Wonkette

The dumb girl from MTV’s The Hills program — which follows her and another dumb girl and their boyfriends and their internships — has endorsed John McCain. And McCain responded, because some reporter actually took the time to ask him about it! McCain said,”I’m honored to have Heidi’s support and I want to assure her that I never miss an episode of ‘The Hills,’ especially since the new season started.” So now we know that. [Swampland]