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Hillary Replaces Bill With Gaffe-Proof Clinton Robot


Hillary has a new "Clinton" on the campaign trail who is incapable of making terrible racist remarks, because it is a dead "balloon doll" that cannot say anything at all. Bill Clinton has been locked in some lunatic's basement in Austria until Hillary somehow manages to take the nomination from Jeremiah Wright. [AP Photo]

12:50 PM on Tue Apr 29 2008
By Ken Layne
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