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If McCain picks Rice, they will lose horribly. That ticket would lose to Ross Perot. That ticket would lose to Pat Buchanan. What a stupid move. McCain should realize that about 99 percent of the United States hates Rice as much as all of the other Bush Gang members.

A McCrone-Rice ticket would definitely mean that freedom was on the march. And if we're lucky, we can catch a glimpse of it before it leaves completely.

Because, you know, McCain gets along with Condi so *well*... All our Princess Sparkle ponies and their dam?

Legendary competence!
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BEN-VENISTE: Isn't it a fact, Dr. Rice, that the August 6 PDB warned against possible attacks in this country? And I ask you whether you recall the title of that PDB?

RICE: I believe the title was, "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United States."

BEN-VENISTE: Thank you.

RICE: You asked me whether or not it warned of attacks.

BEN-VENISTE: I asked you what the title was.

RICE: You said, did it not warn of attacks. It did not warn of attacks inside the United States. It was historical information based on old reporting. There was no new threat information. And it did not, in fact, warn of any coming attacks inside the United States.

So he has a shortlist of 20, and Condi's NOT on it? Who the hell is?

...and draft Condi...FOR IRAQ! Hell.

Lieberman... written 20 times

Unrelated to the whole Condi-4-VP article, but infinitely more fun reading, is the "Don't feed the Pages!" article underneath, wherein we find this billet doux from Dale Kildee: "Exchange no gifts with a Page having a value in excess of $50.00."

$50 must be the Congressional page equivalent of four whore diamonds.

@weazel: Lindsey Graham, 19 times.

@queeraselvis: So what kind of gift, pray tell, does a page valued at less than $50 get?

More important question: Do I really want to know?