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You know, if Barack's pastor touched little girls, he would have gotten up and left that church.

Uriah Heep is AWFUL! And so are their groupies!

I feel sorry for the clergy -- we expect them to sincerely maintain that Mary was a virgin and Saul of Tarsus wasn't a raging moral tyrant -- and on top of that we're shocked when they turn out to be dishonest? The poor bastards don't stand a chance.

He merely 'mis-touched.'

Hillary: "now, now, he's been my mentor since i was 7 years old!"

dude, everybody knows the rules. if you go to his church you are personally responsible for everything the pastor does.
i myself had to drop out of the catholic church as i just couldn't take fucking another altar boy.

I never knew Daryl Hall hung out with Janis Joplin.

Isn't this a it farfetched? This guy was a pastor in Clinton County in NYS. The county isn't even named after Hillary.

Or are you claiming that New York State is Clntomn countyr, so she's responsible for everything that happens there?

Does this mean we're going to get an uplifting speech about transcending the politics of pedophilia?

Are you sure this article is about some 'pastor'?
--- Assistant District Attorney Doug DeMarche Jr. then read a note written by the girl, who did not appear in court Friday.
"Bill made me sad and scared," DeMarche read. "I thought I did something wrong, because I trusted him." --- Keep trying, Monica.

Hillary can no more disown him than she can disown her husband.

@Omnilation's Dog: already in the works. carl stanley mcgee is the keynote speaker for the convention.

Let's talk about this:
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The more I read about pastors, the more I likke pandas.

Remember the other day I asked you what the definition of irony was, and you said--

Obviously nobody who argues that the Clintons are completely political animals who never do anything without considering the potential consequences on their political careers has ever seen that photo.

Comment on OBAMA'S PASTOR LOOKING BETTER ALL THE TIME That's "Clinton pastor" as in Clinton, the city, and not Clinton, the presidential candidate you dumbshit.

@nycguy: Yes, of course we are claiming that New York State is Clntomn countyr. It's in the Bible.

@Dave J.: Nah, that was just them hedging their bets in case the Revolution actually came and screwed with their plans to climb the Establishment ladder. Nobody was ever dragged more reluctantly into the counterculture than those two; I totally believe that Bill didn't inhale.

@Lazy Media: Clntomn countyr sounds more like an incantation from the Satanic Bible.

@jagorev: There's a different kind of Bible?

Unfortunately for comedy, this wasn't the Clintons' pastor, he was a pastor in a place named Clinton.

@ThatGuyFromNewHampshire: WHAT?? You don't say! Too bad about how you are banned.

MORE COWBELL!!!

Sorry, had to be said.

I wonder if Barry Gibb stole the look from Bill Clinton or the other way around?

What doe the citizens of Clinton have to say for the fact that they lived there with this Pastor for years?

@Omnilation's Dog: Where, there go the Republicans who were contemplating crossing party-lines in the fall. Not voting D now.

Who would Jesus touch?? Probably not a seven year-old.

Americans want a religious president, and they want a president without a crazy pastor. Can't have it both ways.

Bill looks sexily bearish in that photo. But also like he might listen to Phish.

From article, douchebag defense lawyer reacts to little girl's mom after little girl's mom calls child molesting perjuring priest a liar:

"I believe she [little girl's mom] shows her own lack of Christianity by referring to people as liars," Aney [douchebag defense lawyer] said.

I must have missed the part of the sermon on the mount where Jesus said that you shouldn't call child-molesting perjurers liars.

Fun is fun, but isn't it time for an update to that home page teaser? As much as I despise the lying swamp monster from the great State of New York, this story has nothing to do with her. Which wouldn't stop Mark Penn from spinning it into a talking point if he thought it would drag things out by another day, so never mind.

@spandrelmatic: How can you NOT SEE the connection here? Am I the only person here who sees the TRUTH about this perverted man and his intimate relationship with the Clintons? I mean for GAWD SAKE Sprandel! Go take your Hillary propaganda on the road. JEEBUS!