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In other words, the new server sucks ass?
Will the puter leet call us retards?
I finally registered today…but what’s up with the “first kiss” password hint?
Are you TRYING to remind me that I’m a bitter old woman who should be voting for Hillz?
Here you are people- straight from the Interwebs.
No lies here folks this recipe will manufacture methamphetamine this will get you into trouble if you do this BE CAREFUL!
First of all let’s talk about supplies:
* 1 Case Regular Pint size Mason Jars ( Used for canning)
* 2 Boxes Contact 12 hour time released tablets.
* 3 Bottles of Heet.
* 4 feet of surgical tubing.
* 1 Bottle of Rubbing Alchohol.
* 1 Gallon Muriatic Acid ( Used for cleaning concrete)
* 1 Gallon of Coleman’s Fuel
* 1 Gallon of Aceton
* 1 Pack of Coffee Filters
* 1 Electric Skillet ( If you don’t know what iam talking about i will have pics later)
* 4 Bottles Iodine Tincture 2% (don’t get the declorized it won’t work)
* 2 Bottles of Hydrogen peroxide
* 3 20 0z Coke Bottles (Plastic type)(with Lids/caps)
* 1 Can Red Devils Lye
* 1 Pair of sharp scissors
* 4 Boxes Book Matches (try to get the ones with brown/red striker pads)
* 1 pyrodex baking dish
* 1 Box execto razor blades single sided
* 1 digital scale that reads grams
* 2 gallons distilled water \
* 1 Roll Aluminum foil tape
Wow. After reading this I realize how healthy Meth really is.
@shortsshortsshorts: That’s too much stuff. It makes me tired just looking at it. I guess I’ just stick to Robitussin.
shortsshortsshorts: How’d you get a hold of Cindy McCain’s cookbook?
shortsshortsshorts: I was thinking maybe tuna-hotdish for dinner, but I’m sold. Kiddies…mommy’s cooking meth tonight!
May we have image and YouTube embedding back please?
Bluuurp!
I’m in! I’m in! Just in time for the Billary mercy euthanasia.
Excellent. The Real JR is back. Let’s do this. Where’s my chalice of Republican Baby Blood?
(Note: I “created” as per your suggestion of a tweaked username but I didn’t have to use a different email address. And voila.)
shortsshortsshorts: …is that Harriet Christian’s special recipe?
Excellent and well played. The Real JR is back. Let’s do this. Where’s my chalice of Republican Baby Blood?
(Note: I “created” as per your suggestion of a tweaked username but I didn’t have to use a different email address. And voila.)
So if your commenter name and e-mail doesn’t work,
then try another one?
Genius.
Look, look, look, look.
If you’re still not able to register after - what, almost a week now? - TAKE A HINT.
shortsshortsshorts: Please try not to blow up your house.
Great, now I have a new name, in a new city. I’m starting a new life. This time, no meth before tuesday…hey! it IS tuesday!
Welcome back The real JR, I was wondering where you had gotten to!!
shortsshortsshorts: Yeah, but a lot of that stuff is just for show. For instance, the muriatic acid will cancel out the lye. What you end up with is some funny-tasting crushed Sudafed, and it’s dumb, because after go to all the trouble and spend all the money to procure all that stuff you could have just paid a hobo $5 to buy you some box wine from the 7-11.
Nice server. Next time try to hold off on the discount purchases.
Godless Liberal *: I’m one of the idiots and refuse to take a hint. If I’m going to stop commenting I want an official ban.
wheelie: I was on an unbearably long Crown Royal run for HRC… man she can really throw them down. And her hair was so deceptively soft when I would hold it back for her. Puerto Rico was awesome.
I’m lying about all this, you know. It’s hard to express crazy Hilltard eyes over your keyboard.
pondscum: I keep wondering when the ban hammer is going to again be wielded.
Godless Liberal *: tunamelt: hockeymom: queeraselvis v 2.0: Aurelio:
You people have DIRTY minds. I was talking about making Paultard soup.
shortsshortsshorts: Is that the latest street name? I don’t watch COPS anymore so I just can’t keep up with what the kids are calling it nowadays.
If it isn’t, it should be. I might actually go out and buy a gram of “Paultard soup”
AngryBlakGuy: Yes. Spot on.
I miss embedding the Sara K. articles.
Godless Liberal *: With the excitement of everything being so fresh and new, I’m thinking it might be a little while. That, and Jim and Ken are and still transferring old comments by hand…
Godless Liberal *: I’m anti things that make you look like this:
http://www.drugfree.org/Portal/DrugIssue/MethResources/faces/photo_6.html
tunamelt: But when you call it Paultard soup, it sounds so delicious!
It’s Y2K I tell ya!
tunamelt: You got a problem with Tonya Harding?
tunamelt: Yeah, but none of them really looked all that great to begin with. Besides, you wouldn’t eat a diet strictly of Klinton Kool-Aide, so why not Paultard Soup? All things in moderation. In fact, that sounds like a great dinner for tonight…
tunamelt: *fap fap fap fap fap fap fap*
articulate moran: Not exactly. A bunch of people who re-registered just as the site moved got caught in some DNS wormhole hell, where the new accounts got just far enough to prevent re-registration of that same name/email, but not far enough to send the confirmation email so people could post. That’s what I’ve heard, anyway.
hey folks,
just saying how much I heart you guys! you’ve made this a heckuva campaign! can’t stay cuz my battery’s dead from following montana all day. This is history in the making. to even be alive at this time let alone participating! I’m so excited i gotta keep my legs crossed!…..Hillary
It works(?)
Godless Liberal *:
Wherever there’s a sexist comment, the ban hammer will be there.
It will be in the way guys post when they’re drunk. It will be in the way sexist post when they’re reading about Hillary and they know she’s the better candidate, and when the people are posting the stuff about the Snorg Girl in the threads they read - It’ll be there, too.
Finally… it works! I have escaped the wormhole.
Ken Layne: That’s what happened to this guy. I would point at myself but I’m not that far down the evolutionary path.
Why no data mining for Wonkette user details before setting up the new system? Surely you’ve got someone working here who was occasionally sober enough to do it and not get caught by the old overlords.
shortsshortsshorts: I guess it’s a step up from Scottish sheep.
Ken Layne: In other words, yes, the new server sucks ass. Got it.
I’m a wonkette-tard, but I’m in! 1/2 whore diamond, at best.
Membership has its privileges.
I finally got in. Hello everybody. Jim Newell was very helpful in suggesting that I read the instructions. Thanks, Jim!
yeah!!I’m in TOO!! OMG back with the cool kids again!Just in time for the Hopeyfest, hopefully?
and my comment Meth! It’s what’s for dinner!
Welcome back buddies! And no, the new servers don’t “suck.” They are actually awesome and super-fast, as you’ll see firsthand during this first post-migration liveblogging orgy.
But Gawker’s comment system is a thing Gawker built itself and we could not take it with us. The end.
elburrito sez: new name. same shitty attitude.
I hope we get “print preview” too, one fine day. Cuz I make a lot of mistakes and don’t want to look ‘tarded.
Thanks, Wonkette, for giving me something to do after hollywoodbitchslap. This is rad, now that I’m fat and bald and old and not cool enough to review Iron Man.