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Did you know that before Hillary Clinton saved Ireland with treaties in the 1990s, she also drove the rats out of Ireland, by shaking her Mandate Stick at them? This is why she is wearing her Hillary-Leaf Clover scarf today. But how is the Irish leprechaun Barack Obama paying homage to Hillary Clinton, patron saint of Ireland?By wearing silver, the color of Spanish Moors in Hawaii — the ones that love NAFTA:

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