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DUMB FOOTAGE YOU MUST SEE OF BARACK ON VACATION: The Journalistic Reporters at CNN.com have made the stupidest video in at least two days, and you can view it here. It is Barack Obama resting, and talking on his cell phone, in the Virgin Islands. The cameraman gets scared and runs away and then starts filming again, and this happens several times. There is literally nothing interesting about this CNN.com video. We have watched it 12 times. [CNN]
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The camera man isn't running away. CNN just decided to loop the same few seconds of footage three times to make it seem more substantial.
Yes but they missed the part where Barry meets with his Al Qaeda brethren.
Why did I even watch that? It was exactly as you described-- nothing interesting. I wouldn't have even known that was him if I hadn't been told.
Carefully engineered to get the foot fetish vote. Damn, but those Obama people are crafty!
He is totally hot, though. I wanna bring him a mai tai.
This is exactly what it's like watching that shit-tastic TMZ show.
...I think the camera man was dodging sniper fire.
Is that guy in the background giving Barry a handy?
Is that Michelle in background? Whoever it is looks bored. I want to be bored in the Virgin Islands right now.
"There is literally nothing interesting about this CNN.com video"
That sentence needs minor corrections:
There is literally nothing interesting about CNN.
kthnxbai
Wow. That was quite informative. I have now decided who I will be voting for.
But Fox, rising to it's usual pit of perversion , finds another young white girl to interject into it's clip.
And also finds a rare viewer, one with manners and class..
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is michelle smoking a cigarette in the background?
@metropolitan: No, I think she's just eating some delicious Chex Mix.
Barry used the spare time to film a bimbo-filled music video, so if he plotzes for president, he'll be the next rap-metal-techno-dance-thrash superduperstar.
I try not to be this way, but Jesus, he's hot.
@llemma: Hey - there's not point in fighting The Truth.
Why do so many people hate The Truth?! I'm looking at you, Hillary.
@llemma: I sooooo want a President I can stand to look at. Those legs...so long...mmmmmmmm
OMG OMG OMG What are we gonna do when we finally have a cool president? I bet we're totally gonna get to eat at the good table at lunch!
Yeah Newell lay off the booze in the MORNING and maybe you will see it's the same 12 seconds of cell-phone video looped several times.
Otherwise, I concur: Weirdly fascinating. It's weirdly fascinating to see some public figure LOOK EVEN MORE COOL in real life, on hidden camera.
Apparently he is capable of answering the phone while resting. Hillary has 35 years of experience, and all Obama has is a few seconds of talking on the phone while on vacation.
@flatlands: and those legs... go all the way to the top!
Yowsa. He got legs fo' days.
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