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Rambo would have been more appropriate.

Does that mean she's been traipsing around Siberia in an ultraseude combination jogging/pantsuit, lifting carts full of rocks, in a training regimen designed for her to beat the crap out of Dolph Lundgren?

I wouldn't want Rocky Balboa to be my president, either.

...all those in favor of testing Hillary's toughness by pummeling her face repeatedly say AYE!

I don't hate Hillary Clinton, I pity the fool.

She also has a bigger penis.

Appropriate, since the governor of NC looks like Burgess Meredith.

Of course Rocky is appropriate. In particular 1 & 2, cause she's taking on Apollo, er, Barack Obama. The way this is all going to end is like Rocky. Hilsbot will turn around at the convention after losing the delegate count and scream "BILLL! BILLL! BILLL!"

Unlike Rocky though, Bill won't be there to caress Hils battered face. Instead he'll be getting a hummer from that attractive Obama cultist cum college girl.

Or at least, that's how I see it.

Obama/Weathers '08

And Elizabeth Edwards is about to endorse her.

WHY? She has essentially lost. And if this is overturned by superdelegates... I wouldn't want to live in Denver.

Pandering and taking shots does not make you tough. Staying in something after you've already lost does not make you tough. Facing the fact that you'll never become president and dropping out to ensure that McCain doesn't become president-- that makes you tough.

Considering what Sly looks like these days, that's one hell of an insult. I mean the campaign is taking a toll but to say that she is less pretty than a 'roided out, botoxed up Stallone is cold. And I thought Mike was Southern Gentleman.

@ManchuCandidate: It is also important to note that Rocky's going the distance with Apollo Creed did not all but guarantee a victory for Clubber McCain.

Carl Weathers For President!

An insanely stubborn prez who refuses to change his/her mind despite the odds -- sounds great. Oh, and can he/she also be extremely secretive and vindictive against disloyal minions? We've never had a prez like that -- it would be awesome!

I don't think Adrian would have appreciated his life-partner being referred to as a 'pansy'.

Comments like that won't help Rockary win the pansy vote.

@AngryBlakGuy: AYE

@marSF: Yeah, and she calls it "Bill"

Speaking of flowers, Bush needs his Turd blossom back to guide him. He is, by turn, surly, rambling, and drunken live on CSPAN.

Ok, everyone, say it with me now:
...And Travis Childers said nothing.

A flower by any other name would smell as sweet.

Sly Stallone is backing WALNUTS! (at least per the McCain website graphic posted here the other day - the only "celeb" endorsement he could muster).

@God's Noitalinmo: Let's make sure that our president threatens to obliterate entire countries as well.

Put her next to Andy Dick, and that pansy will look like a lady.

@loquaciousmusic: A pansy named Dick who'll look like a lady, that's not only redundant, but it repeats itself.

@graceless: It's a giant feedback loop. Kind of like Hillary Clinton's campaign!

ironically, the pansy is a hardy flower. look at that snow.

No doubt - Balboa is prettier and more personable.

@marSF: Odd that steroids have such different effects.

It makes sense that Hillary makes Rocky look like a pansy when you consider they both refuse to go down for the count even though they are getting KILLED.

She may make Rocky look like a pansy, but she make Obama look like a Sunflower. She is wilting.

If he's going to use Philadelphia imagery, make her into the late great Frank Rizzo, who (in his own words) made Attila The Hun look like a faggot.

Let me know when we get to the part where her trainer slits her eyelids. I'm hoping the trainer is near-sided.

@AngryBlakGuy: AYE!

Waiting for the Sly Stallone presser:

YO! Easley, say that to my face, dude!