Wonkette
- WE’RE SORRY, WHAT UNIT OF TIME WAS THAT?: Barry Obama took a “victory lap” around the Capitol today during which some reporter asked him about Hillary’s catty speech last night: “I thought Sen. Clinton, after a long-fought campaign, was understandably focused on her supporters. …I just spoke to her today, and we are going to be having a conversation in the coming weeks.” When the time comes, Hillary will give Obama directions to the grassy knoll where she wishes to meet. [Politico/The Crypt]
“Hillary will give Obama directions to the grassy knoll where she wishes to meet.”
You know that tea felt better going in my mouth, than it did shooting out my nose.
The reason for high energy prices right now is the ever-increasing appetite of Hillary’s Reality Distortion Field. She must be stopped before we’re reduced to Flinstone technology.
…if Barry doesn’t take Hillz as his VP she going to NASA on his ass, you know; drive across the country in a diaper with a kidnapping kit in the trunk!
I am actually starting to feel kind of bad for Hillary. She is like everyone’s clinging, bitter ex who refuses to let go long after you’ve made it clear you’ve moved on.
No; she will send for him on her Chappaqua mansion on a day full of gray clouds, look into his eyes which will then take on a hypnotic swirling, convince him to put her on as VP, then send him off with instructions on when to take a bite of this apple she hands him.
Shorter Obama: I may send her an email or two as I interview people who I’m actually considering for VP.
lumpenprole:
Flintstones, duh.
…back, and to the left.
…back, and to the left.
Perhaps Barry can appoint Hillary chief of NASA, and she can be the first one on Mars, and be president of that.
Just wait ’till Barry taps Bill Richardson as his VP and watch the shit hit the fan.
Barry’s definitely a classy guy, but I remain suspicious. He is, after all, a political animal and experience has shown them all to be lying conniving butt-fucking weasels. As I sit here, bible and Remy 870P at my side, I wonder if Barry is truly different or if he will sell our hopes and dreams down the river Styx once he is clothed in the garb of power and influence.
Nah…they are going for a boat ride on the “Bada Bing”.
Susie Gharib is HOT!
:twisted: 
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: …Yay! 2 NASA references!!!
“having a conversation in the coming weeks”
In other words: Let’s just wait a while to see how many of those “18 million” are left for you to use as human bargaining chips so I can better decide how much or little I’ll let you bite off my ass.
Hillary “Ex Lax” Clinton: Smoothing the way for her career to be flushed completely…
They will have a conversation “in the coming weeks.” So the answer is no. No VeePee for you Hillary. Your little extortion trick is not going to work.
COMING WEEKS?
We discussed this, Hillz. You have until the end of this week, remember?
There was a rumor at the Obama watch party I was at last night that she’d concede on Friday, one day after the 40th Anniversary of The Assassination, you know, just in case her snipers miss.
jagorev: She’s probably drunk-dialling him right now, asking where it all went wrong. That, or parked outside his place, waiting to see the lights turn out.
Why are some comments indented from the left justification? Arrghh!
Serolf Divad: A black guy, a mexican guy and John McCain walk into a bar…
No need to wait that long, she’s by the phone and ready for you at 3 a.m. big guy.
Somewhat askew of topic, but if/when Barry takes up McGrumpy’s offer of a town hall meeting every 48 hours until November, I have this dream that when the topic of the economy comes up, Jah-bama will just get up and say:
Cost of living get so high,
rich and poor they starta cry;
Now the weak must get strong,
They say, ‘Oh, what a tribulation.’
And then sit down…and spark a blunt.
Serolf Divad: I just hope I can hear her scream.
Yeah, she so could been the VP, if the months after Iowa hadn’t happened.
There seem to have been a lot of busses rolling around during the Democratic Primaries, but there is still one left, and we know who needs to go under it. Barry should invite a group of VP prospects to Chicago: A woman who is not Hillary, an hispanic, and a general (and Chuck Hagel). Just say “This is the start of the process,” and let Hillary stew as she gets knocked down peg after peg.
AngryBlakGuy: High Five! Or, NO, Pound it!
jagorev: Maybe she’ll realize he’s just not that into her before she truly embarrasses herself over the coming weeks with her shameless lobbying for the VP spot. Or ends up stalking him and Webb (Nunn, Richardson, whoever) on the campaign trail this fall.
When you put yourself up on that high a pedestal it can be a bitch to figure out how to get yourself down from it. Barack knows that, and assumes the Clintons wouldn’t make spiteful choices that might harm the party. Whether he’s right or not,I bet Obama can still win this thing without them…..not easily, but he can.
From Wikipedia’s entry on Barry:
Asked to name a “hidden talent,” Obama answered: “I’m a pretty good poker player.”
I’ll just bet you are, Barry. Hey, no rush on the conversation with Hills, yes? Let her stew for a bit to soften her up.
Hillary: Hello? Don’t the loadies hang out on the grassy knoll over there?
(And this is why I miss Jezebel.)
TGY: Exactly. Time wounds all heels.
TGY: LOLpoker analogies! Obama has a straight flush, while Hillary’s still bluffing with 2 pair…
Snark (mostly) aside, maybe Barry can put Hilz in charge of his VP search just to shut up the Cheryl Chamberlains et al? I do realize this sort of thing was tried in 2000, with horrible results, but just a thought.
Tits_LaRue: How dare you suggest that Hillary has only a ‘pair’ (of balls)!
Advocatus_Diaboli: I would equate that suggestion with “maybe Barry could just take a gun, aim down, and fire.”
You’ve never heard of Hillary Clinton? She’s the ship that made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs.
tunamelt: thursdaynext27: Actually, I think we, the American people, are the ones who’ve moved on to the handsome young black man, and now she’s going to stalk and kill us all. You’ll see. You’ll all see.
superfecta:
She’s outrun Paultardian starships. Not the local bitter-cruisers, mind you, I’m talking about the big McAiniac ships now. She’s fast enough for you, Obama… What’s the cargo?
jagorev: Naw, I said ‘2 pair’… she’s got her own and of course, Bill’s.
The gassy gnome of my fart is bull.