Wonkette

Case solved. Jeanne Moos is Tony the Tiger.

Pete: Congrats.
CNN: I want that 2:#7 of my life back.

The Gawker Artist also got his big break.. and used it to convince half of middle America that art should be banned.

CNN pays attention to Wonkette? Okay, that explains some things, even though I wish it didn't.

CNN quote this: I feel so horny.

I was once famous on a Post Office wall.

CNN: How about reporting more news, conducting more journalistic investigations, doing more research, covering more hard news, and having less blabbering-idiot talking heads on yer little network thing there? Report that!

You all wait and Jimmy Kimmel's going to follow up with "I'm Fucking Serolf Divad."

And here I thought Homofascist was going to be the most famous Wonkette commenter of all time.

@thefrontpage: You're just begging to be banned, aren't you?

Lou Dobbs' leathery nipples, once seen, cannot be unseen.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

at least it wasn't the painting of the idiot girl drinking cough syrup. That imagine screams: "Guys, you are attracted to me and I'm a complete idiot. What does that say about YOU?"

Hillary needs to take La Pequena Clinton on the road with her in Pennsylvania to bolster her support among the transgender hispanic midget voting block! It could make all the difference in a tight race!

A long, long time ago, [norbizness.com] , I got mentioned on CNN's Situation Room for my Pat Robertson quotes compendium, and even got a few e-mails from Abby Tatton, leading to a whirlwind, intercontinental romance and untold fame and riches. [www.cnn.com] Or maybe I ate that second Hot Pocket.

Are you sure that's a Wonkette comment. It sounds way too classy.

@terrymct:
I actually like the crazy red faced alien guy, personally. but i'm a virgin-mary-in-elephant-dung loving deviant.

@norbizness:
What happened to your blog? Are you trying to get out of the fast-paced blogger lifestyle or something?

More Amy Winehouse.

Hey! I just had an epiphany!!! Did it occur to anyone besides me that the Pequena Clinton is that SCARY GNOME that is terrorizing villagers in Argentina! Ken and Jim ought to show a picture of the two of them side by side. I think everyone will agree I am right. MOST importantly: they have that same creepy sideways walk!!! We need to report La Pequena Clinton to the Argentine police right away. I am on it.

Begs the question -- where is our illustrious quoted commenter on this string? Has he shunned us for fame and wealth?? Please allow us to fete your quotability!

I'm in love with the translator ... call me!

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

I have not seen them, but after reading your comment will carry their presumed image in my mind for all time. Thanks a lot.

Does this mean I'm allowed to lust after Glenn Beck now?

@Miss Perception: I just checked with a friend in Buenos Aires: there is a $1,000,000 Argentine Peso reward for anyone reporting the whereabouts of the Scary Gnome (===the Pequena Clinton). That works out to almost $50 U.S. bucks!

This is fantastic.

Can we have a CNN / Wonkette mixer?

No one can talk to Soledad O'Brien but me. I think she likes me. Soledad, call me OK?

She won't call me.

@Speed Ball: Sure. We can call it "Late Night Snots."

I feeling of pride swells within me, and after that Winehouse video, I feel something else swelling...

@Botswana Meat Commission FC:

True, and the red faced alien guy is MUCH better than all the photos of underaged and probably quite ill young men, too.

@Obamaton: Vomit? Oh, I thought you meant an actual Amy Winehouse video. Sorry.

@Rev. Peter Lemonjello: That should totally be his next account's gimmick.

Too bad they didn't use his other quote:
"No fucking shit, Nancy Drew."

Way to be, PeteJayHawk. This earns you the equivalent of a plenary indulgence at the next culling.

@Botswana Meat Commission FC: I started hating everyone that commented on my site, everyone that didn't comment on my site, and all other blogs, plus most of the animal kingdom.

Paradoxically, some things, once unseen, can yet be seen.

@CNN: Feel free to use.

We should have a witch hunt for suspected MSM journalists posing as Wonkette commenters. It'd be fun.

@NoWukkers: I'm told the really good comments spring from drunks that have to be slept off for a few days.

That oughta bring the dude's cred up at least two more whore diamonds around this joint.

I think I just saw a shark being jumped...

@Tukla in Iowa: Please enjoy your inappropriate reaction to this screename: [wonkette.com]

Why is Wonkette taking the credit? From the properties: wonkette.com/assets/resources/2008/03/>>>wonketteoncnn<<<<-thumb.jpg

Shouldn't that read 'petejayhawksstupidquoteoncnn'?!?

@norbizness: We already know you're a blogger.

He was our commenter first! </sisterblogwar>

@Eac_o_System: Awww...are you one of those stupid fucking moron hippies I pissed off?

@thefrontpage: Well that's just CrazyTalk. The CNN'ers can't be expected to do real work when sitting back and reading the talking points du jour is so much easier and more lucrative.

Am i the only one who notices that the 'some things cannot be unseen' is a blatent 4chan refrence

@Timothy: If by 4chan you mean an internet meme that existed years before that cesspool was even created, yes.

@femstix: All your base are belong to us!

Gets 15 minutes of fame and wasted 5 on CNN.