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Did they shoot this is a stairwell?

Look, if you're a guy like Spitzer, you're surrounded at all times by upper-class women. I think the fact that she was kind of trashy was the point. He wanted to bang some hot, trashy, young ass. Really not much more complicated than that.

oooh, her expression in that photo is so deep and pensive... She is, like, the most thoughtful hooker I know.

No matter how sordid the scandal, Murdoch's boys never disappoint in showing that they're far trashier.

Meh. Nice rack, but $4300? Does that come with a flat-screen TV?

"The tattoos are in Latin and Arabic, mantras which help her stay clean." Yeah, also, the GIANT fucking DRAGON on her shoulder. Does the dragon help her stay clean by threatening to crawl out of her skin and eat her if she gets high?

Skank.

I wouldn't do her with Cankles McGee's dick.

I would have thought the Emp's Club would have branded their whores' hands with a diamond.

"Dupre is covered with several tattoos in Latin and Arabic, which are said to be mantras to help her stay clean." Because I always look at my upper crotch before doing a line of coke.

I'm sure this will help her singing career!

Boy, you usually expect to get something for your money. She must have made up for it with enthusiasm cause she looks like any cheap tramp off the street. Spitzer must really be a dumb bastard in some respects. What kind of morons pay these kind of prices for what looks to be Wal-Mart priced goods?

It's Christmas in March!

She is a hot mess! She gets three diamonds? What does one diamond get you, Janet Huckabee?

I like that dress. What with the newsprint on it and all, it says, "I'm newsworthy, but I'm also a whore."

I am demoting her to two Whore Diamonds.

Those photographs are so shitty it is hard for me to look at them. You would think that in NYC they could find a decent photographer, not one that appears to have dragged her into the basement to photograph her against a wall lit by CFLs.

This girl must really be stupid. I think Eliot should be forced to pay for her education in return for his night of forbidden pleasure.

You marry the girl from Harvard. You destroy your career and the faith of the people with the tatted-out tramp from Jersey who doesn't even know what her own governor looks like. There's a Springsteen song in there somewhere. Sorry, Bon Jovi?

Hater. Srsly, you yuppie dweebs and your fantasies about expensive hos. It's all marketing, dood. REALLY classy girls from the upper crust who read Kierkegaard? They hardly ever fuck just for money, and the ones that do don't need to be pimped out on a website by a cut-rate Joe Francis.

Good for her. She's a moderately pretty Jersey girl with a bad job, and now she's making some money through wholesale prostitution instead of retail. I'm sure some pimp/boyfriend will eventually get it all, but at least she'll get her 15 minutes.

These pictures are oddly unsexy.

But then again, so is Eliot Spitzer, so I guess we're all even.

Wow, even whore diamonds have become inflated. It used to be that three whore diamonds could get you a disease and tattoo free skank.

If your assets are in whore diamonds or dollars, it's time to invest something a little bit more secure, like mortgage backed securities.

Nice rant. Mom, is that you?

"She's hobnobbed with hip-hoppers like P. Diddy."

slobbed the nob? gobbled nob?

First you had actresses/singers/celebutards co-opting hookers by posing naked in the cliched "my hands are holding my breasts" shot. Now real-life hookers are doing the same. The circle of life is complete.

This looks like some art photo shoot for some NYU grad who wants to think he's 'Edgy' and 'Gritty.'

As for Tramp Stamps-- all of her tatoos are pretty good actually, and it's nice to have something to look at... adds a certain ambiance if you will...

Not to mention, she was only a 3 diamond girl...

I like that dress! The newprint makes it say, "I'm newsworthy, but I'm still a whore!"

Yeah, it was kinda funny to hear all these "prostitution experts" going on and on about how there is no difference between this lady and a common street walker doing tricks for a 20 spot and so forth and so on.

The problem is that they totally dismissed the fee involved, saying that others use the high fee to rationalize the behavior. While some elements might be equal, in this case, methinks the hooker is less of a victim.

while i can understand why she would want to get money in this situation, i must say that i too am losing all sorts of sympathy for kristen-ashley-alexandra.

Doesn't Spitzer realize that if he wanted to fuck some Bridge-n-Tunnel, all he's have to do is go to Cheetah Club on a Saturday night and say, "I'm a producer"?

@Jihad2BU: It's the NY Post, a stairwell is upscale for them, they usually do shoots like this in back alleys or bus station bathrooms.

Every time I see a pic of this gal, she loses another whore diamond in my heart. And my heart is like Sierra Leone with the whore diamonds, people!

To all of you who "felt sorry" for her, please eat my shortsshortsshorts.

Jeez, she really is a skanky moll, and apparently she's getting skankier by the minute. (As the snobby folks say: "Bridge and Tunnel.") But seriously, on the technical side, it appears that the New York Post photographer either smoked up with her before the shoot or else is partially blind and/or retarded. But -- and this is a possibility -- perhaps he is a genius who intentionally did the shoot badly to make the whole thing even more seedy? Why would you do that?

She is officially a WHORRIBLE person.

Can someone explain the "Dope Fiend" part? I didn't see that article.

Wait, are you implying she posed for these photos for the Post? Well however Murdoch's rag got them, she just managed to half her asking price for Penthouse or Playboy.

Maybe this is why whores need pimps?

Not to be sexist, but I can't believe Spitzer threw away his entire career for this. What a douche.

@ohiolobbyist: The dragon represents the latent herpes virus that could break out and snap at anyone that comes near... the drugs she's not supposed to be doing.

@Black_Flame: "As for Tramp Stamps-- all of her tatoos are pretty good actually, and it's nice to have something to look at..."

Right, cause at $4300 an hour, who has time to look at her face, boobs or vagina.

@Dave J.: Sure, but why can't he fap to GodsGirls like the rest of us?

Um, if I were her brother, I would be mighty pissed to have my face in the Post, especially with a cheesy-ass JC Chasez lip-strip on my stupid smiling face. As for her "unnamed relative" and "unknown baby" and "depends-crapping grandpa," I just feel sick. The Post should just be incinerated, and I want wash my skin with turpentine to get off the evidence I clicked thru that shit. Fuck Rupert Murdoch with the Devil's thorny dick for realz.

My favorite is the "X" tat on her hand. What did that cost her? In the midwestern cow town I was raised in we could make that tat with a good sharpie.

Dumbest whore ever

You guys are way harsh. I happen to know the photographer who snapped these pitchers, and his portfolio boasts some really impressive mugshots.

I like to think that she saved Latin. Whatd you guys ever do?

Kristen-Ashley, light of my life, whore diamonds of my loins.

@shortsshortsshorts: I give. I no longer have so much sympathy.

I love comparing pictures 14 and 20. You know you're posing for a reputable publication when they publish pictures of you both BEFORE and AFTER airbrushing.

Are you sure that Dupre got paid for these photos? They were taken by Wesley Mann in early 2007 but appear to be owned by Contact Press Images which, if you notice, is stamped on the pix.

Ah, a Jersey girl with a butterface, sagging boobs and jail-house tattooing on her hands. That's why we big spenders are so known for our taste as well.

I hear some people think she looks like Sandra Bullock. I couldn't agree more.

@upthedownstream:

She admitted it herself on her Myspace page. I think it went something like this:

"I love meth-crack. I take heroin with my cheerios and masturbate to pictures of myself, while on drugs."

The New York Post's Photo Shoots: Making Hustler spreads look classy since 1974.

How is she "milking" anything? These pictures were taken months ago and I'm willing to bet she's not getting an extra cent for having them published now.

Who's milking what here? And where did all this self-righteous bullshit come from?

With a big, fat vag tat, it's amazing that she wasn't already doing gangbang porn. This wasn't a federal sting, it was an intervention!

Okay, just googled Contact Press Images. Founding member: Annie Liebowitz.

Ka-ching! Three and a half Whore Diamonds!

Thank you for that shortshortshorts.

I had completely forgotten.

Which one of his daughters do you think she looks like?

Anyone? Anyone?

That's not going to age well.

@Pupster: This is also with the revelation that she is in fact 32, not 22, according to serious investigative team at NYMag.

She's allowed to do what she wants, of course, but whoever surrendered the family photos should be shot.

Before and after airbrushing visual aid:

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By the way, what do you call an Emperor's Club hooker that likes giving blowjobs? Kneel Diamonds!

Well, I must say, I've had my fill of Wonkette sex this week. Maybe we can put Kristen and her sexploits to bed now?

No wait. We have to wait for her 15 minutes of Playboy exposure.

"One of those guys...was the governor..."

This audio clip from the David Caruso vehicle "Jade" seems apt.

My favorite part of the photo shoot is that the Post gave up on captions by photo 10. I took them nine captions to realize all the needed to say was "Naked Hooker" and they would get all the page views they needed.

This audio clip from "Jade" seems apt. "One of those guys was the governor!"

again, I am saddened by the clear misreprentations on the Emperor's Club site. 105 pounds is complete baloney. 22 years old seems a huge stretch, though her face and body might reflect some hard living. But as someone noted the other day, if you can't get truth in advertising on a prostitution website, then, really, where are we as a society?

oops, sorry for the repeat

@herPez Hilton: They removed that hot cheek scar she got from a surly John. So why not go all out and fix that crooked Coke vaccum too?

poor girl. fuck rupert murdoch.

Jeez.. the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Her mom can't take a picture without showing off her boobs, either. LOVE Mom's Mystic Tan cleavage in Granpda's ear at a nice family dinner.

In pic #5, she looks like she has a dick, and is not particularly feminine-looking in a number of them.

I am officially no longer jealous of pre-scandal Spitzer. He walked into a Mercedes dealership and drove out in a Daewoo.

It's only fair reporting that we see seductive pictures of Silda as well...

@herPez Hilton: What is that tatt way below her navel? It looks like a set of instructions.

What are you guys gonna complain about next, that she has sharp knees?

Having spent my share of time in strip clubs, I can tell you that the snapshot-visual doesn't really tell you anything about the quality of the experience: a "somewhat pretty" girl with a super-engaging attitude/energy is 10x more entertaining than a veritable goddess who is obviously bored and hating what she's doing.

With that knowledge, I would assume this girl is a phenomenal lay.

If you have tattoos in Latin, you must be intellectual, right?

also, Silda is SO much hotter.

@Whattheheck: Yeah, no kidding. I was amused by the first couple of posts, but, really, what the hell is interesting here? A girl who's as spent as Paris Hilton without the fortune, who will be doing c-list celebrity garbage a year from now. I feel that sad, twisted pity for her I always do for someone too stupid and greedy to know not to get in these situations in the first place.

What I'm wondering is where are all the pictures of Rupert Murdoch with his stable of whores.....and no, not the Fox News anchors.

Umm, I think we should cut her a little slack, she DID grow up near the Jersey Shore. Her role models were probably a bunch of banged-out guido skanks.

@Harbls: Good show, sir! Still ... slutty is the new pretty.

Something about her big nose and the ink just make me think trashy New Jersey hooker.

bad move, too - she should have held out for a slick magazine.