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"The pretty people are descending upon our city. A couple big movie shoots are in town, so if you're into that sort of thing, now's your chance for an Affleck or LaBeouf sighting." [DCist]"The hotel has hosted an inauguration ball every year since Calvin Coolidge's presidency and is said to be the place where FDR penned his famous "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" inaugural address. The Mayflower is also where I once 'illegally' took a piss." [Arjewtino]
"It's a very good question and you are not the only one! It drives lots of people nuts!" [Diary of a Mad DC Cabbie] "Unlike Boleyn Girl or Semi-Pro, most of the free movies this week would be more worthy of your 10 dollars. However, since you live in DC, you don't have to pay ANYTHING ...." [Brightest Young Things] "Some crazy dude wearing ear phones was shouting and running in circles at a busy intersection. I called 911 because I did not want it on my conscience if he got brained by a semi . The operator said that guy was responsible for more 911 calls than anyone else in the city. So at least I got to walk past a local celebrity." [why.i.hate.dc]
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For a few days at least,there'll be a few people in DC who don't resemble Helen Thomas, and John Bolton's love children.
wish i was in d.c. to see my shia kick ass in "eagle eye"
oh and that's "the labeouf" to you
@BluntObjects: That's perhaps the most frightening image I've ever conjured up - mating "Thank You Mr. President" and the mustachioed scourge of the Diplomatic Corps. They'd be like the mutants in "The People Under The Stairs" or Sam Raimi's Deadites.
Affleck? LeBeouf? Pretty? It is their appalling averageness which makes them so in-demand.
Well, LeBeouf anyway...
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