Wonkette

Ummmm...where are the pictures of Montag? It is already past noon.

I didnt know they had a Baaltimore in Argentina. BTW, for a moment I thought that said Jenna Bush and SAMMY Hagar are moving to Baltimore. I think we can all agree that pairing would be, like, infinity times more awesome.

NATO is his only audience these days. Can't the President just sit around at home on rainy days and watch baseball like everyone else?

It's so unfair.

Were the other NATO leaders mean to the prez?

@qwerty42: maybe they wouldn't let him give them shoulder rubs as he likes to do with Merkel.

Hager's friends are buzzing that President Bush's future son-in-law will be going to work for Baltimore-based Constellation Energy.
Just in case you were wondering what stock to sell short in these otherwise boom times for the energy industry.

I wish that HBO show the Wire were still filming in Baltimore! Then Jenna Bush could get a walk in role as a hooker for some pimp daddy drug dealer.

And Hager could get a walk in role as some obnoxious kid trying to score drugs in a bad hood who gets roughed up. Actually that will probably happen for real.

@Miss Perception: She could find those W.M.D.s for her dad. The hoppers are all over that shit.

Question is, which Fell's Point bar will Jenna frequent while her hubby is exploiting third world resources?

Jenna has actually slimmed down quite nicely for the wedding. It seemed like just yesterday that wonkette was accusing her of being pregnant. Those were such innocent times. Before this whole Clinton/Obama mess.

If only Qadafi could protect Boehner's liver from the ravages of the drinks cupboard.

Omar needs to initiate our Frat Boy Son-in-Law-in-Chief. The game's out there, and it's play or get played. That simple.

You know, I was disturbed enough to learn that Michelle Malkin apparently lives here, and now we might be getting our own Bush twin. That plus Omar's death means that all the joy has gone out of this filthy little burg.

Seriously, the Bush-Hagers will obviously be living in some compound on the Severn River. Henry will be whisked back and forth to Constellation Energy's headquarters in a hermetically sealed SUV, while Jenna stays at home, lounging about a vast, empty mansion that will increasingly smell of desperation and Southern Comfort.

Is it the Libyan sun that turns Boehner's skin that weird orange color?

@jfruh: life in Charm City.

You know, Baltimore isn't just a place with high per capita murders.
We also have the highest disparity between city and county high school graduations in the country. Go for #1!

*vomit* Please Jenna, don't ruin Baltimore for me by moving over there.