Wonkette

We ran into a group of Italian tourists this afternoon in Philadelphia who hilariously thought we were a real news organization. They’ve enjoyed seeing “the advertisements about Obama and Hillary,” making them the first group in world history to have felt this way. But they don’t like either candidate nearly as much as they like their own new Prime Minister, Silvio Berlusconi! The mere mention of his name set off an avalanche of stereotypical Italian overreactions and blown kisses. Then we interviewed some child who is UNDECIDED STILL AFTER ALL THESE YEARS. Finally, we sneaked a peek at the Liberty Bell, which is fake, like YOU.