm

Not seeing any ads at all right now. Lock your tech dudes in a room with Alan Keys until they figure it out.

Mrs. Rhonda June 5, 2008 at 11:59 pm

The monkey’s gone, as far as I know

WadISay June 6, 2008 at 12:01 am

If your website manager could kindly make his services available to Al Quieda, we could all breathe a lot easier.

Condiments-Only Diet June 6, 2008 at 12:02 am

It’s gone. Good work!

Hopey McSlamdunk June 6, 2008 at 12:02 am

I bet the kewl kids over at Gawker don’t have no freakin’ monkey teeshirts…

RonaldReagansHair June 6, 2008 at 12:03 am

That sponsor owes a lot of money to that on-racially transcendent bar owner in West Virginia — what a rip!

ladymacbeth June 6, 2008 at 12:03 am

you know, we could give you our spare change / side of the car / in the sofa / ’cause we believe in you’ fund / thingee…

you guys could just ask.

RonaldReagansHair June 6, 2008 at 12:05 am

*non-racially transcendent

RonaldReagansHair June 6, 2008 at 12:05 am

Maybe you guys could get Caroline Kennedy to vet your sponsor list?

Hopey McSlamdunk June 6, 2008 at 12:06 am

[re=8797]ladymacbeth[/re]: Yeah, like they do over on the Wickeypedium. That would be all right.

Or we could get the “Hillary in the House” guy to put on a musical to raise money!

Ken Layne June 6, 2008 at 12:08 am

Eh, the motherfucker submitted an ad with a standard hopeful Obama t-shirt, then switched it out for this racist bullshit.

I approve all ads, myself. A monkey eating a banana captioned “Obama” is not going to get by me, no matter how drunk I am.

b bab June 6, 2008 at 12:09 am

I would give wonkette money easier than I would give amnesty international money. I think that makes me a horrible person.

Hopey McSlamdunk June 6, 2008 at 12:11 am

[re=8803]Ken Layne[/re]: Ken, a pox on his house! Let’s rain down punishment on him like he was a MySpace suicide sockpuppet and we were O’Fallon, Missouri.

Josh Fruhlinger June 6, 2008 at 12:13 am

FYI, kids, I have BlogAds on my site, and sometimes even after the adstrip has been revised, the old version lurks in the “cache” of your browser, just as racism lurks deep in the heart of American society. The former problem can be solved by reloading the shift key, while the latter will require many more years of Hope and change.

InsidiousTuna June 6, 2008 at 12:14 am

[re=8803]Ken Layne[/re]: Eh, don’t worry. How long are you planning on going without ads?

graceless* June 6, 2008 at 12:15 am

Hey folks, if they don’t have ads, they will charge us. As I would prefer not to pay, let’s not be mad. Correcting them on an error is different then being angry. They will get it worked out. They love our Hopey as much as we do. Give them a break. They are trying to do something that hasn’t been done before. It’s do-able, but daunting.

ronaldpagan June 6, 2008 at 12:15 am

All the ads are gone for me. Nice going, Wonkette!

Ken Layne June 6, 2008 at 12:16 am

[re=8808]InsidiousTuna[/re]: Oh just until the ad crew gets that thing off the strip. There is a night crew, so it should be only an hour or so.

Josh Fruhlinger June 6, 2008 at 12:16 am

[re=8807]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: er, that is, by reloading while holding the shift key, not whatever incoherent nonsense I just typed.

Iggy Plop June 6, 2008 at 12:16 am

um, yeah, it’s gone. but …. i kinda want to see it now. now that there’s been this fuss and everything.

WhatTheHeck June 6, 2008 at 12:16 am

Thank god I missed all this earlier.
This shit ain’t funny and I’m glad I Missed it.
Now, I would threaten that advertiser with a law-suit upside his dumb-ass head.

obfuscator June 6, 2008 at 12:18 am

[re=8803]Ken Layne[/re]:

Thanks for dealing with the problem promptly. A less scrupulous blogmaster would have said that the t-shirt needs of hardworking white Americans should be met.

NotUrEvryDayWEzl June 6, 2008 at 12:20 am

Whoa, integrity. I’m starting to feel a tinge of “hope” or something…

Nope, it was just a burp. But i’m still “whoa-ed”.

ALIVE! June 6, 2008 at 12:20 am

… and Travis Childers said nothing.

Ken Layne June 6, 2008 at 12:21 am

The “hilarious” thing is that I wrote a whole post tearing a few new assholes into these rednecks who were selling similar shirts in Georgia: http://wonkette.com/390464/rednecks-enjoy-obama-monkey-t+shirt

Domestic Goddess June 6, 2008 at 12:23 am

[re=8803]Ken Layne[/re]:

Thank you for being ready from day one.

jagorev June 6, 2008 at 12:24 am

I’d pay a monthly subscription (say, about $5) for Wonkette if it included more, uh, community/forum stuff and story or diary submission features. The totalfark or somethingawful model, if you will. Not clear if this site has enough users to make that worthwhile.

Just throwing it out there, because it’s late and I’ve been drinking.

Hopey McSlamdunk June 6, 2008 at 12:25 am

Again, I repeat my call for an internet witch hunt. We can get those unfunny ‘Kos enlisted, fire up the torches, post this dude’s contact info, and fuck us up some cracker.

(Of course, there are the moral ramifications of that approach, the privacy and other concerns, and the general liability issues for our Wonketteers, but it sure is fun to make believe I’m an internet superhero. Thank you for letting me share.)

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:26 am

[re=8801]Hopey McSlamdunk[/re]: We could have a carwash or a bakesale.

RonaldReagansHair June 6, 2008 at 12:30 am

Seriously, good job getting rid of this ass clown’s ad in a very timely manner. You should make his name mud by exposing the guy and decreasing his pool of future victims (if you can afford the lawsuit). That’s what you poor shlubs get for taking an hour off from your baby to go get dinner.

Canmon (the Inadequate) June 6, 2008 at 12:30 am

It is obviously a chimpanzee, not a monkey, but I guess all primates look alike to some people.

graceless* June 6, 2008 at 12:35 am

[re=8823]Ken Layne[/re]: I remember that…

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:35 am

I don’t know how many of you, if any, have Facebook, but you can be a fan of Wonkette, and I just discovered the Wonkette Facebook Group, with 3 people in it.

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=18303785909

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:38 am

Okay, 4 members, since I joined. But you can add photos and video, so people should join it, so that way we can look at pictures again.

jagorev June 6, 2008 at 12:42 am

[re=8836]tunamelt[/re]: But if I joined, you all would know my real name, and then how would I keep working as Hillary’s chief campaign strategist??

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:46 am

[re=8839]jagorev[/re]: I hate to break it to you, but I don’t think you’ve got too much job security as it is…

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:48 am

[re=8839]jagorev[/re]: I don’t you think have too much job security as it is…

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:49 am

Dammit.

obfuscator June 6, 2008 at 12:50 am

[re=8839]jagorev[/re]:

Have you recently received an email directing you to turn your expense account receipts by the end of the week? Did the email also ask you if you happened to have $20 million that you could spare?

yourwildhorses June 6, 2008 at 12:51 am

dude, ad. block. plus.

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:56 am

Wow, there are seven people. I guess if it gets really big/active you could see if Wonkette could ever be a subscription service…

Smoke Filled Roommate June 6, 2008 at 12:57 am

[re=8846]yourwildhorses[/re]: Yeah, that’s what I was sayin’..

Johnny_Zhivago June 6, 2008 at 12:58 am

But imagine if this ad turned up at 3 o’clock in the morning!

Ken Layne June 6, 2008 at 12:59 am

[re=8846]yourwildhorses[/re]: No, dude. Ad block the sites you enjoy for free and those sites will go away. Real world example coming up soon at Wonkette. Be a “rebel” on your own dime.

yes, we can (drink heavily) June 6, 2008 at 1:03 am

There’s also one a wonkette facebook page where you “become a fan”… presumably, by “fan,” they mean terrorist.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Wonkette/6714602333?ref=s

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 1:08 am

[re=8856]yes, we can (drink heavily)[/re]: Now we will all know what we look like. Judging from the thumbnails, we are all either relatively young and attractive, or good with Photoshop.

metropolitan June 6, 2008 at 1:09 am

dude. will all due respect to you and obama, you guys gotta make a living. either get with a better media network or deal with the shit that’s bound to come up, you can’t be too sensitive.
i say this as someone who works in the advertising industry and in my early days was relegated to making obnoxious “punch the monkey and get a free ipod” ads so i might just be justifying myself…

Smoke Filled Roommate June 6, 2008 at 1:25 am

[re=8852]Ken Layne[/re]: I come to this site to enjoy the content, commentary and only that. The content itself will always keep me laughing and interested. That’s all I really want. Do I have to buy a bunch of shit and acknowledge others’ websites (just for a mere click) to make this site sustain itself? C’mon..

AnnieGetYourFun June 6, 2008 at 1:50 am

[re=8836]tunamelt[/re]: Um, so I joined, and now I’m all freaked out that people from Wonkette have… faces. I know, I know. It’s FACEbook. But even seeing my own face kind of freaked me out there.

[re=8864]metropolitan[/re]: DAMN you and your monkey-punching.

Oh, and Ken et al – I’d totes pay a subscription to keep Wonkette going. No one else tolerates my drunken blathering about being actually butt-fucked by random Republicans that I pick up at bars, and $5 a month would be cheaper than the therapist that the judge ordered me to see.

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 1:55 am

[re=8891]AnnieGetYourFun[/re]: Well, we can’t all be sandwiches in real life, too.

Shanghai Gumbo June 6, 2008 at 2:06 am

[re=8878]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: Hmm yes it’s almost as if this content you come to enjoy costs certain people money to maintain

konstantConsumer June 6, 2008 at 2:09 am

hopefully the wonkette facebook page will actually do something. i’m the rakish young man with the castro hat and the big ass glasses, btw!

Cicada June 6, 2008 at 2:11 am

[re=8852]Ken Layne[/re]: Thank you for removing the ad. I’d also be on board with a subscription fee. Thanks for keeping Wonkette alive and kicking!

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 2:13 am

[re=8899]Shanghai Gumbo[/re]: Freedom costs a buck oh five.

[re=8901]konstantConsumer[/re]: I’m the nerd in the graduation gown.

Son of Mark Penn June 6, 2008 at 2:29 am

Jim Newell has one facebook friend in common with me!

OH MY GOD I AM ALMOST FAMOUS

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 2:44 am

I clicked on the newly appeared ads. Hopefully I made you guys at least .33 cents.

I strongly encourage all of you to join the Facebook group if you have not already done so…

http://www.facebook.com/wall.php?id=18303785909#/group.php?gid=18303785909

Whore diamonds for everyone.

TGY June 6, 2008 at 4:47 am

Eh, ads happen. At least you finally have the monkey off your back, I presume.

No way am I joinin’ the facebook thing! I shall remain as anonymous (as possible) like Zorro or Zero or whatevs. MOO HA HA! Also, I must make sure Hills can’t track me down for boff sessions, because all of that is soooo last month.

TGY June 6, 2008 at 4:49 am

[re=8911]tunamelt[/re]: What are you, nuts? Karl Rove checks that nightly to update his hit list.

Odder June 6, 2008 at 7:05 am

[re=8919]TGY[/re]: Yah I hear the kool kids are using Plurk for booty calls anymore.

nhunter June 6, 2008 at 8:04 am

So how old do you think that “Snogs T-Shirts” girl is anyway?

NotAnEvilLobbyist June 6, 2008 at 8:14 am

[re=8904]tunamelt[/re]: Nerd in a graduation gown? Around this time of year, that is about half the Facebook community, doesn’t exactly narrow it down.

bitchincamaro June 6, 2008 at 8:16 am

Hope this doesn’t get me banned, but if it’s
smarmy right-wing merch you crave, go here:

http://0cents.chainreactionweb.com/product_info.php?products_id=30

Humble Pi June 6, 2008 at 8:44 am

[re=8807]Josh Fruhlinger[/re]: Dude, I need some technical help. I think I successfully unloaded the shift key, but am having trouble reloading it. The little spring thingies won’t go back in the little holes. Help!

Whore Diamond in the Rough June 6, 2008 at 9:36 am

[re=8803]Ken Layne[/re]: and that motherfucker was Harriet Christian. Don’t let her age fool you into thinking she can’t work the interwebs.

Whore Diamond in the Rough June 6, 2008 at 9:38 am

[re=8797]ladymacbeth[/re]: I’d actually throw a few buck to Wonkette. Crooks and Liars’ site monitors act like assholes most of the time.

Whore Diamond in the Rough June 6, 2008 at 9:42 am

[re=8817]WhatTheHeck[/re]: Yeah, I was a little taken aback when I saw it. The thing is, alot of blogs can’t control the ads most of the time, that’s why you might see some conservative ads on liberal blogs (eg, Glen Beck ads on C&L). I wanted to write to them, but I just assumed I would hear the “wish we could, but we can’t” speech.

jagorev June 6, 2008 at 10:11 am

[re=8878]Smoke Filled Roommate[/re]: you don’t have to click, but c’mon, the ads are hardly an annoyance worthy enough of blaocking – the more adviews they get, the more likely it is that Wonkette will survive. And if there’s an interesting ad, I’ll click on it once in a while just because I like this site and would like to see it stick around.

NoWireHangers June 6, 2008 at 11:03 am

[re=8803]Ken Layne[/re]: For this ad creator’s treachery can we start plotting to CRUSH him? Some kind of Wonkette stealth attack? I’m guessing he punked you after the post condemning the Curious George shirts.

tunamelt June 6, 2008 at 12:39 pm

[re=8934]NotAnEvilLobbyist[/re]: Well, I’m the one who made the “Hi, My Name Is…” discussion thread thing.

There are 43 people in the Wonkette Facebook group, now, for those of you playing the at-home game.

Geep June 6, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Even if he punked you and submitted a nice happy Obama shirt and switched it out for the racist shirt, you still should have known not to accept ads from George Allen.

queerbubbles June 6, 2008 at 5:33 pm

Mmm… integrity. Yummy.

bago June 6, 2008 at 7:51 pm

I work with online ad targeting. However it looks like you aren’t using doubleclick so I has no usefuls advice.

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