- Heard on the Hill: Rep. Joe Wilson gets grungy… Thursday’s Senate session to be scheduled around the Pope… Are you ready for the House’s greatest hits?… Barack Obama to prove himself through basketball. [Roll Call]
- Reliable Source: Chelsea vs. Jenna. [WP]
- Yeas and Nays: Dan Marino is staying out of politics… Barack Obama has got it in the shopping bag. [Examiner]
- Shenanigans: David Vitter to testify in D.C. Madam trial. [Politico]
- The Sleuth: The draft Condi movement heats up. [WP]
- Rush & Molloy: The Katharine Graham biopic brings out the stars, shuts out the relatives. [NYDN]
- Washington Whispers: Nixon, FDR, Johnson and JFK are all getting renovated… Dick Cheney only gets 180 days of safety… John Boehner wants Rep. Rob Portman to be McCain’s second in command. [USN&WR]
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