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Attention spendy Republicans: for just $1000 you can hang out with President Bush at the Connecticut home of evil old war criminal Henry Kissinger next weekend. And for an extra $10,000, you can even get your picture taken with the proud alcoholic bunny-humper who currently runs our nation.The fundraiser will benefit the Republican National Committee and Congressional candidate David Cappiello. Wonkette Operatives are COMMANDED to sign up for this once-in-a-lifetime event and get photographic evidence of Bush and Kissinger giving each other handjobs under the table while they drink O’Doul’s from the hollowed-out skulls of Vietnamese babies.

President to visit Kissinger in Connecticut [AP via Newsday]