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Her suit looks familiar.

And so begins the race between NY and NJ to see who's ex-governor is the most sexually devious.

Life after Facts of Life has been cruel to many of its actors, but especially so for Blair.

All of a sudden my life seems so boring... OK, maybe that's just because it is boring. But still...

New New Jersey motto:
The Swinging State

McGreevey finds pastrami to be the most sensual of the salted cured meats.

Her middle name is Cleopatra, Queen of Denial.

@NcSchu: Perhaps we should also include Connecticut's Governor Jodi Rell & have a Tri State Sexual Decathlon.

"...dropped like a mozzarella stick into steamy marinara goo."

There is a place I can go with this joke, but I'm not going to go there.

But I could.

Now I have to go to Fridays just to see if I can spot the threesomes. Who's going to be the first politico to admit he/she's gotten down with their dog while the video camera rolled? Because that's about all that's left at this point

Everyday is Friday at the Magreeveys.

OMG Norbizness, just OMG and thank you

Is anyone hunting for nude shots of that rather seven diamond driver college boy whore yet? I don't care if he's all tatted up and giving himself a breast check, hell I'll even download his lousy hip hop songs.

It's a shame that this happened at TGI Fridays and not at Applebees, because it would have been fun to make some sort of raunchy play on words with the "eatin' good in the neighborhood" ad jingo thingy.

Nevertheless, this Onion piece remains funny ten years after it was first published:

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Oh, great ... you've got me thinking about delicious Mozzerella sticks when I have to eat disgusting steamed cabbage and corned beef very soon. :-(

When all you can muster around your hot woman is the soft six, sounds like a job for your friendly hung limo driver.

Whenever their six year old daughter sees/hears an ad for TGI Fridays, the poor child will vomit.

They call it "coming out", Jim, 'cause it's a gentle way of talking about pretty extreme stuff. If it were "jump out with a 7-inch blade made for gutting farm animals and rape your spouse's inner harmony", they'd probably just say it that way. Gotta go to the lobby in my office, and see if this is all playing out on Judge Judy. Maybe Montell.

@PrairiePossum: Wait, they have a 6 year old daughter? As in, conceived during the heady (pardon the pun) TGIF days for the Driver, the Gov, and his Lady?

Awkward.

Damn, Jim. Ok, we get it - You're an out and proud gay man - more power to ya! Now, you and the ex need to grab a table at TGIF and hash out a strategy for answering her when she comes to you and asks, "What's a menage, a menage au...?"

We haven't mentioned the Remote Island where idiotic, annoying, psychotic people should be sent, but it's clear now that all of the Spitzers, McGreeveys and Rowlands--all of them--should be shipped out to the island as soon as possible, hopefully today. What a bunch of nimrods, all of them.

It's worth repeating: "Gubernatorial A-frame."

@Gopherit:

Quoting from the CBS article:
"In his statement, McGreevey said he and his estranged wife need to move forward for the sake of their 6-year-old daughter."

OOOOOOH. What if the baby daddy is the limo driver?

Never again will patrons of that TGIF's be able to ask for Table for 3 with a straight face.

They called an elegant dinner at TGIF followed up with hot three-way action their "Friday Night Special"!?!?

I still think they should have gone to Olive Garden: you can get a salad, bread and pasta for just $8.95. Now THAT is what I call a Friday Night Special!

Belly Rub: I wished it had been the Olive Garden, because then their slogan could have been "When you're here, you're part of a loose confederation of ofay perverts."

@PrairiePossum: The timing is too good. It makes me feel greasy to say it, but I wouldn't be surprised if it turned out to be true.

OK, then... can I start calling him McThreevy?

@Tits_LaRue: Well, maybe not him, but it sounds like a great, new Wonkette tag for the less-cool-kind of threesome.

I sleep better at night knowing that another succubus will not receive her bags of money.

Maybe she was there only in spirit?

Gawd, I hope she was forced to sit in the corner and watch.

I hope Silda handles her shit, cause she's been with Muppet-face for years AND she's a damn good catch, but I can't stand lazy hags like this who think that they live in some kind of live-action Pretty Woman remake in which a handsome successful man is seriously trying to marry a flight attendant in her 30's.

By the way, this was totally timed to steal Muppet-face's thunder.

McGagMe.

Is it just me or did Dina McGreevy suddenly become more interesting.

Hey, this could have been worse, Teddy could have been in a Lautenberg sandwich.

Too bad it wasn't a tri-way at Waffle House-- covered and smothered, indeed

@suburbman: I would totally give her a toss. Dina, call me.

I am waiting and hoping that my own Governor Goodhair will do something to out hisself. 'Cause I know his would be the kinkiest story of all!

Pretty blonde trophy wife? Check! Wife owns blue suit? Check! Republican moral values? Check! Texas A&M degree? CHECK!

@Truculent: Santorum warned us.

@san antone rose: Of course she owns a blue suit. It's standard issue at the Stepford Institute.