JOHN EDWARDS ON CORPORATE TEEVEE TONIGHT: Remember John Edwards, the candidate who spent four years in Iowa building an organization, only to lose there in hilarious fashion (again)? No, not the one who actually moved his family to Iowa in order to lose, the other one. Well, he is appearing on Jay Leno’s Tonight show this evening, which means he must have an important political thing to say. Will he endorse Hillary Clinton, as some intercepted “terrorist” chatter has suggested? Is he coming out? These are the only two options. [The Caucus]

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