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Why take responsibility when you can pop more pills, right Rush?

A few Republican given the choice of Hllary, McOld or Obama voted for the person they thought should be president.

Strange days.

I wonder if he really believes what he's shoveling.

Let's all come up with a pill-addled episode that led to that San Andreas Fault gap on his forehead.

Pick up your pencils and ... begin.

He sure seems to like sucking on that cigar... I'm just saying...

@baxterthepug: speklaing of shoveling crap, holy moly! The Bushtard has dropped lower in polls:

[www.gallup.com]

that would be "speaking"

This just in:
Rush allows sunrise today.

"And sometimes a cigar is just a smoke?"

Fat? Check.

Balding? Check.

Middle-aged? Check.

White? Check.

Republican? Check.

Likes his stogies impossibly long? Check.

Works a stogie like a meatpole? Check.

The prosecution rests...

@Canuckledragger: ...That makes him Hillz' base, right?

@Canuckledragger: Must be a $20 Bob Allen special cigar.

His audience of bitter old white retirees and home-appliance repairmen

And, judging from my neighborhood at least, the DHS delivery guy. Dood blasts Rush from his truck 24/7.

@Canuckledragger: Don't forget a number of former wives...

Oh noes! I forgot to send him a card for National Blowhard Day today!

@RebelliousRhino: Reminds me of a line from one of George Carlin's stand-up acts.

"White, pussy, businessmen sucking on a BIG BROWN DICK!!"

Listen, if you had to pop the number of pills that would allow you to live with yourself if you were Rush Limbaugh, you would have troubles telling an old white chick from a black guy also.

Well said everyone. He's a big, fat blowhard as evidenced by the big fat cigar in his big fat pill hole.

I don't think he was telling people to vote for Hillary because he thought she would be easier to be (although she would be); he was telling them to vote for her to prolong the Democrats' nominating process, which without question helps McCain.

@Doglessliberal: ...that approval rating might not even be all that accurate in all reality it may be even lower than that. This is because of the exodus of Republicans leaving the party to become either Independents or Democrats. If you factor in all the people who were formerly Republicans he has to be down in the mid 40's somewhere amongst his former "base".

Operation Psycho.

I would like to take this opportunity to remind everyone that Darren Kagan (sp?) of CNN fame was his f*ning girlfriend.

I have never been able to get over that.

And now Kagan's possibly returning to CNN? KNN? Whatever

Ah, Elk Grove's finest.

operation cocksucker

Operation Pharmacy

@Rob_Peter_to_Pay_Paultard: They should redo Mt. Rushmore and carve in four heads of George Carlin. Each with a different facial expression.

@AngryBlakGuy: I still see lots of "W" and "Bush/Cheney '04" stickers on (huge, expensive) cars around here in Alexandria, so I think those who have not been run out of his Admin on corruption, obstruction, perjury, etc charges probably still live here.

I believe they call this "Magical Thinking"; something Rush, Papa Bear and all Fox Pundidiots have in Spades!

They truly believe that their actions and words have "magical effects" on those that actually listen to them.

Deep down, these guys know one thing. They are the Right's version of political entertainment. If their was a leader in the bunch they would run a company or for office. But, they make shit-loads of money doing the two-step for idiots who think coming up with snappy terms like "libtard" is just good comedy.

he's not dumb, he's managed to get paid really well for doing this. Call it irresponsible, amoral or an existential joke, but dumb it ain't.

Hey Rush - I've got an Autodildo 4000, some glass, and NO lube; and I'm just waiting to fuck you so hard that you scream in pleasure, then bleed to death.

@RebelliousRhino: Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.... Sometimes.

Old Pilodinal Boy knows effete. He can smell the stench of it over his man musk from a mile away. How he can even stand to be in the same country with a bunch of chardonnay-swilling pussies like the Dems is beyond me.

Why, he probably has half a mind to flash back to his days as a SEAL in the 'Nam, biting through a Viet Cong's jugular like a sinewy panther, and.....oh yeah, that's right.

Rush must recognize effete from looking in the mirror every day.

Don't try to read to much into Limbaugh, like he's involved in some hall of mirrors operation he learned from Sun Tzu's Art of War. He's just a conservative loudmouth who rationalizes anything that pops into his head for the maximum psychological comfort of his Oxycontin addled brain.

Maybe the cigar reminds him of his vacations in the Dominican Republic, being all brown and dick-like you know.

I think Rush is advertising with that cigar.
"Hey, you got a bigger one fella, bring it on."
Remember his marriages last like 30 minutes.

How long before Hillary references Rush's latest conclusion on Obama?

@BaconCat: Nah, he's as dumb as a freakin' rock. Lots of dumb folks make money, and then they spend it on pills, transvestite hookers, ... the list goes on. I mean, you can't listen to him spew and not come away thinking what a dumb-ass he is. You just can't.

He is so freakin' high in that picture he can't even open his blood-shot eyes!

"He can get effete snobs... but Democrats do not win with that."

I'm adding him to my "If I ever see him in the streets" list....

We don't all have limp wrists, you fat fuck.

@Doglessliberal: ...Im assuming you are talking about Alexandria Va? Considering that Virginia has quickly turned into the "Corporate Headquarters" capital of the U.S. it makes sense that these people who get paid in stock options would support their meal ticket. Here in South Fl. people who voted for "W" remind me of those times when you are in a packed elevator and someone farts. No one will admit it but you damn well know someone did it! The few jerk-offs who do openly support him are generally non confrontational because they know he is an azz!

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: ...I already have him on my "You would be smart to stay out of arms reach" list.

My mom was one of those Texas Republicans who voted for Hillary.

She showed up at the caucus with this smug look on her face...call me naive, or idealistic, but I think it is just so pathetic to try and fuck with the other party by voting in their primary. That's just malicious, and petty, and underhanded. Shouldn't the focus be on helping your candidate win, fairly, because you believe s/he is the better candidate, rather than trying to sabotage the other side? I know that the whole "Republicans for Hillary" thing didn't even make that much of a difference, but it's an example of such dirty tactics, and I was just really disappointed to see my own mother involved.

/end rant

@AngryBlakGuy: ...and my "If you are crossing the street and Im in my car..."list.

@Dave J.:
Sweet!

(singing) Fly by night away from here!
Fly by night again!

Oh, wait.

...this so called "Operation Chaos" thing is pretty fukking stupid and Un-Democratic. But in all honesty is someone voting for someone to screw up an election any worse than someone voting for someone because they would like to have a beer with them? Ironically many of the people who are taking part in this fit into BOTH groups!

@AngryBlakGuy: yes, lovely Alexandria, VA, but the W people are contained in the "Old Town" neighborhood (where Carville and Matalin live as well, at least for now). Other areas actually have people with brown skin they did not gain via self-tanner or a week in Nantucket living in them, so fewer W stickers on cars there. In my neighborhood, we have Obama bumper stickers blooming like the spring flowers.

Dear Rush:

On behalf of gays everywhere who go out of their way to suck some serious dick, DO NOT WANT.

@codfish: that's an act, probably. And If I won the lottery, it'd be tranny hookers for you all!

I'm not generally one to believe in signs from God.

That said, Rush Limbaugh the radio host lost his hearing.

Sign from God.

Note to Rush, voting isn't like your peen. You can't just pop a blue pill and fuck the Demrats over.

Come on! The flop in the title was asking for a viagra joke.

In May 2004 Rush's third wife, Marta, grew tired of never
having sex with her homosexual
husband, and so asked for a divorce. Limbaugh complied after his
desperate wife agreed to never reveal the true nature of Rush's
sexual perversion.

Oh the link [www.pssht.com]

@AngryBlakGuy:

I know that NoVa is rife with the GOP herpes, but the reality is that the Governor and latest Senator are in office because of NoVa and the fact that while they are conservatives, they are fiscal conservatives and have realized that the current incarnation of the GOP has sold out to crazy religious nuts and CEOs who would rather pillage than lead.

Just sayin'.

His operation succeeded because everyone misinterpreted it's function. Everyone keeps saying he wanted Hillary in. All Rush wants is to keep the two candidates fighting each other rather than McCain...and it worked! And it will KEEP working until one or the other drops out of the race.

In the meantime, McCain benefits!

@chiefpayne: That was a reasoned and cogent argument, which leaves only one question: Who are you and what have you done with the chief?

As further evidence of Rush's influence on his core audience, just look at how successful his preferred candidate Romney was.

Gopherit,

I guess even a blind pig can find an acorn ONCE in a while.

@bambu: Daryn Kagan is an idiot, as a quick look at DarynKagan.com will demonstrate, so she can be forgiven. Crystal Bernard (the cute but fat-assed chick from the old teevee series "Wings") used to date him too, but it turns out she's a former child star of bible-thumper music, and, therefore, also: an idiot.

By the way, Nancy Pelosi is saying the race should continue as long as the two want to run.

Pelosi: Let the Democratic Race Continue
[blogs.abcnews.com]

Rush's sell-by date has come and gone. He's just a sad case of what happens when you mix too much viagra and oxy together.

The audience he has will get their clocks cleaned in the up and coming election, and provided the economy improves, and there is a Middle East solution, then all I ask for his that he leaves a note!

I like Rush's sneaky attempt at reverse psychology. I also like how the article compared him to Vizzini in "Princess Bride."

But I don't like Operation Chaos. Its effects may have been minimal, but before Rush said that, Republicans were going overwhelmingly for Barack. Now it is more like 50-50, give or take.

@ronaldpagan: Reverse psychology:
What Rush Limbaugh says is probably the opposite of what really is.

@chiefpayne: Yay! More race-baiting for all!

"Read my lips. W-H-I-T-E N-I-G-G-E-R-S. You are the ones who vote for Barack Obama. I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this message."

@shortsshortsshorts: True story. Remember when he was like "I'm doing John McCain a huge favor by not endorsing him?" That was like double reverse psychology, because everyone who was turned on by Rush Limbaugh's anti-endorsement was turned off by that. The man is a genius. I don't even know what he wants anymore.

Operation Chaos. Gee, a movement to plunge the Democratic Party into chaos.
Who didn't see that working...

@ronaldpagan: Amazing how I misjudged him as a fat drug-addicted idiot. I do remember that from months ago. What a strange man...

@chiefpayne:

Here is the problem with all of this. If Rush has such great powers to influence votes, why was he not able to defeat McCain who he hates with a passion. Further, how do you explain the large number of former Republians that were turning out for the Democratic primaries long before McCain clinched and Rush tried to pretend to be relevant to this campaign?

All this proves, along with Bill Ayers, Rev. Wright and most everything else the media talks about is that be it talk radio or cable news, they would much rather talk about meaningless fantasy than what is really going on.

@donner:
Comment on Rush Limbaugh's Dumb Pro-Hillary Scheme Flops go out en masse and vote for Hillary in open primaries, so that liberal Latino-American John McCain could at least have a small chance of winning in November. Actually, this premise of this article is incorrect. What Limbaugh was doing was trying to cause more problems in the Democratic primaries. It was never about Senator Clinton becoming the nominee. If Senator Obama was behind in delegates, Limbaugh would have asked his listeners to go out en masse and vote for him instead. He wants to cause more issues for the Democratic party, not necessarily elect Senator Clinton. Mako34

@friendlynerd: Severe Oxycontin addiction causes weight loss and hearing loss. God doesn't care about that stuff he's still working on an ass cancer script that will amaze.

@chiefpayne:
I agree. I awoke to his show from falling asleep listening to internet radio. He was saying how he couldn't believe how Obama isn't going after the criminal Clintons. What about all the people the Clintons know that end up dead? He doubts Hilz has anything else to surprise Obama with coz he thinks she would already have used it. He called Obama "The Messiah" for the libs. He is happy the primaries continue to divide the Dems. I think he's actually getting nervous about how Operation Chaos has made Obama a better and "different" kind of candidate. He quickly changed the subject to the magic of the markets:$200 barrels of oil.

@shortsshortsshorts: If anything could ruin a blissful oxycontin high, it would be sharing a room with Rush's pilodinal cyst.

Limbaugh molests collies.

I can not stand this disgusting swine!

He has to go to the Dominican and pay hookers for his disgusting needs. He is a hemorrhoid.

@SLUTTY_CHOLA_COBBLER: Nobody can; the amount of 'power' he ascribes himself is completely illusory..
A primary reason right-wing radio exists is to get to the sheeple; those who need someone loudly and angrily barking constant crap at them so they know what to believe, sadly..

@ronaldpagan: "Read my lips. W-H-I-T-E N-I-G-G-E-R-S. You are the ones who vote for Barack Obama. I'm Hillary Clinton, and I approve this message."

Hummm...seems that's coming from the Democrats. But...I thought they were the ones calling OTHERS racists???!!!