Wonkette
- "Every March I almost keel over in anticipation for the start of the new baseball season. This year is of course especially important for my fellow DC residents. The new Nationals Park opens in only a few weeks. And, sure, the parking situation still hasn't been figured out and the team will probably be pretty terrible, but, come on!" [why.i.hate.dc]
- "I love this girl. Look how cool she is. She's making out with me at Shamrock Fest. She must really love me. I think I'm going to introduce her to my mom." [Arjewtino]
- "Bloom simply freaks me out. It's like a love bomb, one step away from a low-protein, high-carbohydrate diet, closely followed by a coerced disowning of friends and family." [Metroblogging DC]
- "Tomorrow, the Supreme Court will hear oral argument in District of Columber v. Heller, the case challenging the District of Columbia's decades-old and near-complete ban on gun ownership by city residents. At stake is interpretation of an Amendment that has received almost no judicial scrutiny in 209 years since it was enacted." [The Liberty Papers]
- "I don't think the animal would appreciate you trying to have sex with it." [Eavesdrop DC]
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I have no problem with DC gun permits, as long as I am the one that issues them.
If there's anything good about the Nats' opener, it's that Dubya has agreed to throw out the first ball. Let's hope he doesn't change his mind until he's on the mound (or in front of it) enduring the boos of tens of thousands of fans. Oh please, please, please let this man have just one moment where he realizes what everybody else thinks of him.
"And, sure, the parking situation still hasn't been figured out and the team will probably be pretty terrible, but, come on!"
This is why I remain an avid Washington Senators fan.
Elijah Dukes could smack Bush in the mouth in front of everyone on Opening Day and the Secret Service wouldn't even do anything about it.
DC has a new little league team!
@hebmskebm: The next day's transactions report would list "Elijah Dukes* - out - indefinitely - assassination attempt".
You dead, dawg is jilarious until the Treasury Dept. gets involved.
*still no. 1 on my rotisserie team's outfield... he's got the crazy, I've got the crazy; it's fittin'
I'm sure the sleeper cell has been activated and there
will be an ied under the pitcher's mound. That will get the season off to a great start.
Yay, now we only have to wait till June before the Court issues a narrow, technical ruling on this case that completely ignores the question of whether the right to bear arms in the second amendment means we issue assault rifles to everyone or if we can pass a law to pry Charlton Heston's gun from his cold dead hands. Yay, I say.
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