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But what was she supposed to do? She's only a girl!

How 'bout just "fat"...

All of Hill's money folks are apparently in a panic.

Sorry Harvey, you picked the wrong horse.

Harvey is wealthy so he should get whatever he wants. It's only right.

Nu??

@StoneSoup: I agree. Who has the audacity to question our corporate overlords? Certainly not Nancy Pelosi. I mean, she's a woman for godsakes !

Undoubtedly he was chewing on a cigar, and his paunch threatened to burst the vest of his three piece suit, and he was filmed from below (the most sinister camera angle) while making his threats.

He is also fat for a living. Watch out Nancy! He's going to eat you!

@magneticfields: You just gave me the vapors.

Well, considering his line of work, he has probably been blown by a few coked out wannabe 'actresses' and now thinks he is a politician

Those movie guys know John Travolta, and he could get his fellow Scientologists to put the whammy on things, so you better let them have what they want.

Tom Cruise is being eaten by Jabba the Hutt! I'm not sure whether to run away in terror or stand up and applaud wildly.

It's a wonderful sight to see the eelights screaming. Outside of Hollywood, who gives a shit what the fuck Harvey Weinstein thinks?

His shit fits brings tears of joy to my eyes...

Harvey has much in common with the working class uneducated voters of West Virginia and Kentucky. Why, just the other day he signed off on a mult-million dollar piece of shit movie that he'll run in their Appalachian multi-plexes for weeks on end.

I thought he was lobbying, but then I saw this is about Michigan and Florida. Oh Christ.

I loved the re-vote plans.

Wow, who would have thought that Barry wouldn't be crazy about the idea of Hillz supporters paying for a new election? Nothing says democracy like rich people paying for an election for their friend.

God Tom Cruise is SOO GAY.

Harvey Weinstein's passionate support of Hillary is principled and beyond reproach. As one of society's leading jay-oh-ohs, Harvey is no doubt mortified at the risks for Israel that an Obama presidency could create. Also, as a mortifyingly sleazy Hollywood power broker, he knows evil when he sees it, and then he gives it hundreds of thousands of dollars.

What is about Hilz that attracts these giant man-babies? Do they want to suckle at her withered teat?

I just grossed myself out.

Please let him have said,"I'll never work this town for you again!" in his best Pacino. That would make this hackneyed bullshit complete.

thank god hillary hates teh elites.

if Space God L Ron "Old Motha" Hubbard allowed tomkat to vote in Human elections, it looks like he'd be for obama as he is clearly trying to strangle a big fat piece of Hillie's Anti-Math Police.

The guy must really have money if he can wear Tom Cruise as a necklace.

Speaking of Pelosi, HuffPo reports Obama walked onto the floor of Congress to "say hi" to superdelegates. Isn't that odd? A senator walking in while Congress is in session and taking votes?

[www.huffingtonpost.com]

I have worked on countless movies with this douche. He and Hillary deserve each other.

Obviously this is some sort of 50s East German biological lab plot to spread Mark Penn clones throughout positions of power.

In the old days
that would be called "extortion".

@norbizness: Oh, beautiful.

[www.huffingtonpost.com]
Now Hillary is penning little love/hate notes to Obama about Michigan and Florida:

I am asking you to join me in working with representatives from Florida and Michigan and the Democratic National Committee to arrive at a solution that honors the votes of the millions of people who went to the polls in Florida and Michigan. ... The people of these great states, like the people who have voted and are to vote in other states, must have a voice in selecting our party's nominee.

Sincerely,
Hillary Rodham Clinton

Of course, since Obama wasn't on the ballot in Michigan, the "millions of people who went to the polls" don't say anything about Obama. Yet she implies it does, because she is fucking annoying as fuck.

More to the point, Harvey Weinstein makes movies about hobbits. It's all coming together, people...

True fact: I knew Harvey quite well when he was half of Harvey & Corky, concert promoters in Buffalo. [Yeah, punk, I said Buffalo! What of it?]

Beneath the facade of the curmudgeonly blowhard, there beat a heart of... well, not gold exactly, something a little less precious, but still fairly decent...

[Miramax was named after his parents [he ran it with bro Bob] Mira and Max, long since deceased, as I recall. See, he's not all bad.]

Haven't seen him in yonks. Don't think he does blow anymore. Hence, cannot understand any rational reason why he would hallucinate that he should have any pull with Pelosi, let alone any reason to care about what happens to the dels from MI or FL.

Then again, his biz being based on IOUs and other assorted chits, he's probs just trying to curry favour with the next regime. 'Ceptin' that it won't be the next regime.

Next up: Harvey tries to wrangle Obama into a cameo in the next Chris Rock/Tucker vehicle.

@Cicada: oh foul. Ew ew ew. I need some mental floss to clear that out.

@Cicada: I just imagine the milk that comes out looking like spoiled cottage cheese mixed with chilli. Inexplicably, it smells like a mix of nail polish remover and rotting tuna.

I'd suggest to Mr. Weinstein that he haul his fat ass over to the DNC and get a position there on the rules committee so that he can have an opinion that matters. Otherwise, STFU. (By the way, Harold Ickes voted to deny Florida and Michigan as a member of that committee. Haha)

@RaptorAvatar: Since we determined in an earlier thread that her withered teats are, in fact, torso-mounted testicles (breasticles, if you will, or perhaps teatsicles). As such, I imagine their secretions are quite spunky.

@baxterthepug: The Clinton campaign would have voted to dump Antrax in Michigan and Florida if things had been reversed...

Well at least Hillz still has one flamer fighting for her. I would have liked to have listened to that phone conversation between Nancy and Harvey.

"Look here, tutz, you're not gettin' anymore of my money if you don't follow through with my plan. You understand? If Michigan and Florida aren't seated at the convention, I'm gonna waddle my queer fat-ass down to your office and make you wish you had never heard the name Harvey Fierstein!" (silence) "You understand me, Pelosi?!" (dial tone) "You bug-eyed skank!" (hangs up)

I'm just glad it wasn't Harvey Fierstein throwing around threats. I loved him in that thing I saw him in.

@Cicada: That reminds me of a good Neil Hamburger joke:

Why does Madonna feed her children rotten dog food?

Because that's what comes out of her breasts!

Tom's not the tallest of people around yet he's hovering above Weinstein.
So my question is, is he standing on Harvey's paunch or his penis?

Oh Harvey - calculating compounding interest is a toughie - you probably missed that day in 6th grad math - so we'll just give you a pass on the inability to concieve the breadth of your insignificance in monetary America today....But let's try again!

Start Here:
- Forbes List of Top 400 Wealthiest Americans starts at 1.3 BILLION - (approx over 1 BILLION dollars more than your rumored net worth (250,000,000))

First...
Start with your current 250,000,000 and add an additional salary of 2 MILLION dollars annualy (100% invested)

After...
20 years with a respectable 10% average return and a 3% inflation rate

Now....
Time warp your money back to the present and you still don't have enough money to get a spot on the Forbes 400 richest Americans.

You are one broke-ass mother fucker.

@Canuckledragger: "cannot understand any rational reason why he would hallucinate that he should have any pull with Pelosi, let alone any reason to care about what happens to the dels from MI or FL."

This may be pandering to a stereotype, but I do believe it is true - Mr. Weinstein is concerned that Obama does not show the appropriate, hmm, respect to the nation of Israel.

@FloraWay: Yup, kinda like when some of one's dad's friends, who happen to be SCOTUS, decide to appoint him the president, even though him lost the popular vote.

Tommy Girl looks like he's getting an impromptu prostate exam.