Wonkette

KWAME KILPATRICK INDICTED FOR PERJURY: This morning Wayne County Prosecutor Kym Worthy charged the Detroit Mayor with lying under oath, obstruction of justice, and misconduct. Steamy text messages between Kilpatrick and his former chief of staff lie at the heart of what we hope will be a spate of mayoral sex scandals, now that the gubernatorial ones seem to have temporarily died down. [AP]