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Is that blonde balloon thingy a sex toy that Bill left on the plane by mistake? I think I recognize it from a catalogue.

And her eye goes straight to the red, white & blue double-dong.

...Dana Perino?

And with strategic cigar-holes it should keep the male Clinton busy just long enough for Hillary to embarass herself for once.

Jesus Christ people are nuts. Who in the hell made that thing?

I have a hunch that Hillz has one of those "Real Dolls" to cuddle up with at night on the campaign trail, custom-made to look just like Herself. I wonder how much extra she had to pay for the "dowdy" body type.

I'm thinking she's on the short list for VP.

First they carve Obama in butter, then they make a blow-up Hillary out of used condoms. What's next, a WALNUTS! mosaic made out of Viagra and OxyContin?

@AngryBlakGuy: Good call. I was thinking, "...random Fox news bimbo? Steve Ducey?"

Sigh...makes me long for a RealDoll that looks like Antonio Banderas instead of Gary Sinise. C'mon, Abyss Creations! Give us some new male faces. You got at least a dozen female faces.

That balloon sculpture reminds me that Bill Clinton will be available for children's birthday parties starting in '09.

Senator Obama, do you think balloon, Dildo, Hillary doll loves America as more than you?

much...fuck!

Bill Clinton, blow up doll, etc, al.

What is with Hillary's constant photo ops with creepy inanimate grinning dolls? First the Burger King dummy and now this. Are they the only ones who haven't thrown her under the bus yet?

Worst-selling item at Ye Olde Porn Emporium.

...Mrs. Bill? Ohnooooooooooooooo..

Gah..forgot:

The resemblance is obvious.

Secret Service be slippin'!

Hillary (in front of the person who gave this to her): "Oh, isn't that adorable? I thank you for all your hard work and hope I can get your vote!"

Hillary (after everyone is off the bus): "What the fuck is this shit? Is that bitch trying to say I'm full of hot air or that I'm a plastic blow-hard? All I know is, if this is a reference to Bill and condoms, I'm having her killed in the first 100. Now get this fucking Cthulhu Hot Dog monster away from me and get me a shot of peach moonshine."

That doll is evil, I tell ya, eeeeviiiiillllllll.

And the Ron Paul blowup doll stayed flat.

I think the balloon dildo doll is the secret source of her power. Would someone please pop it, I would love to see Hillaryous go flying through the air as she deflates.

What is that underlining Baloon Hillary's name? A whip? A light sabre? A star-festooned lipstick leaving a patriotic smear? A rocket ship leaving a trail of...of... WTF?

Judging from the doll's "hair" color and the lips-that-look-like-a-mustache-and-goatee-combo, I'd say it's a dead ringer for Ann Coulter.

Is the robot mute?

Is that made out of blown-up condoms?

@TGY: Exactly!

What bozo took the time to make that scary-ass thing? And is it just me, or does it look like BalloonHillz has pigtails? Does she think this new gimmick is going woo over some of the "young people"?

Balloon Hillary is more life-like than real Hillary.

...yet the balloon-surrogate, by its very balloon-nature, shares Bill's unavoidable need to get blown by interns.

@RebelliousRhino: Nope. Hillbot gets her power from a baker's dozen of young children each morning. Ripe, fresh, young children that she eats.

Those balloons are stuffed to the gills with Mena, AK leftover Bolivian Marchin' Powder...

Tomorrow, Hillary goes for a ride in a tank, a la Mike D. Although this time it's covered in the flowers that Iraqi children sent her after she helped greenlight this stooopid war. Ya know, it humanizes her.

Hmm, pigtails, 'white woman blackface' and little testicles for fingers... I don't know what to say.

I see a select group of the staff, after hours, with a case of Corona. Using a pin taped to a pencil, they take turns casually popping individual balloons. No one speaks.

This story is all blown up.

But what about Fusilli Hillary?

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