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Here is nutball Harriet Christian, the “older white woman” and New Yorker famous for ranting on the Internet about how the DNC is giving its nomination to an “inadequate black man.” She tells Fox News icon Neil Cavuto that Obama’s victory is illegitimate because “99% of the blacks don’t even know why they’re voting for him.” Touché! [YouTube]
HILLARY CLINTON
It’s true. 99% of bitter hard-working whites know why they’re voting against him, though (i.e., because he’s black).
Some black must have molested her in antebellum days when she was younger.
…dont make me ANGRY Harriet Christian. You wont like me when I’m ANGRY!!!
Cage? check.
Muzzle? check.
Thorazine? check.
Implementation? Soon.
Those damn second-class citizens!
Fox News, the last refuge for old lady bitters.
You go, Sideshow Harriet!
Um..what do these wackjobs say about the fact that he’s half (hardworking) WHITE? Does that count? Goddamn Morans
AngryBlakGuy: [Harriet sees you, hurries to the sidewalk across the street]
Must be loads of fun with the grandkids.
“Gangee, tell me a story.”
“Okay, we’ll read from “Hillary Clinton and the Stolen Election Because Some Uppity Inadequate Black Man Took It.”
“Awww, not again!”
This woman belongs in the Deep South. By which I mean hell.
I… Live… again!!!!!
Yes, She’s upset because 400 years ago her sister was killed by Othello.
Sure… Obama is inadequate. When he smacks your daughter with his “inadequacy” she will never go back. You know the old saying, “once you go intellectual, athletic, articulate, smooth, cool and hopey, you never go back.”
wow. Her voice is deeper than mine. Total nightmare fuel.
Cut back on the cigarettes, hon… the lung cancer appears to have spread to your brain.
It is totally unfair that this 2nd class citizen Hillary supporter who can’t even call you black but you can call her white is only able to make the national Fox News TV program. G** D*** the Democrats, g** d*** those inadequate black males.
Thank god that Fox is there to help the Democrats by helping this totally oppressed older Americans have the chance to finally tell the nation that she doesn’t think black people are worthy to hold this office.
Harriet isn’t being very racially transcendence, methinks.
…shit, it looks like John McCain’s mom has escaped and is off her MEDS again.
“The Democratic Party left me”
Why do I get the feeling they weren’t the first?
“I was for civil rights, but I’m also for equality for all.”
WTF does that even mean?
What a stupid asshole she is. Please somebody smack her.
I keep having these naive moments when I wonder why overt and despicably racist [sexist/homophobic/whateverist] people are given platforms. Then I remember where we live and who runs things.
Faux Anchor: “Everybody wants a piece of her.”
A piece of that withered old ass?
Ah, Fox. It reflects the temperature of our times, though does mostly resemble an anal thermometer.
She said she’s from Manhattan. I can almost bet she lives in the Upper West Side.
AngryBlakGuy: Can I team up with you and give her some of what “Audicity” is cookin’?
Dear Harriet,
Thanks for making my racist great-aunt look like Rosa Parks.
Sincerely,
A Bitter Obama Whitey From Tennessee
Dave J.: “They have the right not to be lynched, but they’d best not get too uppity.”
Jim Newell: …she is from N.Y. so she may be doing that a lot.
Remember, everyone, the more of these nut jobs that go on the air, the better for Obama.
Dave J.: Interpretted to me by a former Clintonista, it means “I’m for Civil Rights, except when applied equally to all non-white and/or non-female persons.”
There.
Why won’t the national media cover this woman’s true statement that Barack Obama has never ever had any experience doing anything while Hillary Clinton has been the official trainee for the Presidency for 35 years?
What’s weird is that this is like the most professional interview I’ve ever seen Cavuto give. Clearly he needs to be talking to more clinically insane people, because it brings out the best in him.
I for one am sympathetic. I think all women should demand adequate men, white or black.
Dave J.:
It means: “I was for civil rights, as long as the blacks don’t let it go to their heads and start thinking they’ve got a right to be president.”
Dave J.: He was afraid of her.
Harriet Tubman= Black Moses
Harriet Christian= White Armstrong Williams
“I think this is a personal issue, and I think it’s something that nobody has to be involved in, except myself.”
Just me, and my million YouTube hits, and the viewers of Fox News.
Dave J.:
Fox is loving this, because it plays into their whole: “the Democrats are a bunch of racists” script.
MathewBrooks: …if you want I can smack her with my penis! Because contrary to popular belief this “Black Male” is MORE THAN adequate, if you know what I mean!!!
keep it classy fox news! while i can appreciate the trainwreck-quality of this interview, they really oughtta keep this nutbag off the air, for the sake of her now-deeply-ashamed grandchildren…
Cavuto’s doing his best to keep from laughing, and soft-balling his questions like you would for a crazy but very rich old aunt from whom you want to inherit everything. Harriet Christian, on the other hand, is simply a charming and lovely woman. Oh, how I will regret not having her, and so many others like her, speaking directly to us from the White House over the next four years.
jagorev: Hey, watch it, Jago. I’m an Upper West Side native, and I resent the implication that we’re a bunch of self-righteous upper-class racists. That’s way more of an Upper EAST Side thing.
Rear Admiral Harriet Christian of the Army of Bitters (aka Queen of the Ladies Who Lunch). My guess is Jim Beam and Pall Mall Lights.
The resemblance to Mother McCain is resounding. Bat. Shit. Crazy.
I’m surprised that Ailes hasn’t already given Harriet her own show.
What you all didn’t see was the bit that FOX had to cut out.
Cavuto: “So you will not vote for Obama if he is the Democratic nominee?”
Harriet: “That Barack Hussein Obama is going to steal this election just like those inadequate blacks down in New Orleans when they stole and looted stores for food after Katrina. They just expect everything to be handed to them, don’t they? Well, Mr. Obama, I’ve got a long piece of rope and a pack of matches with your name on it. No n****r’s gonna’ run MY country!”
Stereotypes are terrrible!
Yeeeeah, Terrrrrrible!
Electoral College Dropout: yeah, I love that. Oh, yeah, bitch? Then why not restrict your talking to mad, incoherent rantings within the privacy of your own home?
DoctorCulturae: Oh no, not Pall Malls. Either Capris or Virginia Slim Ultra Light Menthol 100s, by the carton.
“I was for civil rights before I was against it”
AngryBlakGuy: with your luck, she’d like it, and you’d gain a bitter, white woman stalker.
I don’t understand the added “inadequate” insult Harriet. Has she seen some of Barry’s *ahem* “qualifications” we don’t know about and found them wanting?
She has obviously single-handedly kept the tobacco companies in business for the past 20+ years. Thank YOU for smoking, Harriet!
Serolf Divad: At least, before a woman does. But a black VEEP. That’s fine. He’ll make a great manservant, too.
Baconcat: YES.
I love that Neil admits that there might be millions of racists backing Hillary.
Also, did anyone notice that the news tag says “Christian: John McCain will be next President.” Are they trying to incite a holy war? oh, wait…
AngryBlakGuy: Yes it has been my experience that that is one stereotype that always pans out.
FunkyPalmettoBug: Why couldn’t she just stay home and kvetch? (Jews, is that how you spell that? Hmm?)
My 89 year old mother (who hates Obama because Oprah endorsed him) makes more sense.
queeraselvis v 2.0: Oh, you are so right!
Don’t count her out, she’s “still heeeere!” Songmeisters please assist…
queeraselvis v 2.0: FILTERLESS Pall Malls which she smokes with a roach clip.
Dave J.:
What’s weird is that this is like the most professional interview I’ve ever seen Cavuto give. Clearly he needs to be talking to more clinically insane people, because it brings out the best in him.
It’s the contrast. Like selling in a used car lot by putting the car with the obvious collision damage and an expanding puddle of radiator fluid next to the car that is actually on fire.
AngryBlakGuy: She’s probably zig-zaging across the whole damn city - no wonder she’s pissed off; it takes her three hours just to make it to Duane Reid for her meds, which is probably why she doesn’t take them.
queeraselvis v 2.0:
Perhaps Mistys, but definitely 100s, in any case.
Dear Harriet,
Oops, you’re racist!
thanks,
America.
Gopherit v2.0: you know, they ARE genetically predisposed to service. And shoe shining.
MathewBrooks:
Swisher Sweets, Canadian Club, and fried bologna sandwiches.
Would somebody get Grandma outta the gin?
The words, “lizard” and “hobo”, come
to mind when I hear that rasp.
loudmouthredhead: Don’t ask me, I’m only half Red Sea Pedestrian.
Dear Harriet,
Suze Orman wants her jacket back and I’m looking for a wife.
Thanks,
Satan
queeraselvis v 2.0: Hardcore Menthol use. You don’t sound like Elaine Streitch and Harvey Firestein’s lovechild otherwise.
NotUrEvryDayWEzl: Is that a pokemon in your avatar?
Do I have to choose sides in the race war or can I just watch?
Sigh. Fox is going to interview every bat-shit crazy racist jackass they can find for the duration of the election, aren’t they?
What subtle strategy.
I love how when she makes her comment about blacks not knowing why they’re voting for him, Cavuto goes “you really think that all the blacks…” and she cuts him off and says, “No, no, just 99% of the blacks.”
There’s that 1%, probably represented by the nice doorman at her building who calls her Miss Harriet and knows the names of all her grandkids, who she still respects. Thank god.
Another chance to disapprove,
Another brilliant zinger,
Another reason not to move,
Another vodka stinger.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
I’ll drink to that.
Sitting agape after seeing this.
Only in ‘Murrica
Does this bicth get the fact that it was predominently whites that supported Obama. Most black people were still kissing Hitlary’s ass.. Magic Johnson, Snoop Dogg, Gov of PA, the entire Civil Rights clan, Randal, Bond, Maya Angelou, Mary Francis Berry or whatevs..
The worst part is there are millions of Harriets out there.
Did anyone notice she was about to say “after all Bill and Hillary did for….” I am assuming the blacks.
Yeah, Bill made sure many blacks got stiff sentences for minor shit and Hillary couldn’t do anything for health care in her 8 years in office as the experienced first lady. At least Lewinski shined Bill’s sax and clossed the floors with her knees.
Baconcat: That would be The Cheat, an inarticulate little furry friend. Just the kind of furry friend to keep our friend Harriet’s pocket warm on the very lonely train to never-never land.
If Harriet lived in central Illinois, I’m 100% certain that she’d spend 6-8 hours a day at a local gas station playing the video slot machine.
loudmouthredhead: Oh, I see you’re plan, you just want all us jews to point ourselves out for you. Well it’s not going to work! Ha
Dear Harriet,
The Golden Girls called. They want Beatrice Arthur’s voice back.
Thanks,
Jean Weiss
BlackEuro.Observer: In fairness, every nation has tons of people like this, but America is the only one that gives them copious airtime.
“the democratic party left me, i didn’t leave them” has been the mantra of racist turncoats from strom thurmond to zell miller, and it continues to serve them well …
Why am I not surprised that it’s Faux News giving this stupid cunt her 15 minutes?
Go have another Pall Mall and bitch to your husband about how the neighborhood just isn’t the same since all those Puerto Ricans started moving in.
Harriet, what do you mean you haven’t left the Democratic party? You are stating that you will be voting for McCain? Do you see your hypocrisy??? You speak of sexism, but do you see that you’re being racist?!?! News flash!!! The civil war ended in 1865!!!!
Baconcat: @NotUrEvryDayWEzl: I believe that is “The Cheat” from Strongbad.
“As far as I’m concerned, I’m the furthest thing from a racist.”
Maybe a bigot then? A bitter old husk of a human being, who should be forcibly retired to FL?
I love how Neil gingerly handles her, almost whispering to her:
“Welcome, Harriet. Welcome to our fold.”
“I’m vary paa-shionate *hack* cough*”
“Shh. It’s ok…you’re among friends here. No darkies in here to scare you…Shh”
“the Democratic party has left me”
And I’ve never been more proud, you whore.
I can’t get over how much she reminds me of my grandmother, whose conversations with me would always go like this:
HER: That Jap over there…
ME: Grandma, you can’t call them that.
HER: But you don’t understand, I grew up during the war. I was terrified during the blitz of London.
ME: You lived in CANADA during the war! And the blitz was the GERMANS!
HER: I still don’t trust the Japs.
Sigh.
Just force her eyelids open, Clockwork Orange style, and make her watch Interracial porn that includes an actress with a Hillary wig and crotchless pantsuit.
I, Donna Brazile, do solemnly swear to open up a can of my mamma’s finest Woop-Ass and give it to this inadequate white bitch!
articulate moran: Gotcha! *checkmark* That’s two now….bwa hahahahhaa *snort*
Dave J.:
Dave, I think it’s more subtle here.
This “in your face” racism would get you hurt.
Slutty_Chola_Cobbler: The Govenor of PA is quite the Caucasian (okay, he’s Jewish).
Dave J.: Classic. For my grandma, replace “Jap” with “Puerto Rican”
wow, ms. christian, you take my breath away.
i wonder how many times her husband beat her before the divorce
Slutty_Chola_Cobbler: “Did anyone notice she was about to say ‘after all Bill and Hillary did for….’ I am assuming the blacks.”
Yeah, she got Cliff’s Notes of Pat Buchannon’s “Message to Whitey in America.”
Well, of course Harriet doesn’t care about the Supreme Court; her uterus (if it’s still there) is filled with gin and sand.
To the old school feminists, I get it, you thought a woman would be elected president within your lifetime and now it’s not happening and you’re really upset. I’m sorry. Sexism is still rampant in this country too. I acknowledge it and apologize. But your anger and spite are misdirected and you sound crazy. You are doing nothing to advance the causes you say you believe in, and are only setting back women in general by helping elect McCain and running your senile mouths on Fox News.
loudmouthredhead: For my story, replace “grandma” with “great aunt” and “Jap” with either “the black” or “n****r”.
TGY: No. It resembles the anal thermometer’s receptacle.
“In my opinion, I’m the furthest thing from a racist.”
She then continues to provide evidence that just maybe there is something further.
Crazy is willing to give up the supreme court to prove a point about gender equality, and it has nothing to do with race? Ignorant blacks don’t even know why they are voting for Barry? UGH.
That is some deep denial, right there.
Want to bet she refers to Obama as a shvartzer in private?
Everybody rise!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fwfimjV4dQ
Oh, ok. I’d prefer Nibbler, because he’d swallow Harriet in one comedic moment and reduce her to dark matter poop.
Baconcat: articulate moran: CORRECT.
superfecta: After Harriet’s rant, I think I’ll go to Barcelona. Curse you Sondheim.