Can you imagine waking up in Indiana this morning, eating breakfast, maybe walkin' the ol' dog, not showering, getting in your car, driving to the local elementary school to vote in the Republican primary — the party that chose its nominee months ago! — signing in, showing your ID, getting into the booth and pulling the lever for Mitt "Willard" Romney? Can you imagine doing that? Can you imagine being that person, and having to live that person's life every single day?
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They probably thought they were getting George Romney.
I also dispute the idea that many of these voters showered or own their own car.
When Ron Paul polls higher than you, you know it's time to retire to your twenty wives.
Hillary is just glad to see that their votes were counted...
Ah ha ha ha ha! Maybe they thought they were voting for Hillary "Willard" Clinton.
Will wonders never cease? I guess his underwear is Magic.
10% for Aw-Shucks-Huck!? Aaaaaaaw, shucks!
Yes, and for the record that breakfast was delicious.
...and Ron Paul stays flat.
well i'm glad those voter ID laws are keeping the idiots out of the voting booth.
There's a huge polygamy sect somewhere in the state just waiting to be uncovered.
@Laura Ingalls Wildest: Promise you won't say anything... ever.
RON PAUL 2008!
Jim, they're "Hoosiers". All the Indianans were "taken care of" with smallpox laden blankies and pro-immigration massacres back in the early 1800's.
Go over the Rude Pundit and read his tale of when he used to live in Indiana. I'm just suprised that there weren't more write in votes for Timothy McVeigh
@Tits_LaRue: Sorta like the 10% of Dems who think Obama is Muslim.
Not only can I imagine it, I did it in Virginia less than a week after Mitt withdrew. Unless McCain picks a great conservative running mate (like Mitt) I may get up, have breakfast, shower, and drive to my kids elementary school and vote "none of the above" in November.
So, 40 percent of Americans are Republican, tops, right? And McCain can't get 80 percent of them to vote for him in a primary. That means his cap in the general election is 32 percent (because nobody's voting Republican this year unless they really are one).
This year is going to make 1964 look like a nailbiter.
Lets not forget the fact that RON PAUL FINISHED ONLY TWO POINTS SHY OF DOUBLE DIGITS!!!!!
ReVolution, people!
Woot!
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