Wonkette

The current Miss USA, Rachel Smith, is America’s most beloved and trusted source for political analysis second only to David Broder. So why did she clam up around one reporter for the Las Vegas Review-Journal? Doesn’t she know it’s her right and her responsibility, as a citizen and an elected leader, to tell the American public exactly what she thinks about conditions at Walter Reed Army Medical Center?Apparently not. Instead she just wants to concentrate on kissing dolphins and shaking hands, because she is a sellout. The baby Jesus cries and feminism suffers a mortal blow when a young woman whose job it is to travel the world being nice to people can’t come up with a brief thousand-word discursus on Zogby versus Gallup. Shame on you, Rachel Smith!

Miss role model: safe and sanitized [Las Vegas Review-Journal]