WE ALSO USED TO LIKE BILL CLINTON: “The headquarters of my foundation is in Harlem …. My Presidential library and school of public service are in Arkansas …. I try to save this generation of children from the epidemic of childhood obesity …. I am working on rebuilding the Katrina area in New Orleans …. I have major global-warming projects in cities all around America …. Most of the time I am out in America on the street …. I once gave a speech to a million people in Ghana.” [New Yorker]

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A writer and editor of this website from 2006 to early 2012, Ken Layne is occassionally seen on Twitter and writes small books and is already haunting you from beyond (your) grave.

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