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How much fun was had in Washington on Saturday? This much. Two more horrific examples of why John McCain will be president, after the jump.
As Perez Hilton would say, Zexy!
And don’t miss our own Liz Glover and Jim Newell’s on-the-ground coverage of this war.
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The one in the middle–that is one major cluster-blonde
…these people DESERVE to be disenfranchised!
I view this as confirmation that women can be as stupid and as ego driven as us stupid males are.
Just like us! Just like us! Just like us!
The stupid is mind-scalding.
Hillbot Counting 101,
AKA, Sexless in the Capitol City
One little, two little, three little Hill’rys
Four little, five little, six little Hill’rys
Seven little, eight little, nine little Hill’rys
TEN little Hill’ry gals.
John McCain had a little Hillry
John McCain had a little Hillry
John McCain had a little Hillry
White Little Hillry gals.
Jesus, the Audacity of Shrill..
In light of Saturday’s horrific events I think we can safely say that the Hillztardz are far far worse than the Paultards or any other ‘tard that has ever ‘tarded. They are terrible horrible whining crying sacks of shit. “Appease us! Appease us!” they cry. Oh, I’ll appease you–what did 5 fingers say to the face-SLAP!
I think we need to start having pictures of missing people on Soy-Milk cartons.
She-devil feminists must see McCain as a femme-fatale. That’s why they are so attracted to him.
Thus, Obama’s race has nothing to do with it, Does It?
Ha!Ha!Ha!
these “ladies” make my uterus hurt.
Sorry guys, I am now a diehard Hillary supporter. I am hoping that my undying loyalty will be repaid with a ride on Air Fuck One
I am not stopping until every one of the 375 million Florida citizens that voted for Hillary have been counted!
I couldn’t make it through the second one; what, with that retard on a bullhorn behind the pasty fat chick. Jesus, people. Go get fucking jobs.
Don’t blame women, blame the old.
Electric Zen: Nobody believes you. But ain’t it cool that we can reply now! Tee Hee.
tunamelt: I blame the Stupid. The Pills may also have something to do with it.
“Moo. Moo. I’m voting for McCain!” Enjoy your new Supreme Court you ignorant cows.
@ForTheTurnstiles: Yeah. If there had been more pills, these ladies might not have been born and might not have turned out to be so Schtoopid.
I’ve heard louder yelling at youth soccer games. These people are fake, and not nearly pissed off enough. Boo.
At least we should be thankful that nobody burst into “Hillary in the House!”
…talk about some of the absolute dumbest human beings on the face of the planet. The blond woman in the middle video is by far the most annoying/retarded. She isn’t from Florida or Michigan but she is trying claim that she is being disenfranchised?! The only conclusion you can come to from watching these idiots are that they are either RACIST or FANATICS, either way they have shit for brains. None of them can even put forth a logical argument why they dislike Obama so much, that they are willing to vote for McCain. If anything Hillary has actually HURT herself in the eyes of super-delegates and Democratic voters by having her “Hard working” and rabid supporters spouting racist rhetoric all over the internet and national TV. Every time one of her idiotic supporters goes on an incoherent rant about how Hillary must win or the sun will go super-nova; they are reinforcing the stereotype of women being emotional and illogical(thereby hurting the feminist movement and Hillary by proxy). I think when super-delegates see this they will realize that the party IS BROKEN and they cannot under any circumstances allow Hillary to take this to the convention.
@queeraselves v. 2.0:
Ya I was pretty sure the Aztecs were right about 2012 when that goddamned song came on. I’m standing by previous statements that the Hilltards are making the Paultards look normal at this point. Sooo depressing.
Seriously, 75% of these people are Rush Limbaugh listeners engaged in a zany bit of performance art.
At least, that’s what I tell myself, because the alternative is that humanity is truly stupid and destined to die in a few years.
I have never been more ashamed of my vagina.
So when did Hilary become squeaky clean? Blondie’s reason for being so utterly appalled by Obama seems to wallow in those nutty preachers and some shady guy allegedly buying him a house or some rot.
Have we forgotten:
Jorge Cabrera;
Johnny Chung;
The Castle Grande development scandal;
Watergate damnit!; and
Should I even bother to bring up her latest hijinks and penchant for ’stretching the truth’?
Have some cajones and just admit you don’t want Obama cuz he’s colored, ya’ll.
Assholes.
That is one angry gay man! Has Hillary become the new Liza?
AngryBlakGuy: Understatement of the year. Hillary’s future in the Democratic party is about as bright as Joe Lieberman’s. I wouldn’t be surprised if there is a serious primary challenge to her as Senator next time around. Her chance of getting the nomination in 2012 if Obama loses is the same as yours or mine.
The middle lady’s bleach job on her hair? That’s called a problem.
Redd Foxx was right. “There’s nothin’ uglier than an old white woman”. (Hey, try that comment over on that “Jezebel” site…I dare you. Not me, I’m scared of the older ladies).
The middle video is proof that if chins were superdelegates Hillary would have wrapped this thing up in California.
Rodney Badger: “DENVER, DENVER, DENVER…”
These bitches need to fly their asses back to the kitchen… it’s dinner time!
Seriously these bitches are fucking batshit crazy! It’s ignorance like this that really scares me.
Is that first one a woman or a man? Seriously.
TJBeck: It’s manbearpig.
But yes, it is a man, kinda.
What do we want?!?
[confused pauses, mumbles, frantic looks at friends to figure out what they want]
When do we want it?!?
NOW!!!!
The first guy is right. It’s not about Obama, it’s about yo mama.
I love Lane Bryant’s argument:
1) The DNC is just handing the keys to McCain, because of Obama’s weaknesses. (No mention of Hillary’s lack of charisma, history of dirty politicking, business dealings, or foot in mouth disease. It’s painfully obvious Hillz is a prime candidate for swift boating.)
SO,
2) I’m voting for McCain out of spite. Obama is bad news! He’ll never get my vote. McCain! Give him the damned keys!
So, basically Walnuts! will win *sob* because the DNC is MAKING me vote for him!
I don’t want to, but I have to, because Barry ate my babyyyy. My hands are hogtied!
that middle blond with the rack gives no meaning to the term ‘desperate housewives’.
new, that was “NEW” meaning…
siiggghhhh.
Man, if you had told me three months ago that there would be a group of political supporters more irritating, more self-obsessed, more zealous, with a tone more apocalyptic and with arguments less sound than the Paultards…
Mista Eko: Exactly! It makes me wish that Paultard would come back so there was a basis of comparison.
Calling all nerds!
Now go iron my shirt. You too, t-shirt boy.
Jeezus H. Christ. Haven’t we seen enough of these freaks? Am I the only one who thought that this sort of idiocy was confined to Rethugricans or Paultards? If I want to watch this sort of carnival act/freakshow/meltdown, I’ll just watch that guy from the 90s who used to lift weights with his scrotum . That’s really more appealing than these people and their “I was brain dead during Poly[sic] Sci 101″ ravings.
Can’t we get back to a new Endless Cummer or something? Or does the new Blog-o-Rama software frown on that sort of tomfoolery?
Ha, did you see the sign on the third video? I thought it said cunt at first. I guess that would have been appropriate since she said she was going to vote for John McCain. What a cunt.