Wonkette

• Rush & Molloy: Long Island reporter picks up date during Hillary’s conference call. Overheard by all: “You have a nice, round ass? What’s your chest? That’s not small. I’m more of a thigh and an ass man… Don’t get into any trouble, and if you do, call me.” Oh, Bill, get off the extension…[NYDN]
• Page Six: Bloomberg campaign sends Chad Clanton locally manufactured Dr. Brown’s soda to replace his Texas-bred Dr. Pepper. [NYP]
• Cindy Adams: Rice pays for her clothes. [NYP]
• Inside the Beltway: Kerry-Edwards items stall on eBay, including ticket stub to see Springsteen. [WT]