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No you silly hobos, it wasn't "runt"! We all know how angry John "McNasty" McCain is, and since he only married Cougar Cindy for her beer money and firm bum bum, they would obviously have a dysfunctional relationship. According to Cliff Schecter's new book, The Real McCain, this one time in 1992, he went all "Hanoi" on her and called her a cunt. That is what he called her.
Three reporters from Arizona, on the condition of anonymity, also let me in on another incident involving McCain's intemperateness. In his 1992 Senate bid, McCain was joined on the campaign trail by his wife, Cindy, as well as campaign aide Doug Cole and consultant Wes Gullett. At one point, Cindy playfully twirled McCain's hair and said, "You're getting a little thin up there." McCain's face reddened, and he responded, "At least I don't plaster on the makeup like a trollop, you cunt." McCain's excuse was that it had been a long day. If elected president of the United States, McCain would have many long days.
That strumpet, always being playful about his age! But yeah for real he can't be president.
Book: McCain temper boiled over in '92 tirade, called wife a 'cunt' [Raw Story]
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honestly, i love how he went from "trollop" to "cunt".
Mmmm... trollops.
Real americans don't use the word "trollop", my friend.
Oh man! International Relations would be so hilarious!
"McCain '08, my cunts... I mean friends."
Allright, you had me until that whole "trollop" bit. This ain't 19th century London, and McCain ain't Henry Higgins.
that is some serious straight talk.
Sometimes the Viagra makes you say crazy stuff. Bob Dole has been known to call Liddy a "Kemp" during his three-hour boner bonanzas. "You crazy Kemp! You were supposed to help me win the election... Who's your daddy?"
Oh please. It's clearly a pet name, like hoebag, cocksucker, or pussbucket.
he'll be running the country like al swearengen ran the gem, except in a less charming fashion
...But that's not the end of the story...
"Immediately Cindy whipped John's ballgag out of her purse, strapped it on him and made him sign a "naughty" bill full of earmarks. This was the normal cue for the staff to leave the room and for the next two minutes all that could be heard was furniture breaking, underscored by the sultry sound of Johnny Mathis."
This man cannot hold the football. If you're willing to drop the C-bomb with little provocation, then a nuclear bomb seems trivial in comparison.
"Maintain this insolent tone and I shall have you committed to the work-house! 'Tis true what the gentle-men say about the frequency with which you drop your knickers!"
All just a misunderstanding. Cindy asked what he found most appealing about her, and he replied "Your cunt."
Nothing to see here, folks. Just move along.
Jebesus, if he's willing to call his wife that, imagine what names he has for Hillz.
There seems to be so much love. I wonder if he calls her Money instead of Honey.
Stay Classy John "Al Bundy" McCain.
Hey, this is just part of a venerable tradition. There are reports that Ol' Ronnie used to call Nancy a "size-queen whore"....
So if Ahmadinejad called McCain a dope, would we nuke Iran 5 minutes later? Hugo Chavez better watch himself!
He will run this country like al swearengen ran the gem saloon, except with less charm
@ManchuCandidate: Apparently McCain is one of those guys where cunt equals wife; and very, very, dear friend means "I'm gonna gut you like a fish and use your skin and bones to build a canoe."
And Cindy thought John's hair was thin.
No matter -- it's not like he doesn't know the difference between Shiite militants and al-Qaida. Oh, wait.
Perhaps 'cunt' is a compliment in naval/military-speak. I wouldn't know.
My friends, McCain invented the word "trollop" in the Age of Enlightenment, so I'm fine with him using it.
Just a reminder, John McCain is a nasty, little twit. I'd love to see him in a debate with Obama. In fact, that's probably where John will lose it all.
He was just reenacting his favourite scene from "Life of Brian."
Was that back when he was whoring himself out to the savings and loan crooks?
What's he call her when she really pisses him off -- come depository?
Simpsons writers on the commentary mentioned that they loved writing for Mr. Burns, because they could always use a dictionary of antiquated 19th century to spice up his unhinged ravings. Wink wink.
I'm just worried that he might judo-throw her so that she lands on the nuclear button, and then they'd have disgusting make-up sex while the mushroom clouds proliferate.
I thought there was a pre-requisite for becoming president that said you had to treat your wife like dirt and/or beat the shit out of her. Polk used to give his wife raccoon eyes, and that's when she behaved.
@23_Skidoo: Sorry, it was Hollywood Head Queen, not Size Queen that the Ol' Gipper called the Missus.
And God only knows what the Clintons have called each other. Of course, Hill and Bill can back up their epithets with hard, cold (and hot and sticky) facts!
What's the big deal? I regularly refer to Cindy McCain that way.
I wish he's used slattern instead of trollop. It's so much more on point.
Long days on the campaign trail. Tired. Edgy. And your wife busts your stones playfully? Yeah, I can see snapping.
But launching the C-Bomb? Better to just go into a monastary. First time I uttered that phrase around my wife was after I'd nailed my thumb with a hammer and yelled, "Owwww, you CUNT!"
It didn't matter. I still got shut down.
Sounds like a great relationship: mock overly-macho husband in front of other men; then husband treats you with utter contempt. Nice. And she is the one with the money, so what is she getting from staying with him? The man is insane, but he must have something.
I heard she had it coming.
John McCain = grumpier Abe 'Grampa' Simpson
@Doglessliberal: Well, if she puts up with his crap for 8 more years (maybe sooner, I am not clear when the magic happens) she will be full qualified to be POTUS her own self.
McCain/Smithers '08
@Doglessliberal: "The man is insane, but he must have something."
A prenup?
@2goatsforonecow: aha! There you go. Cindy in 2016!
@Doglessliberal: What he has are scars, physical and psychological. And Cindy McCain, much like other stupid women, thinks she can "fix him."
@weazel: Or his fav scene from The Vagina Monologues.
Well, at least he didn't call her a twat waffle.
@san antone rose: could be. Or she could still be popping pills and goes around stoned out of her gourd. That would help.
a man who thinks the word trollop is a viable insult is too old to be... OH WAIT.
Coincidently, the words I use to describe Mcain rhyme with nucking futs.
"And she is the one with the money, so what is she getting from staying with him?"
Exactly, you dogless liberal you. I think Cindy must be a world-class ditz who would make "Pickles" Bush look brilliant. Usually if a young woman marries an old man, he's the one with the money. Someone must have forgotten to explain that to Cindy.
Further hence there will be no mention or eating of tacos on the campaigne trail.
Let me get this straight. You're saying MacCain has got some nasty temper and that his wife Cindy is a cunt.
Next you'll be trying to convince me that Bush is drunk and Laura ran some guy over with her car in high school!
This is nothing. She once mentioned a liver spot on his arm and he called her a skullery maid and demanded that she get back to the nunnery, hence!
@Doglessliberal: you know Bill & Hil may have pet names for each other, too.
...which reminds me of the man who meant to ask his wife to please pass the tater-tots and it came out as "you fat bitch, you've ruined my life". Just a gaffe, you know. Possibly a Freudian gaffe.
@Monsieur_Grumpé: Twaffle?
McCain also called her an eater of broken meats.
@san antone rose: ...taffy-waffle?
Short of pulling out a glove and challenging her to a duel, his old fashioned ways are well-received by his rule-of-thumb toting Republican colleagues.
However, I carry "cunt" with a modern affiliation, so maybe he is getting up on the times, or was, before he went senile...
@Monsieur_Grumpé: I thought twatwaffle was one word. Of course, this is Cindy we're talking about, so perhaps "twat awful"?
@2goatsforonecow: right, "business partner".
Is John McCain going to have to cut a bitch?
@queeraselvis:
15,100 Google hits for twat waffle.
16,300 Google hits for twatwaffle.
I stand corrected and highly approve of twat awful.
But why does he hate America?
They still got this "cougar" thing all wrong: a "cougar" is a woman who dates a younger man which is obviously not the case with Cindy McCain. A "cheetah" is a woman who dates an older man. So Cindy is a cheetah not a cougar.
Whussup? Whussup?
Walnuts is illin' ...Cindy's assets are chillin/
Out of reach, thanks to Daddy's pre-nup.
Damn!
To be fair, wasn't 'trollop' exactly the category of woman McCain was into back before the whole POW thing? And after that? And while cheating on his first wife? Surely from him, that's a compliment.
@Pupster:
If he's willing to call his wife that, imagine what names he has for MLK in 1983.
Ed Schulz defended this account of McCain's alleged "intemperate" nature. "I've met Cindy McCain," said the red-haired liberal from the heartland, "and she is the cuntiest woman in the world. She's what we rural types call a 'horse-collar cunt.' Everything about her is cuntly. In no way should we impugn Senator McCain on the point that his wife, Cindy McCain, is a cunt because, really, she isn't anything else but a cunt."
He said "bunt." Few people know this, but John McCain has near-crippling flashbacks to Little League on an almost daily basis. Just hearing the words "suicide squeeze" will leave him in a fetal position for hours.
I loved reading the Trollope novels as a child! And watching them on Masterpiece Theatre! It is good to know McCain and I share so many of the same interests. He has my vote!
Strange. And here I was thinking that I'd never agree with McCain about anything. Now there's one thing... He's bridging the gap!
Also: reminds me of:
Animal Mother: You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is "poontang".
Are you sure tht he didn't say "learn to douche you dirty bitch!!!"?
But this makeup ladling c*nt is a proud c*nt. And you know why? Because she's an American c*nt. Proud of being an American c*nt every day and every second of her life, even on those days when her 1,000 year old mummy hubby calls her a vagina.
That hussy Michelle Obama should learn something from this proud all-American c*nt.
"Cunt" is the newsy hook but "trollop" is the real story.
Afterwards Cindy retreated to her walk in medicine cabinet.
Problem solved. Problem solved. Nancy Reagan just called Cindy and told her to set up a cuss box. Every time John says a bad word she will pull her box out, shake it, and he will have to make a deposit.
Cindy knows she has to put up with it and love him anyway, because he was tortured.
Now John McCain is unelectable in the remaining states & the convention! Now, all Ron Paul has to do is hypocritically call him on it, and Ron Paul WILL be our next Repubnlican nominee! Hooray!
You know, I have always liked Walnuts, for serious, and I am probably a little more conservative than most people on this site in a number of ways, and I'm not inclined to let one story like this decide my vote. We all have rough days. But this is about the seven hundredth story like this, and all together they do make me really worry about giving him the ability to blow people up.
Is there anybody out there who is actually qualified to be president, and if so, why aren't they running? Have we actually created a system that weeds out everyone but the pathological nutbars?
Trollope:[www.insidesocal.com]
Some trollops:[prettyboring.com]
A slatternly woman:[cache.wonkette.com]
Shocking photographic evidence that McCain is a Cylon sleeper agent.
This was sixteen years ago, when he was like....80
So McCain's British?
@Nabisco: They did before 1910.
That's a pet name in my house. I don't see what the fuss is about.