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After Hopey's victory lap yesterday, I wouldn't be surprised if started getting love confessions attached to the superdelegate endorsements

Personally, Im waiting for the COYTOE endorsement before I make my choice.

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Because even bad girls (and boys) deserve good wages.

And the certified the results of Guam, so he'll get a super there that said that he'd back the winner of the primary.

More supers need to just suck it up and declare. They can use her race-baiting as an excuse-- uniting the party.

Having progressive supreme court justices, ending the war, and raising fuel efficiency standards are much more important than your damn cat.

Um, what's up with her .5 of a superdelegate endorsement? Is that .5 some sort of zombie super who doesn't get a full vote, or what?

That TIME cover plus noon o'clock means it's drinking time!

That pic needs a light blue teddy bear photoshopped in the crook of his right arm. Maybe some glittery stuff and a small sticker of a unicorn with wings.

Then it would totally be ready for some teenaged girl's wall.

@HomoPolitico: GHOPAC fully recognizes our sister (or brother, whatever) organization COYOTE and is pretty damned sure they'll endorse Barry in a still, small voice of strumpets or possibly trumpets. Whatevs.

Come on Hopey, you can win!

I am stuck between visions of Chris Rock's version of the Inaugural Address with him running around while he speaks and Dave Chapelle's Black President.

So, I'll bet the line to be his Secret Service agent in charge will be really long.

Can someone explain the half superdelegate thing to me? All I can figure is that maybe Gotham City DA Harvey Dent is one of the superdels.

@jfruh: Robert Reich is also a half-delegate

@jfruh: Democrats abroad's supers are only worth 1/2. (Yet... Guam, American Virgin Islands, and Puerto Rico are 1...)

Yesterday: beefcake jeans video
Today: the endorsements flow in?

Coincidence?

They like Hopey's butt.

Update: that Yahoo link is now saying he's now got 4 superdelegates, leaving him 4.5 off off Hillary's total.

@TGY: I'm looking forward to see who COBRA endorses.

He just got another one...that Mr. Super blogger guy/superdelegate just went Obama.

@FloraWay: I don't think anyone wants to see Barry lose WV and maybe KY after the superdelegates shift over and Hillary ends the campaign. You've waited for months ... just a little longer.

When will she take her ballz and go home? (Again, I ask)

@Tawmn: She has three or more...the question is, and I think that we've maybe hit on the real reason she won't drop out...she CAN'T drop out, because if sh were to do so, she wouldn't have enough hands to carry all her balls home with her.

Maybe Gollum...er, Carville...will help her, but surely he's not strong enough to carry more than half of one of her mighty testicles.

@AfghanVet:
Cedric the Entertainer had a good bit about the first black president on "Kings of Comedy."

"The president fight too much...."

@NotNotLickingToads: Gollum has to carry his wife's, too, so he really cannot help

@Doglessliberal: He should let himself be filmed in those jeans and with two top buttons undone on the shirt. Megahot.

According to ABC, Hopey has two more supers than Hils (one of hers jumped ship today).

Yay!

@AxmxZ: you know Michelle's going to have veto power on the staff and interns. No hot young straight chicks who will be swarming around Barry.

The only person left to coronate Barry is Gawd himself, or herself, or itself depending on your particular belief. The only Gawd that doesn't have a meaningful endorsement is the Mormon one, and Mittens is taking that to hell with him anyway, warlocks.

@HomoPolitico: I've think heard of Coyote Ugly; are they the phone-sex workers?

@Doglessliberal: I'm more concerned for Barry's virtue than the staffers', frankly. Even if Michelle populates the White House with straight boys, it's prbably a matter of time before Barry starts getting notes passed to him in the toilets.

@FloraWay: I know they have 1 super, but can they vote in the general?@Doglessliberal: If only Hillz had that kind of sway...

@baxterthepug: YAYYYYYY!!!!! So what is Hills possibly going to use to justify her continuing this race now? She has more WHITE supers?

@AxmxZ: At least we know Barry isn't going to reciprocate any of the feelings for the admiring young men (homo or hetero) unlike a republican. To avoid a lot of (but not all) unwanted gawking and infatuation, he should not wear jeans to work. Actually, his ass looks good in any pair of pants, so scratch that idea.

@AxmxZ: Woah! I can't even process that right now cause the imagery is too damn HOT!

@audicityofhope: Hey, you never know. All that adoration might go to his head. He's only human, after all.

And I say he should wear only the best, most elegantly-tailored outfits to work. Because he's going to be the President, god dammit, and he *should* look like ten million bucks.

(With the dollar tanking, a million bucks just doesn't buy as much 'handsome' as it used to.)

@audicityofhope: The cases aren't analogous. Repubs have to pay young men for sex, whereas Barry will have them standing at attention. It remains to be seen whether such attentions will go to his head. He's only human, after all.

And I think he should wear only the best-tailored, most elegant suits to work. As the POTUS, he *should* look like ten million bucks!

(Given the tanking dollar, a million bucks just doesn't buy as much ht as it used to.)

Gah, the delayed posting, arg!