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Hey, these animated .gif have jumped the shark. Just sayin'.

If we keep on insulting Hillary, she's going to drop out before her big Kentucky win...

Will he accept Tardbux?

...well Hillary is out of luck, she would have a hard time buying a superdelegate lunch at this point

I just looked it up, and only U.S. citizens can vote in national elections. I thought legal residents could vote too. I guess I was wrong.

@AngryBlakGuy: zing!

So, if Hillary just loans herself approximately $500,000,000.00, she could possibley win the nomination.

If only Mitt Romney had thought of that. Oh, wait, he did? And it still didn't work?

Damn.

Yea, but it's a Messican super delegate. What's the exchange rate?

Hmmm. Usually that sort of thing is illegal.

But then, in Miami they just held a big public party for Luis Posada Carriles, a terrorist who blew up a plane with civilians 'cause he thought it would somehow make him an anti-Castro hero, which it did.

So, maybe "illegal" is always relative.

@EnBuenOra: Leave my relatives out of this.

I guess I will have to be the second to say:

Mittens, it's time for your big comeback!

Why isn't this guy a Republican? He's clearly got the increasing-government-efficiency thing down pat, what with cutting out the middleman and all.

Is that....animated bacon?

Delicious.

What's with the dancing bacon?

Bacon is way better when it's smiling at you and flapping its little arms around.

@shortsshortsshorts: Than what, when it's skittering around the bottom of a frying pan screaming for mercy?

yummmmmm ...bacon

I've got some Beaver Bucks leftovers from Hustler Club in N.O. They're a little stuck together, so you can have emall, yogi berra.

The most she can afford at this point is the vote of his left nut.

If Clinton gave me some dancing bacon, I would do everything in my power - to make sure I got some more dancing bacon.

@Gopherit: That's a really funny image you have implanted into my brain. Now I have to go home and boil lobster.

$20 million is a lot to ask from someone who probably only tips 10%.

the dancing bacon is good, but he's no banana.

Doesn't giving John McCain $20 mil run afoul of FEC laws?

Not at all on point, but it looks like Chris Matthews has started going to Lou Dobbs' colorist. Beautiful.

It's like a hostage situation!

"Gimme the money and I promise to give you the vote unharmed."

@metropolitan: Seriously, wtf is that? It looks like it has boxing gloves on. Boxing bacon? Huh?

@ALIVE!: I don't know what the hell it is.. I thought it was some kind of candy thing.

mmmmmmmm. bacon.

oh, sorry, time for witty, substantive post:

I don't get it. Hillary? Bacon? Eh.

+ Watch video

Bruno Ganz as Hitler as Hillary

@IrasGlasses: You must get paid for every video you post.. True or False?

Steven Ybarra, you're crazy. There. Now somebody has said it.

Dancing bacon? There IS a god!

@IrasGlasses
That's even funnier than the motorcycle Hitler...