Wonkette

You know what completes that look? I wide diving belt and a sheath knife.

Spitzer's should call me so we can SUE that WHORE for profiting off her suffering. WHORE!!!

Isn't Wonkette going to offer to help her get her book published?

A couple of thoughts on whore diamonds. First, what an awesome name for a band. Second, seeing as Kristen is only a three whore diamond whore and Silda's easily a four whore diamond cougar shouldn't she give Eliot a little slack?

I mean, like, "Babes, she was only a three whore diamond whore... it meant nothing...."

from 15 minutes of shame to 15 minutes of fame

@Prozac: We can't get our own books published, and we're supposedly writers. Meanwhile:
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I hereby endorse Kristen for presidential nominee of the Ron Paul Party.

Viva la reEVOLution!

...you guys make me SICK! You arent suppose to make the whores rich, you just want them to think you will. Otherwise we wont have any whores left; geez you guys dont know anything about PIMPIN'!!!

Wasn't "Ashley Alexandra Dupre" the original B-side for "Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat"?

Sing, wh-re.

Sing.

Did she do anything other than whore? Just out of curiosity.

I'm kinda rootin for the Spitz and the whore to get together in the end (not her end--she knows how to deal with difficult customers, remember?). Does anyone know if her Flatiron district condo has a fire escape for Spitz to climb with the flowers and umbrella a la Gere? Now that I think of it, why did he have that umbrella in his hand anyways? Oh, it was a fake sword!

p.s. I love Kevotron

@Kevotron: As soon as No Child Left Behind gets re-vamped, all children in NY will learn times tables in whore diamond units:

Jenny and Frank both want two hot dogs each, plus 3 each for Franks five friends. How many hours of five-whore-diamond-whoring will they need to buy the hot dogs?

@Ken Layne: But if you bring AMC back for a guest column, she can take the whore out dancing, and we can get some new pics like the ones she did with Jessica Cutler. We've been good and we deserve it.

I've seen pictures of her brother, and frankly the Spitzer gene pool could use some help in the hairline department.

@drugman: I think that whore diamonds make a great alternative to "conflict" diamonds as well. It's important to show that you have a sense of global responsibility by shunning DeBeers and going whorish with your engagement or anniversary gift.

So now that lapdancing gay whore Hernandez on American Idol (who got booted last night) is going to have a single rush-released. Soon the billboard charts will be all whore all the time.

Why couldn't I have grown up to be a singing whore?

16 comments and no "on top" double-entendres?

Wonkette, Wonkette, why hast thou forsaken me!

None of the girls who visit my boat dress like that. But then again, I'm a seaweed harvester.

@weazel:
She could be the next Bond girl.

@drugman:

"How many hours of five-whore-diamond-whoring will they need to buy the hot dogs?"

Considering the state of the economy, I'm going to go with "a lot".

That girl has some serious lungs that I - for one - didn't see comin'.

So are we putting our Ashley whore money on the People magazine exclusive cover? Or are we thinking the full-blown shot-by-Annie-Liebowitz Vanity Fair treatment? Or does she stay local with New Jersey Three Diamond Whore Monthly?

Sarkozy taken. Ashley says "Damn!"

@bambu:HUSTLER!

Doesn't this stuff belong on Jezebel or Fleshbot already? At least the fifth or sixth edition of the same basic news...

Penthouse is putting out the call -
"Penthouse Magazine Group president and publisher Diane Silberstein says Penthouse would "love to have her in the magazine" and would consider offering her a cover shot."
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I think a natural step for her would be the Atlantic.

God bless Amie Street. I'm on there, too, but I'm not on the Top 10. Or Top 1,000.

@weazel: Hustler! She's a natural for Larry Flynt!

leave this child alone! she is a willing victim!!

did anyone check out Ashley's "friends" on her MySpace profile? Hugh Hefner was one, so I would think he might make an offer of some sort.

Now I'm all feeling odd about having Amie Street book marked.How do I know I'm not making 98cents off of some three zirconium whore?

Hey everyone, what are the top 10 Alias high priced call girl names?

"Notice only whites, mostly women, have to deal with the threat of white slavery. Yet another example of black privilege and entitlement." -- G. Ferraro

@widget07:
Bambi
Heather
Angel

ummmm....

Edeltraud
Gertrude
Winnifred
Carlos
Slavika
Segolene Royal
Pol Pot
Number 2

That's 11.

@weazel: They put Brit-Brit on the most recent cover -- yes, I subscribe; James Fallows is a demigod in my personal mythology -- so why not? They just better not assign Easterbrook to write the story... Then again, the resulting sex harassment &/or assault might finally get that pedantic blowhard Holocaust & Global Climate Change denying bitch fired, for real. So, yeah, give the Atlantic profile of Kristen to Gregggggggg.

@drugman: Splendid! Here's a sample No Child Left Behind elementary statistics question for California's students (translated from Espanol):

Armando and Dieter, a gay married couple whose union is 'recognized' but most likely illegal, each have two pair of balls but only ONE has lead in his pencil and the other wants to adopt a baby girl from a Shanghai hooker named 'Veronica' who lives on the second floor of their Lower Pac. Hts. Victorian. If, say Dieter is the one who could impregnate Veronica and it was OK with Armando, do you think they would end up with twins like Julia Roberts, Dennis Quaid, J. LO and Elvis Presley's daughter?