Wonkette

Wonkette operative “Cris” writes: “I was out running on the mall during my lunch break when I caught sight of a smattering of Paultards with obscenely huge Ron Paul 2008 signs on the lawn of the Capitol. Just as I was swinging by the lawn, a ‘Tard was introducing the founder of a web site called Liberty Phoenix. As the speaker took the stage, a little girl who was walking around the area with her father began to flap her wings and say ‘I’m a liberty phoenix, I’m a liberty phoenix!’ Her dad immediately said ’stop that’ and dragged her away. Apparently the FDA mandated that ‘Tard speak was unsafe for children 12 and under.” Hey, HILL PEOPLE, go and take a photo or seven of the Liberty Phoenix right now!